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Old 06-27-2008, 02:13 AM   #1
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SO this dude at work was telling me about a friend of a friend [&:] most likely him


Anyway this dude was at a party and was hitting on this girl, After a while he makes his way to 1st base and before he knows it he is going down on her.... He gets the bright idea to pop a Halls Cough drop into his mouth. I guess he heard it makes the experience better for the girl because of some chemical. ANYWAY he is lick en dat pussy with a Halls in his mouth WHEN.. he losses it in the vagina... he trys to play it off all cool and just works it and trys to fish the sucker out, SO he finds it and pops it back into his mouth only to find that it is not the halls. After a trip to the doctor he find that it was a "herpes's sack". I guess that means it was a swollen soar or something that had knotted up and detached. so yea thats the worst story Ive ever heard.
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Old 06-27-2008, 02:28 AM   #2
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I'd kill someone...
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Old 06-27-2008, 02:53 AM   #3
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*gag*

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Old 06-27-2008, 02:54 AM   #4
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LOL herpie sac hahaha
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Old 06-27-2008, 03:01 AM   #5
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Old 06-27-2008, 03:21 AM   #6
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lies, you know it was you
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Old 06-27-2008, 03:51 AM   #7
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That was sick. I say some pretty disgusting stuff but that tops it right there[sm=smiley5.gif]
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Old 06-27-2008, 08:12 AM   #8
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funny...ive heard that same story before from guy who said he heard it from a friend who knew somebody it happened to or something, whatever....its a bs story though
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Old 06-27-2008, 08:21 AM   #9
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guy at work knows the dude that it happened to. he isnt the kind to make stuff up.
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Old 06-27-2008, 08:25 AM   #10
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yes he is, its bull****, but believe whatever the hell you want to, i dont care lol be naive
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