Orange Soda
lol, honestly. Actually I know the story. This is really sad that Im even taking the time to write this but here it is:</P>
It was a cool dark night, a blue white moon, River D was on the street, trying to consume some ricers from across town, so he could get some bucks, chillin in his ride, not sweatin' any truck. </P>
River D was from Valley Park, an area infamous for its redneck white boy street gangs, knife fights, and incest. River D was beginning cruising in his 2.3L 1989 Rust spotted mustang one cold January night with his mother. Also happening to be his wife, she leaned over to give hima kiss, but happened to spill his orange "sodi" all over his lap. "Damnit woman" he shouted, "I've had enough of this FGS, get the $%& outta ma coche." Yes, coche, he's also half hispanic, as well as 70% Irish. His mother/wife, stepped out of the car with the rest of the 6 pack of sodi in hand and angrily slammed the door. "River D, you ain't the boss a me, you grounded, an no sex for three weeks, bia bia, "cough"." Thinking she was intirely smarter than River D himself, she poured two of the sodis on each of his rear tires, then drank the last one, before crushing it against his gas cap. "Bia, you dun made me pissed off," exclaimed River D. He revved that little 4 banger up to the top, dumped the clutch and squeeled the right tire heavily, spraying his former mother/wife with all the orange sodi. Before leaving, he got out, put his hand on the tire, and told her to never come round theya agin. But he burned his hand sevearly, creating what we now know to be one of the best tire warmers made: Orange Soda.</P><edited><editID>95Stealth302</editID><editDate>37991.946412037</editDate></edited>
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Black modded 95GT SOLD
New in the garage: Red 95GT ready to become an autoX champ.
As of this week:
Tunable Induction CAI
MGW Shifter
MSD 8.5mm Wires/Cap&Rotor/TFI Blaster Coil
SLP Loudmouth Catback
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