So I went to the mall this afternoon to get my mother something for mom's day. I get the goods and wander around a little bit checking out some of the scenery that comes out on nice days this time of year.
I pass by one of the center isle booths, you know the ones that have "Sales people" that annoy the piss out of everyone that walks by, trying to get them to buy useless crap they don't need. A guy asks me how I'm doing, I'm polite so I return the gesture. I continue walking and he half chases me down and says, "Can I ask you a question?" I turn and face him, awaiting his spiel, walking backwards as he talks, all the while thinking if I should tell him I'm in a hurry like usual, or come up with a different lame but polite excuse.
"Do you wash your hands a lot?" He asks. I laughed at how easy this one was, and said "Enough," and turned and walked away.
Do you wash your hands a lot? This guy actually gets paid to sell ****, and his opening line is "Do you wash your hands a lot?" What kind of a dumbass question is that? Those people are almost enough reason for me to avoid the mall entirely, they're annoying as hell.
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Another reason I never go to the mall. I can't stand that damn place. I've never actually taken the time to be polite to them, I just keep walking and ignore them.
But, yeah I wash my hands a ton. I have hand sanitizer with me pretty much all the time too.
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i don't like going to best buy because of that ****. yeah, i don't need your help thanks. yesterday i was reminded that circuit city does that **** too **** **** jew **** **** **** ****.
i wash my hands at least once a day. :D
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Richie...you do know that I wasn't really asking if you wash your hands a lot, right? Of course with you, since you said you wash your hands after jacking, we're talking what, like 25-30 times a day?
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^LMAO idk this lil hot indian chick came up to me one day in the mall and i know she thought she could sell me something - asked me same thing, then rubbed some dead sea salt crap on my arm so i could "watch" the dirt come out of my skin even tho i took a showa earlier....it did look different, and felt "girl smooth" lol...def didn't buy any tho
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Richie...you do know that I wasn't really asking if you wash your hands a lot, right? Of course with you, since you said you wash your hands after jacking, we're talking what, like 25-30 times a day?
eh I haven't masturbated in a long time. I kind of miss it. I bang my old lady approx. every three days to get the best squirt.
If I had to jack it, I'd wait at least that long...maybe once a week to get like a quart out, but by then I'd prolly be so backed up I'd be standing on a street corner screaming at nobody (eh I'm already pretty close to doing that anyway)
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I wash them often, after bathroom, before I eat ect. But I'm not like a typical germaphobe or anything. Like when I go fishing, my hands will covered in fish slime and I'll dig into some chips, or if I'm working on a car and my hands are dirty/oily/greasy I'll chow down. Only certain things.
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Do You Wash Your Hands Alot? - 
Of course with you, since you said you wash your hands after jacking, we're talking what, like 25-30 times a day?
