One day Jeremy was telling me about a girl he works with in mail sort that goes to the bathroom 15 minutes at a time , four and five times a day. He said they girls would go in and she would just be on the phone during that time. The girls name was Shelly and when she moved to I-129 scanning she was moved across the way from me. I decided I would call this girl out on her overly excessive bathroom breaks. I asked her "Why do you take 15 minute bathroom breaks 4 times a day". She took a second to respond saying that " Some people have digestive problems and it takes them longer to push things out"
I cant think of ANY medical condition that causes people to take forever to **** , and at that 4 times a day with in an 8 hour period
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One day Jeremy was telling me about a girl he works with in mail sort that goes to the bathroom 15 minutes at a time , four and five times a day. He said they girls would go in and she would just be on the phone during that time. The girls name was Shelly and when she moved to I-129 scanning she was moved across the way from me. I decided I would call this girl out on her overly excessive bathroom breaks. I asked her "Why do you take 15 minute bathroom breaks 4 times a day". She took a second to respond saying that " Some people have digestive problems and it takes them longer to push things out"
I cant think of ANY medical condition that causes people to take forever to **** , and at that 4 times a day with in an 8 hour period
lol.. try dysentary (sp?) sometime.. you'll be crapping your brains out 10 or 12 times a day.. dehydrates you so fast that usually when you get it you have to go to the hospital and get an IV because of fluid loss.. Not exactly somebody I'd WANT to be around if she has that because it's extremely contagious.. lol
I lost someone close to me because of "conditions that effect pooping."
It started when she was young... diagnosed as IBS. (irritated bowel syndrome)
Progressed to Ulcerative Colitis... then later to full-on Crohns Disease.
She suffered through several surgeries to remove sections of her bowel and lower intestines.
By the time she died from all this at age 31 she was very thin, always drugged out, had no hair and was stuck with a colostamy bag. It was a slow, painful death that robbed her of her dignity.
Now you know of three things that can effect pooping and how they can actually kill you... Google them to find out how aweful they can make your life.
So please be sympathetic to someone with bathroom problems... sometimes it's just simple constipation... but sometimes it could be somethingmuch worse.
Why are you dipping into this young ladys bathroom habits? She is a lady and such things are not discussed in polite society even if she is playing you and your boss's asses for a couple of chumps.
It is time for me to catch up on the headlines and do the crossword puzzle.
Extra long potty breaks FTW!
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my friend has it, and he will take a crap like 5 times a day. and he camps out for a while. if u understood what people that have that go thru, you would be much more understanding. trust me. i've been best friends with this guy since 7th grade...i've seen him go thru some serious pain and problem because of it.
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