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spank his cavalier and do it in front of everybody so they will STFU, but like Nanakie says, be prepared for a list of excuses as long as your arm as to why he lost.
Just tell him to shove his excuses up his arse. He's driving a 4 banger.
What exactly qualifies as craddle robbing anyways?
I'm 21 my gurl is 19. I've known 19 year olds that are in high school still... I'm a senior in college...
I'm 19 and my girlfriend turnes 17 on saturday. People say I'm cradle robbing but I don't think so. I thought nanaki was almost in his mid 20s... maybe I'm wrong. Very few kids are 19 in high school though. I knew three people in my graduating class off 500 that were 19. I think if your gf is a teenager and you're above 22 that's just wrong.
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Alright. At my high school, there is a guy with a Chevrolet Cobalt SS. He keeps on telling everyone he has the fastest car at school. I am wanting to show him he doess not. I am just wanting to make sure with you guys.
My Car: 2003 Mustang GT Manual CIA Offroad XPipe Predator Tuned
His car: cobalt ss manual
I'm very shocked that no-one made a comment on that statement. What school do you go to that the person thinks they have the fastest car at the school (considering it only runs 15's all day long). Hillbilly high where everyone has a pickup? No offence intended. It cracks me up how kids think that a turbo beats all. Even when the numbers just scream...uh NO!
Race him, beat him, then tell him to have a Coke and a smile and STFU!
You will win. The quickest I have heard one running is 14.3 at 97.
really there were 2 at the track running a mid to high 15.
One at Richmond Dragway the other day ran 14.4 at 97 bone stock. I was not there but 2 of my friends saw it and he posted the timeslips on a local Forum here in hampton roads.
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well if there were two running a mid to high 15 then I would have stiff competition with my V6. Dude you have a Gt I mean they are not the fastest car ever but they are faster than my V6 so you will beat him. No worries, but it does sound like you are a lil nervous since you ahd to come here and ask. NO NEED TO BE NERVOUS just go and tear him a new one...
o and you want to talk bout craddle robbing. Now dont make fun of me for this cuz I think it is the SICKEST thing ever but my step dad is 62 and my mom is 40. THAT MY FRIENDS IS CRADDLE ROBBING!!
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BACK TO THE THREAD AT HAND.................dont even fret it dude. whoop him. and like they said, be ready for excuses, cuz hes gonna make up a BUNCH of 'em. good luck(although no luck is needed). humiliate him !!!
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my gf is still in HS. you should see the looks and comments i get when i pick her up some days. these are kids that think riced out cars with body kits = lots of HP. i get a lot of "wanna race?" comments when i'm waiting. damn kids!
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Replying to the comment that somebody made about "everybody thinks he has the fastest car in school so what do you go to a hillbilly school," well I didn't exactly graduate from a large school, but we are no hillbillys. Hell my senior class was PRHS's largest graduating class ever at 124. But our school had very little in ways of trucks. We mostly had either old used economy cars or ricers, only a hand full of trucks and domestic racers. There were only three mustangs, mine, another blue V6, and one GT, 2 Cameros, and I think 1 Grand Am, and 2 Grand Prixs, that's it. Yes we had the problem of the handfull of people that had ricers. They all thought they were fast as hell, but even my stock stang at the time kicked some ass, now some of my victories were hard fought, but I showed them. The problem is that a lot of young people see the Fast and the Furious and see those bad ass 4 bangers "in the movie" that can beat "stock" V8s and think they are fast and everybody around them beleives them. Kids now adays don't understand that true power and performance doesn't lie in economy saving 4 bangers they lie in V8s and some V6s, but mostly 8s. What's America's youth comming to, 4 bangers beating V8s, man I'd like whatever it is their smoking. The funny thing is that one of my next doors neighbors best friends has a riced out Civic with the cheap paint job, the fart can, and the cheap ebay body kit. Him and his buddies in their, believe it or not, riced out trucks think they are fast as hell, but for some reason they will never race me. Must be because one night at the corner gas station that little punk in the Civic reved up his engine with the fart can, and soon after I did the same, mind you this was about a week after I installed my exhaust, and he and his buddies found out what an exhaust is supposed to sound like and they quit talking crap about my stang. Now I don't think it was the sound that scared him as much as it was the fact that my car was in neutral and I could feel and see the car trying to pull, kinda like a V8, but not as much as a V8 would. Anyway got off topic, but if you see anybody in a riced out 4 banger and you have a nice long strip of road, please for the love of god put them in their place, yes it is a waste of gas, but this 4 banger trend has got to stop!
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i am pretty sure that i drove the fastest car in my senior class that i was aware of...if someone had one faster, they didnt drive it to school...there were some close ones, a friend of mine had an 83 350 camaro, which i later owned, but it wouldnt keep up, and another friend of mine had a big block 70 (IIRC) nova...it was a stock 396, and it ran like crap, but it looked good...a few mustangs here and there, but nothing to write home about...and when i graduated, "ricers" hadnt come about yet...
but i never made the claim of the "fastest car at school"...
if it's truelly a stock base Cobalt SS I should hope you beat him. Those cars are under-rated though and do have pretty significant factory upgrade packages available some that put the car over 300hp. It's somewhat rediculous. Hopefully he didn't order one of those when he bought the car or you might be in trouble.
no they arent they have the same supercharger as the benz 230. that POS can only handle like 8 psi of boost
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