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Got SMOKED by a Trailblazer SS........Kinda

  

PhattyDre16 -> Got SMOKED by a Trailblazer SS........Kinda (5/10/2008 2:03:26 PM)

The weirdest things happen to me I swear..........


I see a silver Trailblazer SS stopped at a light and my hooligan mentality kicked in. I wanted to see if he wanted to race, so I was gettin ready to rev when I pulled next to him. That didn't happen however when I found out it was a her. Not only a her, but A REALLY OLD HER!! Im talkin 60-70, no joke! So I laughed and revved it anyway, knowing nothing was gonna happen besides me pissing her off. And, in fact, she gave me one of those " You youngan wipersnappers are always up to no good" stares.

Next thing I know the light turns green and that crazy b$&@! takes off!!!!!! I even heard it rev up a little bit before she went. Grandma was brake torqing!!!!!!!!!

She flew by me and must have hit at least 100 on the way up the road, I didn't even go I was so shocked.

Why can't my grandma do that?

  
cacimar -> RE: Got SMOKED by a Trailblazer SS........Kinda (5/10/2008 2:09:32 PM)

is this thread a joke? [:D]

Elwood -> RE: Got SMOKED by a Trailblazer SS........Kinda (5/10/2008 2:11:18 PM)

Oh you should go to the historic village of Sturgis, Saskatchewan. The old ladies, including my great grandma, drive around there in their Buicks and Oldsmobiles like it's Le Mans or something. [:D]

PhattyDre16 -> RE: Got SMOKED by a Trailblazer SS........Kinda (5/10/2008 2:14:51 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: cacimar

is this thread a joke? [:D]


Well, in the sense that it wasn't really a race, ya. But it happened for realz.

Trmachuno -> RE: Got SMOKED by a Trailblazer SS........Kinda (5/10/2008 2:19:30 PM)

lol [:D], saw one on the road today and they look exactly like regular trailblazers except for the ss badge(s). Big sleeper.

97tplsGT -> RE: Got SMOKED by a Trailblazer SS........Kinda (5/10/2008 3:20:07 PM)

My great-grandma screeches tires every time she pulls out.  Bat outta hell till 4o, then its ms. daisy

bluebeastsrt -> RE: Got SMOKED by a Trailblazer SS........Kinda (5/10/2008 3:41:29 PM)

You and the guy with the so pissed scion thread should get together. You could both rev at each other then not race.[8D]

skitso -> RE: Got SMOKED by a Trailblazer SS........Kinda (5/10/2008 3:45:18 PM)

your  funny



radaman -> RE: Got SMOKED by a Trailblazer SS........Kinda (5/10/2008 5:05:44 PM)

Next time, throw a can of ensure at her, might slow her down enuf for u to smoke her.

simpsonfan13 -> RE: Got SMOKED by a Trailblazer SS........Kinda (5/10/2008 5:30:09 PM)

dont the SS carry an LSx engine?
its a good thing you didnt try
DONT YA
NO DAT TEH LS CAN NEVA LOOSE[;)]

ripped camel -> RE: Got SMOKED by a Trailblazer SS........Kinda (5/10/2008 6:10:21 PM)

BWAHAHAHA!  It should've tipped you off when you realized a 60-70 year old woman was driving a Trailblazer SS.  That's pretty out of the ordinary.  Way to get owned by a fossil[:D]

firehorse02 -> RE: Got SMOKED by a Trailblazer SS........Kinda (5/10/2008 6:49:18 PM)

Hey man, those new Trailblazer SS's are no joke.  Last time I was at Fun Ford Weekend someone was racing his new SS in a bracket class.  When I say New I mean it, this thing still had the dealer plates on it.  I spoke with him a little while passing by.  He was completely stock and running in the low 13's.  When I saw him drive by on the track and heard the time called out I had to ask if I had heard correctly.  So ya, you got beat by grandma but hell.  If grandma was driving an SRT-8 would it be any different?

tommy2273boy -> RE: Got SMOKED by a Trailblazer SS........Kinda (5/10/2008 6:56:37 PM)

Its an LS2...so you GTs dont have a chance.
and most of the SS ive seen are female drivers.

Other than badges, they have the SS foglight bezel silver(like SS trucks), and big 10 spoked chrome rims (looks like new Saleen s197 rims).

And all the ones I've ever seen, even online are black.

se8504 -> RE: Got SMOKED by a Trailblazer SS........Kinda (5/10/2008 8:19:13 PM)

haha thats a good one! but dont let grandmas fool ya! my grandma is 74 and she drives an 94 mustang gt vert! ive seen her lay rubber before! lol but ya those ss's are quick, ive seen them take of from the light and ya they are quick! 

PhattyDre16 -> RE: Got SMOKED by a Trailblazer SS........Kinda (5/11/2008 9:48:33 AM)

Hey everyone who is saying I lost, I didn't race it! The point of the story was a grandma wanted to race.

I've beaten a Trailblazer SS before, it was close tho.

  

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