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Old 07-01-2008, 03:48 AM   #1
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Default i need to pass a drug test... help??

i recently quit smoking about a week ago.. no, not tobacco... mary jane... ne way, i quit about a month ago, now im being drug tested in about a week....

now i know for a facta fewmembers on here smoke..

does anyone know a way on how to "beat" the drug test without paying 60 bucks for detox??


i heard drop a few drops of bleach in your pee.

i heard drink alot of water

i heard go to a sauna? lol

i have a very fast metabolism so that helps... i only weigh about 140 lbs...

so could yall give me some feedback please. thankks.
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:55 AM   #2
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i recently quit smoking about a week ago.. no, not tobacco... mary jane... ne way, i quit about a month ago, now im being drug tested in about a week....

now i know for a facta fewmembers on here smoke..

does anyone know a way on how to "beat" the drug test without paying 60 bucks for detox??


i heard drop a few drops of bleach in your pee.

i heard drink alot of water

i heard go to a sauna? lol

i have a very fast metabolism so that helps... i only weigh about 140 lbs...

so could yall give me some feedback please. thankks.
dont smoke weed to begin with?
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:57 AM   #3
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i made a typo... i meant a week instead of a month..

and i know... thats why im quitting.. i only smoked cause it relieved me from alot of stress in my life.
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Old 07-01-2008, 04:01 AM   #4
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stress? just shoot up heroin
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Old 07-01-2008, 04:10 AM   #5
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haha oh yeah dude. def herion

stress from family n sh!t
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Old 07-01-2008, 04:16 AM   #6
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haha oh yeah dude. def herion

stress from family n sh!t
its cool man dont let them ******s hate i smoke too recently and had to get clean just run alot drink alot of water and green tea
and take a couple of AZOs and i took some niacin and went to a herb shop and got a $20 detox and passed my test the next day
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Old 07-01-2008, 04:16 AM   #7
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speedball_(drug)
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Old 07-01-2008, 04:21 AM   #8
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go to the grocery store and get Apple Cider Vinegar diet pills.... they come in bottles in the nutrition section.....pop like 10 of them the day before, 10 more the night before, and 10 the morning of....you will be set, and they wont hurt you taking so many, theyre just vinegar...cant taste them either which is a plus but they smell bad


i used to smoke and i hung out with a kid who got busted by his mom and she put him in rehab....****in kid would use this method and he would show up to his rehab and take a piss test, then go back 2 days later for the results and he would be blazed when he went in and still passed lol... im not joking either, promise


something like this




***warning***

its not permanent, it only covers up the weed, it will not clean your system.... 10 the day before, 10 the night before, and 10 the morning of and then you should be good to take the test during the day time... if the test is in the evening then take 10 more at lunch time.... if you take them and wait 2 or 3 days they WONT work, it has to be the day before
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Old 07-01-2008, 04:23 AM   #9
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oh yea, and you should take up acid, it goes in your eye
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Old 07-01-2008, 06:46 AM   #10
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Get a friend to piss in a balloon, then hook a tube to it, tape it to your johnson, and shove the balloon up your ass to keep it warm.
They check for temperature.
You should also shave your head completely bald in case they want to do a hair test.
A complete blood transfusion is extra security in case they doa blood test.
For extra security, shove ground up coconut shells in your pecker.
They filter out the thc in your urine.

Good luck.

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