I'll let the 5 candidates elaborate on their respective platforms

our 5 candidates, in order of acceptance

NYstang
okbfd
mattlowe01
OT LOVER
Hisss04Cobra

the deadline is next friday

there will be a runoff election if i feel like it

oh, and campaigning for your candidate should also be done in here, just so we can keep this near the top

Vote for NYstang!

I know what OT wants!

Ummmm. you dont have to vote for me because it doesnt matter to me.:) lol

ORIGINAL: NYstang

Vote for NYstang!

I know what OT wants!

but what will you do for the common OT peopole?
will you help in the threads of the s197 infidels?
what about the even distribution of poopar?
will you give lol cats to the less fourtunate?

nystang, ill vote for you if you get mattlowe the title Captain Jizzface

ORIGINAL: 99BlackPonyGT

nystang, ill vote for you if you get mattlowe the title Captain Jizzface
if this happens you too shall have my suppourt!

fail

http://www1.umn.edu/umnnews/img/assets/4243/I-Voted.gif

ORIGINAL: simpsonfan13

ORIGINAL: NYstang

Vote for NYstang!

I know what OT wants!

but what will you do for the common OT peopole? I promise more tits, more poopar, and more pics or it didnt happen!
will you help in the threads of the s197 infidels? I shall Find ways to increase the humiliation of their moved threads
what about the even distribution of poopar? a poopar for every ass!
will you give lol cats to the less fourtunate? lolcats will be given on caturday, and in event of thread failure

Vote for Hisss.

I'll get AM a nice Jewish wife to have sex with all the time.

And I'll buy red that special operation he has always wanted, so he can be a real boy.

hahaha

NYstang got my vote, NYstang=FTW

Vote Mattlowe01!

Because im cooler than NYStang :)

And... As president, there will be EPIC BOOBARS and POOPARS everyday! (Jailbait??? ;))
I will do everything in my abiity to hastle SXGT enough that he leaves again!
I will demoralize 4-banger owners with 8 sparkplugs at every chance possible!!!

BOOBOOJABAJABA!!

Old farts do it better! Vote for me and the Beauty Queen......Ms all show and some go with a big sig pic :D Experience!

Boy, this campaign trail is tough......logging in on the weekend is hard work :D
As president I would offer:
--experience, experience, experience on all the important issues like:
------alcohol: ex-bartender
------women: divorced twice and in the process of the third [8D]
------school: several degrees and went to a serious party school
------cars: grew up in the muscle car era
------politics: can argue nicely....sometimes
------boobars: yes, I support them
------balance: ballroom dancer and hetero, martial arts instructor

Sooo........in conclusion......what more can a guy/gal ask for? I'm old like McCain, Progressive like Obama, and have had spouses cheat on me like Hillary [&:]

Vote BFD for OT President!!! [sm=americanasmiley.gif]

ORIGINAL: okbfd

Old farts do it better! Vote for me and the Beauty Queen......Ms all show and some go with a big sig pic :D Experience!

Boy, this campaign trail is tough......logging in on the weekend is hard work :D
As president I would offer:
--experience, experience, experience on all the important issues like:
------alcohol: ex-bartender
------women: divorced twice and in the process of the third [8D]
------school: several degrees and went to a serious party school
------cars: grew up in the muscle car era
------politics: can argue nicely....sometimes
------boobars: yes, I support them
------balance: ballroom dancer and hetero, martial arts instructor

Sooo........in conclusion......what more can a guy/gal ask for? I'm old like McCain, Progressive like Obama, and have had spouses cheat on me like Hillary [&:]

Vote BFD for OT President!!! [sm=americanasmiley.gif]


and with your mustang for sale, couldnt you slip into a vette as fast as obama will slip the US into foreign relations that will crush both the US economy, and off topic?

I'll probably lose the Stang in the divorce and be too broke to buy another for a while.....but hey.....OT is like SS.....it's not necessary to be a Stang owner :eek:

here here!

:D

sorry to hear about the reason for losing the mustang. I would not have made light of the subject had i know the reason.

LOL......no prob......like I say.......I bring experience to the table [8D]

who elected these ridiculous canidates. i vote for matt lowe

its spelled candidates...


vote for okbfd....

sig size rules still apply.

What can the candidates do about the overwhelming pussiness of the male species in the OT section and their "girl" threads.

I vote for Hisss cause he's a dick and its funny.

NY you got my my vote

ORIGINAL: Joolander

I'll let the 5 candidates elaborate on their respective platforms

our 5 candidates, in order of acceptance

NYstang
okbfd
mattlowe01
OT LOVER
Hisss04Cobra

the deadline is next friday

there will be a runoff election if i feel like it

oh, and campaigning for your candidate should also be done in here, just so we can keep this near the top



so is this where we pick presidents so that the general public forgets about the dic(k)ta(s)tors??

http://www.kissmygumbo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/vote.jpg

pisss has the fastest car. he wins.

ORIGINAL: 99GTvert

pisss has the fastest car. he wins.

no.

no

no^3

Fastest color and the fastest car.

your car isnt black...

That's why it's free.

------boobars: yes, I support them

okbfd


While many of the finest boobars stand firmly on their own, okbfd's position of support for all boobras is enough to get my vote.

ORIGINAL: redass02gt

so is this where we pick presidents so that the general public forgets about the dic(k)ta(s)tors??




sssssssshhhhhhhhhhh ;)

What're we up to, like 5-6 OT mods now?

im dissapointed...


no more jailbait for you OT!!

[:@]

you have till friday to rally support... i did that to make sure we get as many votes as possible

oh, and we still don't know that the actual prize is yet, so feel free to discuss that

this poll turned odd.


Vote for me, and all you wildest dreams will come true[8D]

Technically I have the highest percentage.

ORIGINAL: boostin95cobra

What're we up to, like 5-6 OT mods now?


why am i not a mod i clearly contribute to this forum :eek:

211 posts not in off topic in almost 2 years.

You are worthless in the eyes of contribution.

[&:][&:]:D

yeah you're right....








i should be an admin by now

+1 billion.

ORIGINAL: Hisss04Cobra

Technically I have the highest percentage.

but since its a percentage that reflects negative votes, that
means that you.....

All I know is that this poll has me in the lead by a good margin.

:):)

too bad we go by numbers and not percentage....[&:][8D]

Since we are all negatives, does this mean that the people are choosing the lesser of the evils?

i still vote for my ass

It appears that we have now unvoted everyone.

ORIGINAL: boostin95cobra

What're we up to, like 5-6 OT mods now?


something like that

I remember the days before there was even a specific OT mod...back when the site moderators use to hang out in this cesspool.

none of them want to put up with all the retards in here ;)

Yeah, thats not a suprise at all. OT is lame to the max most of the time now.

Speaking of site mods...what the hell happened to ol Acer?

i barely even remember what went on when i joined this site.. i know there werent a bunch of retard i suck at life help me i'm a 15 yr old virgin thta needs to die threads

ORIGINAL: boostin95cobra

Speaking of site mods...what the hell happened to ol Acer?

he's busy trying on dresses and reading all the site's complaints and suggestions.

LMAO! Sounds like Sam.

ORIGINAL: Hisss04Cobra

211 posts not in off topic in almost 2 years.

You are worthless in the eyes of contribution.

[&:][&:]:D



I nominated you BTW!!! :):):):)

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gniog daerht siht peek

anus

ORIGINAL: 99GTvert

anus
inverted anus

so, why are all the numbers negative now?

Cause they all suck so bad.

ohh, ok

couldnt have said it better myself.

?sdrawkcab gniklat syug uoy era yhw

drugs

lets get NYstang into the positives!


NYstang for prez

boon oftg

sinep llams a sah rednal ooj

ORIGINAL: mattlowe01

boon oftg

sinep llams a sah rednal ooj


Spit that cum out so we can understand wtf you're saying

lol pwnt matlowe

any way this **** says ive already voted WTF im pissed VOTE NY FOR OT PREZ

hey guys why our you tlkaibn akbjioaje wlkaj;e g;laj wjoif aflj ea; fkae zn fwkle ?



LOCK??

lol wut ?




























Ovarie.

i cant believe people are taking this ot president crap serious.. winning that would be like getting voted the smartest retard

okbfd FTW!!

thats why your not in it your the retarded retard

NY FTW!

Wow.......it appears that some serious voter fraud and election tampering happened :eek:

i want a recount.[:@]

so....is okbfd or hisssssssssssssss winning?

wtf?


is this just so we dont know whos winning until the end?


and 99, it means that hiss is the most hated

wow, we must rebel

That's right.

I own 79% of the popular vote.

:D[8D]:)

no you dont

I think I can......I think I can.......I think I can.......old fart FTW :D

this is the most effed up election ballot ever



but then, this is MF OT

I am now founding NYstang Freedom Fighters. We are a radical rebel group aimed at overthrowing the current regime and replacing it with the regime NYstang feels fit.

ORIGINAL: kngdaka

I am now founding NYstang Freedom Fighters. We are a radical rebel group aimed at overthrowing the current regime and replacing it with the regime NYstang feels fit.



negative.

Your rebel regime is 1498 in the hole.

What a mighty large rut You will be digging Yourself out of.

ORIGINAL: 99GTvert

ORIGINAL: kngdaka

I am now founding NYstang Freedom Fighters. We are a radical rebel group aimed at overthrowing the current regime and replacing it with the regime NYstang feels fit.



negative.

negative negative.

What now...

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w80/RI99CMH/dummies.jpg

What power will the OT President have other than to put their title in the sig?

ORIGINAL: EvoStang

ORIGINAL: 99GTvert

ORIGINAL: kngdaka

I am now founding NYstang Freedom Fighters. We are a radical rebel group aimed at overthrowing the current regime and replacing it with the regime NYstang feels fit.



negative.

negative negative.

What now...


thanks for adding on another negative. may as well say "fat fat" when i call someone "fat", or "hot hot" when i say "hot".

wtf is this

ny when you win can i be secretary of defense?

a rump a bump bump

answer my question!
ill be sure to defend us from teh s197ers by denoting the
fail in their moved threads

http://www.dvorak.org/blog/images/vote.jpg

...the only problem with that "VOTE OR DYE!" campaign is that we are all going to die at some point...

BUT

if i vote enough, will i LIVE FOREVER?! [:o]:):)[:o][:o]:):)[&o]:eek:

Campaign promise........vote for me and I will,with the authority vested in me as OT president, grant you immortality :eek:

eh **** it, i'll run.


vote for me, and here's a list of what i will do for the people of OT:






nothing







you just can't go wrong with a vote for me. :eek:

NY....lol

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c287/AvidmattEKAH/Contest/lol.jpg

so, who won this freak of a poll?[&:]

ot lover


she has the highest integer of votes


[8D]:D

Vote old fart.............old fart...........old fart...........for OT Pres [sm=americanasmiley.gif]