OK. This totally caught me off guard. I was going to the gym and saw the funniest thing. I was getting out of my car and I saw a completely riced out Tiburon. The body kit and wing on this thing was amazing. I didn't think they made rice for Tirburons, but somehow, this one had everything. It was white with blue stripes and lightning on it. The thing even had LAMBO doors. I heard a BOV so I figured it may have had some balls. Well, the person that got out of the car was a hispanic girl. Not very pretty at all really. She saw me looking at her car. I couldn't help it, I was just in shock when I saw it. She was like "Isn't that sh!t hot?" I stood there for a couple seconds and said "Ummm.. Not really. I'm not into that kinda thing." She was like "Well, it's not all body mods." I said "Still not my thing. Don't like Tiburons." She asked what kind of car I drove and I pointed it out. She was like "I'm not into that kind of thing." I said "That's nice. I love my v8." She was like "I bet my car could take your 'v8'. I pulled a 14 flat in the quarter." Asked what I pulled and I told her I haven't been to the track with it. Told me "That's OK. Mustangs only run a 15.2, so you probably shouldn't even bother."
I don't know how fast Tiburons are stock, but a 14.0 is nothing to be cocky about. I told her "If and when I go to the track, I'll run a lot better than a 14.0." She asked if I wanted to run her. I said "Where? Have you seen the traffic out there? it's almost 5." She said "Well, we both go to Golds, we can run whenever you want. I'm here almost every other day."
She doesn't know what I have done, she didn't ask. She seems so sure of herself. I had to race one of my GFs cocky friends with an 00 GT auto that thought she could take me. I'm sure some of yall read that thread. Never updated it with the kill cause it wasn't even worth typing.
nm. google is my friend. they only run low 15s stock. probably should have added. don't bother telling me to bet her if she loses, she gives me the sex. she's not hot at all.
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You need to run her so you can shut her up!!!! When you do run I think you should give it all your car has and beat her by a mile or so!!!! Bet on the race, (a BJ is a good bet!!!!) if you can get her too so you can take her money too!!!! I can't believe that she thinks mustangs run in the 15's, she must only have seen v6's run at the track!!!!
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don't bother telling me to bet her if she loses, she gives me the sex. she's not hot at all.
you can fix that with a twelve pack and paper bag, no shame, ass is ass
thats also why God made dark
dude......dont even worry about the sex or anything like that. or money. just HUMILIATE HER. say "ok. it should be pretty close", then, just annihilate her a$$......RACE WISE.
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Yea dude, take her on, and just don't beat her, destroy her, and then really rub it in. I can't stand when people pimp out their ride, put on one of those fart maker muffler kits, and think they have a car. So dude, go score a really good kill for the stang brotherhood, and let her know she has to do more than cosmettic upgrades to stand a chance agianst the V8 stang.
she did do other upgrades. i heard the BOV when she was parking. google told me those run low 15s stock and she said she ran a 14.0, so she must have done other stuff. i'm gonna see if she wants to race for gas money or something. i could deal with that. i'm going back wednesday, so i'll see what i can work out. easy money in either case, unless she was lying and really has some work done and runs like 10s. i somehow doubt that though.
it'll be a raping if that's all she runs. not as bad as my gf's friend's GT. that was just ".....".
Well I looked up MSN's stat report (remember these are factory released stats so they could be either a little high or a little low in real world performance) and it said that at best she had a 172 hp V6 with 1/4 times just over 16, wich is comparable to the 99-04 V6 stang. So unless she dropped about 8K under the hood, which I highly doubt, I like your odds. Go show her what real performance looks and souds like.
bet her for a meal of beans and rice...
but anyway...in my experiences, the tibby is a VERY popular ricer car, because theyre cheap, slow, and uncomfortable. a frien of mine's gf has one, and ehr sister also has one, and theyre piece of crap...they actually got like 6 grand knocked off of what they owed thanks to a lemon law class action suit. they have replaced 7 sunroof units...both power window motors...2 exhaust manifolds, like 5 wheel bearings..theyre GARBAGE. i dont knwo where you found low 15s, but the ones that i have seen are hard pressed to run high 15s, and with an automatic therye good for mid to high 16s..if that. plus, youre talking about a female driver...so the sihtty driver mod is in effect, so that will tack on another half second.
this broad obviously saw the fast and the furious and thought "wow, hispanic girls can drive fast and beat up on V8s just like the guys, ill buy a ricer!" race her, and dont go easy...humiliate this girl...and yes, im serious..make her look Stupid. then say this: vaya jódalo usted arroz mudo de asno que maneja a ramera. Obtenga su espalda de asno en la cocina, donde pertenece.
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