XxphantomsnypzxX
01-05-2006, 05:02 PM
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267
OMG I HAD TO WATCH IT 2 TIMES, I THINK THIS MOVIE IS EFFIN HILARIOUS AND CREATIVE HOW HE HAS BATMAN, GODZILLA, INDIANA JONES, SHAQ, AARON CARTER, A CARE BEAR, THE POWER RANGERS, OPTIMUS PRIME, AND MANY MORE CHARACTERS THROUGHT THE YEARS ALL FIGHT AND THE CARTOON GRAPHICS ARENT BAD AND THE WORDS ARE JUST HILARIOUS
5.0family
01-05-2006, 05:47 PM
chuck norris sleeps with a light on, not because he is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of chuck norris
when chuck norris jumps in the tub he doesnt get wet the water gets chuck norris
chuck norris believes in god because god believes in chuck norris
chuck norris round house kicked the universe and started the big bang
before day the first day chuck norris created god
chuck norris counted backwords from infinity twice
chuck norris doesnt sleep he waits
if u can see chuck norris he can see u and if u cant see chuck norris he will probly kill you
U CANt KILL CHUCK HE KILLS YOU
TT_Stang
01-05-2006, 05:52 PM
Thank you That was the funniest thing i have read in awhile.
StrokemyNotch
01-05-2006, 06:09 PM
Sweet!!!!! damn chuck norris.
Zoie_daGT
01-05-2006, 06:46 PM
I dont know what to say.... I guess it was entertaining.
andyman
01-05-2006, 07:42 PM
only thing worth watching on newgrounds: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/97
XxphantomsnypzxX
01-05-2006, 07:54 PM
Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, if only he would cry....
Emann0007
01-05-2006, 08:07 PM
wth Mr Rogers wins??? BOOO!
XxphantomsnypzxX
01-05-2006, 08:23 PM
chuck norris's chief export is pain
andyman
01-05-2006, 10:25 PM
the chuck norris bug has spread here now....
don't worry it will fade.
crazangel14
01-05-2006, 11:39 PM
haha so funny i had to download the song
JonBeast
01-06-2006, 12:13 AM
Both vids weren't really THAT funny....
The ultimate action was clever [8D]
5.0family
01-06-2006, 01:29 AM
this trumps all on new ground ALL
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/131487
NoOriginalNamesLeft
01-06-2006, 04:09 AM
Chuck Norris jokes spawned on collegehumor in like 1 day, just as fast as Lindsey Lohan stopped being hot. Oh and Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fck down.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.