as with most things in life it is what you make it...sex is definitely what you make it...if a girl acts dead in bed then eat her out till shes grippin the sheets..that'll liven it up...as for the doll...well...if its good enough for stern its good enough for me...everybody wacks off from time to time...i figure a doll made of the same material as pam anderson has got to be at least as good as a hand
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Joined: 8/29/2007 From: ankeny, ia Status: offline
lol that's great "made out of the same material as pam anderson"
PSA: it has been found that jerkin it 3-5 times a week is good for the prostate, so if your gf or wife catches ya, just tell her you've found a fun way to improve your health
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because youre a creep.....no wonder girls avoid you......and by creep, i dont mean a jerk....i mean youre just weird pathetic and creepy....facebook?? seriously?? wow
oh and for the record....yes im aware in your other thread that i said i met my gf on myspace....she was a friend of my friend and i messaged her on myspace after my friend said she was gonna set us up....so i started talkin to her and then when i met her in person i was on her like white on bread...goin on 5 months together now...that is different than you seeing her in person and being too shy to talk to her so talking to her on the internet then acting like she doesnt exist next time you see her...first time i got the chance to be with my girl in person i was all over it....unlike you, you had plenty of chances....pussy
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Joined: 8/29/2007 From: ankeny, ia Status: offline
oh come on now, let's all play nice.....i figured my best friend would never get any cuz he was afraid of girls - just had to meet one he wasn't intimidated by, gained his cahones, and then moved on to some really good lookin girls....i started with girls that weren't too shabby, but dumber than a box of rocks, then moved on to hot, psycho, stalker girls look how far i came lol
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pussy.....you shoulda set the bar down and went to talk to her.....and yea, shes prob with that dude that was ramming her the other night because you were too scared to talk to her
i saw her in the gym for like 2 minutes today. i was in the middle of a set, she came in, and then by the time i was done, she was gone.
i'm too much of a ****ing wuss to make this happen.
she probably has a bf anyway.
ok, if you don't go up to her, you already look like an idiot, and if you go up to her and look like an idiot and she doesn't like you, you will have lost nothing.
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