ass > titties

s197richie · 07-20-2008, 08:49 PM

For one reason alone: you can't buy ass. Anyone can (or it seems that everyone HAS) bought a set of titties.

My gf's daughter-in-law has the works: fake hair extensions, fake nails, botox, fake titties, you name it. She has no ass and wanted some implants...the doctor told her no, because they don't hold up...I guess they slide down after time or some such ish.

So that is why ass is a hot commodity.

The end.

natbel08 · 07-20-2008, 08:51 PM

lol

real perfect boobs ftw though

sonicmetalicS197 · 07-20-2008, 08:52 PM

ever see Saving Silverman lol his gf made him get a fake ass

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s197richie · 07-20-2008, 08:52 PM

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ORIGINAL: natbel08

lol

real perfect boobs ftw though

floppies? lol. My chick has fake 36-38DDs and they're still very sensitive...

muswang · 07-20-2008, 08:52 PM

hahaha... pretty good arguement!

boochy · 07-20-2008, 08:52 PM

Cool.

moontang · 07-20-2008, 08:53 PM

your girlfriends daughter in-law?????? WTF

jmf04gt · 07-20-2008, 08:54 PM

Personally I'm an a$$ man. Like you said you can buy all the other bolt on's. Find a woman with a nice a$$ though and you'll never make it to the top IMO!!!!!!

s197richie · 07-20-2008, 08:56 PM

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ORIGINAL: moontang

your girlfriends daughter in-law?????? WTF

yeah she's older

moontang · 07-20-2008, 08:58 PM

wait so is your GF married or something im lost

and this thread wins and remainds me of this song http://youtube.com/watch?v=eTI2xX5ttkQ