sorry, another girl thread, i know it feels like i'm posting too many. but this is a new one, and its not a worthless thread, i need some advice and help interpereting it.


theres this girl i've been seeing in the gym a lot. i've had classes with her, i know her fraternal twin brother somewhat. i've also seen her in temple, and around town. she is absolutely stunningly beautiful, has a perfect body and doesn't know it yet.

so since i've been seeing her in the gym every day, i wrote on her facebook wall. "hey whats up, i see you in the gym a lot, whats up?"

so we went back and forth on facebook, talking about school, and prom, and such. so today i saw her in the gym again, first time since we've talked on facebook. i was working out with my dad.

she was in there, every time i'd look at her, shed like go to look at me then look away, i couldn't like hold eye contact. she was acting really, really weird.
i was gonna walk up to her and say hi, but she left before i had a chance to.


so everyone finished their workout, and it was just me and my dad. this girl i see right outside the weightroom, on her phone, everytime i look at her she looks down and goes where i can't see her. so then a couple minutes later, she comes in, and she wants to use the bench my dad is sitting on. so my dad gets up, then shes like how do you adjust it? so i'm like here, i help her, i smile, she smiles, she does her thing while keep lifting, of course flexing and dramatically grunting and all that, but obviously not too much, then she left in the middle of my set, before i had a chance to talk to her.


so......any thoughts? and yea, heres a pic.

http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v191/49/14/1108230261/n1108230261_30262896_414.jpg








oh yea, and she's a year and a half younger than me.

i now know why your a virgin

you go to "temple"

if your white and belong to a cult like church that you refer to as temple than thas my theory, if your brown then carry on......

wtf ot whoring a lot bit with these threads


but should went after her.... now your going to look like a facebook stalker...tisk tisk....
cant do everything thru the web bro

pooper?

she'e a cutie!

She's a pretty girl. You could start by talking to her. Sounds like you had plenty of chances to make conversation.

ugh i know, but like when i'm working out, i'm working out, you know?

ill see her in the gym again sunday. i'll talk to her then

see my previous post.

oh yeah, and stop being such a pussy

She wants you, she might be freaked out by the age thing though.

ORIGINAL: imnotmy77stang

see my previous post.

oh yeah, and stop being such a pussy



haha, i like your name

dude, wtf are you doing? grow a pair and ask her out on a date! what do you have to lose?

Just make conversation. You've got nothing to loose. If it turns out shes not into you, oh well, there are plenty more...but if she is, go you.

It's a risk. If you're interested it's worth it. Just take the leap.

ORIGINAL: AmericanMuscle4.6GT

ugh i know, but like when i'm working out, i'm working out, you know?


Stop making excuses pussy!!! She wants you in her pants thats why shes acting like that. Go out of your way to see her! She probably does some cardio so next time you see her on a treadmill, bike , stair climber etc. Go talk to her. You don't have to have an in depth conversation Just a 30sec hey watsup etc. The purpose of you going over and talking to her is to let her know that you noticed she was there and that you made an effort to be noticed by her. It shows that your interested in her ( not neccesarily sexually even though ya are) Then she'll feel more comfortable the next timeshe see's youand it will be easier and easier to talk to her as time goes by.

stangman, good advice. i like the way that sounds.


thing is, i don't want to just **** her. shes got a really good head on her shoulders, i honestly wouldn't even care if she didn't put out. shes like a really different girl. oddly enough, i actually like her for who she is.

ORIGINAL: AmericanMuscle4.6GT

stangman, good advice. i like the way that sounds.


thing is, i don't want to just **** her. shes got a really good head on her shoulders, i honestly wouldn't even care if she didn't put out. shes like a really different girl. oddly enough, i actually like her for who she is.



But you don't know her:DI know what you mean though

go smack her ass while see is on the treadmill. She will either love it or have you thrown out of the gym!

wow...i wish i had the time to make threads everytime i glance at a hot chick on campus and she glances back....
but yeah, seriously, just talk to her, there is no harm in having a 2 minute comversation. she may be just as interested in you as you are her, and just as scared to talk to you as you are her. hell, she might even be making "guy problems" posts somewhere on a cosmo forum or soemthing. but stiil, one of you has to talk to the other or nothing is ever going to happen. so just walk over to her and say hi, and throw out a little small talk, and if she seems like she is into you, then ask her if she wants to hang out sometime. all there is to it.

Let too many more chances pass by and she's going to (Even if subconsciously) label you as a wussbag who has to hide behind the computer to talk to women, and any chance you might have had will be gone.

And are you f'ing kidding me? "When I'm working out, I'm working out..." ??? She's a helluva cute girl, I think she'd deserve a half assed workout.

Talk to her a LITTLE bit, just enough to let her know you can. While talking to her in PERSON ask her out for drinks some afternoon, then split. Either get back to your workout, or leave the gym if you can't bring yourself to give her some space.

Maybe she was calling her friend and asking her friend what she should do and how to meet you. You need to try and talk to her and get to know her. You don't have anything to loose and life is to short. If she dont act interested once you have tried to talk with her, then just
walk away and tell her it was nice chatting with her. Then, let her make then next move, and
it she dont, you know it wont work out. Good Luck!

ORIGINAL: SKAR

i now know why your a virgin

you go to "temple"

if your white and belong to a cult like church that you refer to as temple than thas my theory, if your brown then carry on......



Holy christ, dude, Jews go to temple. It isn't that rare.

EDIT: And living in Florida with a name like Jason Adamsky, he is DEFINATELY a Jew. :D

And to the OP... grow a set man. WTF? How hard is it just to chat a girl up?

Too tired to sound nice. Girls are not a mystery. Go talk to her, and if she likes you, you are in. If she doesn't, then when you say "Wanna meet up for a drink sometime?" she will just say she can't. Who cares?

OMG OMG SHE SMILED !!!





For Christ sake, keep your damn yamaka on.

+1 to Bleedin

Miller, i lol'd. :D

1st suggestion: dry hump her on the leg curl machine [8D]

2nd: She talks to you, smiles at you, acknowledges your alive...so just talk to her.

Initiating the conversation is only half the battle :D

Dude. Wow.

I swear... Facebook and Myspace are turning the males in the world into a bunch of weasle pussies :eek:.
I think you need to find friends to talk to about this ****, not the OT section of MF. I think there needs to be a "I CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A VAGINA AND AN APRICOT...WHAT DO I DO?" section just for all of these "girl threads".

I still think you and Swatschool should hook up. You guys can go lady hunting together... on facebook. :)

edit: i can't spell for **** past midnight.

ORIGINAL: Slicktastyk Matt

Dude. Wow.

I swear... Facebook and Myspace are turning the males in the world into a bunch of weasle pussies :eek:.
I think you need to find friends to talk to about this ****, not the OT section of MF. I think there needs to be a "I CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENT BETWEEN A VAGINA AND AN APRICOT...WHAT DO I DO?" section just for all of these "girl threads".

I still think you and Swatschool should hook up. You guys can go lady hunting together... on facebook. :)



hahhaha:D:D:D

who uses myspace and facebook to talk to girls... oh wait... haha

seriously man, (to the OP)go to your garage... grab a hammer and smack your computer with it a few times.... then turn it around and repeat on your noggin...

not trying to be mean, but well, I cannot help it...

dude, your in college right? there are slutty girls a plenty who are more than willing to go down on you if you approach them right... and I am not talking about hookers...

I am the shyest guy in the world and I have managed to bag and tag a handful of girls so far.... the most recent was a month or so ago.... yeah yeah, a long time ago, but I am lazy as hell, and sorta pursuing her at the time...

its all about how you approach them... and not with the whole myspace stalker thing, no that = bad idea....

she came to a party I was having, gave her the drink of her choice and she thanked me with some sex... win win situation....

EDIT... did forget about a more recent chick, but she has the hots for a friend of mine, but I still got to play with her boobs a bit.... but that doesnt really count....

well, I am sure I am missing stuff, and my speech here is riddled with spelling and gramatical errors, and I may be wrong about a few things, but I am tired of typing, so there ya go

And how the **** do you know she has a good head on her shoulders when you haven't even talked to her :eek:She looks like you're average college porn star... I'd hope she'd have a decent head on her shoulders, otherwise her tits and ass must be PERFECT.

i dunno, even from facebook talking, something about her, and from knowing her brother.

guys are getting ****ing pathetic... just go up to her and say hey wanna hang out sometime.. the worst that can happen is she says no then you can try another girl

ORIGINAL: ptown87

go smack her ass while see is on the treadmill. She will either love it or have you thrown out of the gym!



You must have been thrown out of a lot of gyms..... :D

She is pretty and she is showing You attention.

That is the only reason You enjoy her so much.

ORIGINAL: Hisss04Cobra

She is pretty and she is showing You attention.

That is the only reason You enjoy her so much.



LOL, that sounds a bit harsh....with a touch of sadness

I find it hilarious that anyone asks for female advice in a mustang forum.. roflmao[sm=icon_rofl.gif]

I love blondes....but damn...brunettes do it to me everytime! that girl is smokin' hot...i wouldnt waste time man.

ORIGINAL: Hisss04Cobra

She is pretty and she is showing You attention.

That is the only reason You enjoy her so much.



+1, which is why you think she has "such a good head on her shoulders." Which is part of the reason you are freaking yourself out. Don't forget, she is human first, she has the same fears, imperfections and is subconscious about the way she looks, acts and talks just like everyone else.

You know what you're problem is? You're putting the pussy on a pedestal.

:D

wait, your a jew right? why dont you have your parents talk to her parents and arrange the wedding? i mean i have seen some jewish couples that just dont match, then i found out that its usually arranged. 500lbs guy, unbelievable jew chick.

my77 had it spot on.....bend her over the bench and stick it in her pooper

^^^^^^^^^
is a joke btw.

^^ pooper is no joke, fool


*and yes, i see you're reply to [8D]

how dare you accuse me of thinking poopar is a joke! while i do not agree with what you say i will defend to the death your right to say it......asshole.[8D]

(test to see if the cesorship is working)

****, **** bitch dick cock ****.

see now thats the kinda girl that would make me blow a paycheck...i'm with the other guys...grow a pair and walk up to this girl and start a conversation...why are you waiting for her? girls almost never initiate........you are going to wait so long that shes gonna get scooped by some asshole like me who will treat her like an old shoe, knock her up , and dump her.....get off your ass, get away from the computer and go find her RIGHT NOW...hotties never stay on the market long...GO GO GO

if you havent left your house yet to go get her then please leave her facebook info here so one of us can meet her...i guarantee one of us here will know what to do with that dimpled cutie

ORIGINAL: AmericanMuscle4.6GT

stangman, good advice. i like the way that sounds.


thing is, i don't want to just **** her. shes got a really good head on her shoulders, i honestly wouldn't even care if she didn't put out. shes like a really different girl. oddly enough, i actually like her for who she is.



thats all well and fine, but if you dont show that u want to(i dont mean take it out and show it to her right away) you will end up with wasted time, a v card still, and a new FRIEND

ORIGINAL: AmericanMuscle4.6GT

thing is, i don't want to just **** her. HOMO!!!! just kidding...but if you dont wanna, can you somehow get the info to a horndog like me...i swear i'll post her naked pictures ...this is a perfect example of why hotties are so lonely...guys around them just wanna be friends...thats why so many end up so frustrated they become porno stars...this girl just wants a guy to splooge all over her face...guaranteed

She is a lovely lady. Girls like confidence in a man. Show her you have it by talking to her. It's pretty apparent that she is at least attracted by her actions. Good luck with this one!

no what i mean is like, she seems like the kind of girl who wouldn't necessarily put out, and i mean like if it turned out like my last relationship, i wouldn't even mind. if i could just spend time with her, anything really, i'd be happy. i don't even feel like i'd have to push my luck by trying to sleep with her.

Yea AM go for it.

It can't hurt.

One thing that makes me wonder...

How did you find out her name when you've never talked to her??? Because there has to be some way you found her facebook!

STALKER! CODE ADAM!! CODE ADAM!! Oh wait, Code Adam is for when a child is missing in a store... nevermind.

With all of this wasted time, she probably got boned in every orifice of her body before you even finished posting this thread. So like nghtrnnr said, GO GO GO!! GET TO THAA CHAWWWPAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

i knew her name because i've been in the same stuff with her for like forever.

theres nothing i can do right now[:@][:@][:@][:@] i only see her in the gym, and prom is tonight so shes not going to be in the gym tonight, ugh. all i can do is wait for her to respond to my facebook message.[:@][:@][:@][:@][:@]

ORIGINAL: AmericanMuscle4.6GT

i knew her name because i've been in the same stuff with her for like forever.

theres nothing i can do right now[:@][:@][:@][:@] i only see her in the gym, and prom is tonight so shes not going to be in the gym tonight, ugh. all i can do is wait for her to respond to my facebook message.[:@][:@][:@][:@][:@]



:eek:

what, what else am i supposed to do now?

ORIGINAL: AmericanMuscle4.6GT

no what i mean is like, she seems like the kind of girl who wouldn't necessarily put out, and i mean like if it turned out like my last relationship, i wouldn't even mind. if i could just spend time with her, anything really, i'd be happy. i don't even feel like i'd have to push my luck by trying to sleep with her.



[sm=exactly.gif] Those are the ones that are worth keeping.

^^^and that is why i made a thread about it. i really want this to work out.

in addition to all that, did i mention she's ****ing gorgeous.

even though my life is in shambles right now

your girl problems always bring a smile to my face

Ok we helped you now you do us a favor!!!!!!!!!!

MORE PICS OR GTFO

ORIGINAL: nghtrnnr

see now thats the kinda girl that would make me blow a paycheck...i'm with the other guys...grow a pair and walk up to this girl and start a conversation...why are you waiting for her? girls almost never initiate........you are going to wait so long that shes gonna get scooped by some asshole like me who will treat her like an old shoe, knock her up , and dump her.....get off your ass, get away from the computer and go find her RIGHT NOW...hotties never stay on the market long...GO GO GO



you would f*** an old shoe? [&:]

ORIGINAL: Joolander

ORIGINAL: nghtrnnr

see now thats the kinda girl that would make me blow a paycheck...i'm with the other guys...grow a pair and walk up to this girl and start a conversation...why are you waiting for her? girls almost never initiate........you are going to wait so long that shes gonna get scooped by some asshole like me who will treat her like an old shoe, knock her up , and dump her.....get off your ass, get away from the computer and go find her RIGHT NOW...hotties never stay on the market long...GO GO GO



you would f*** an old shoe? [&:]



hahaha[sm=roll.gif]

I love reading your threads though. If she is all you say she is she sounds like a keeper, and is smoking hot too. Try to get a short conversation next time you see her, and go from there.

ORIGINAL: Joolander

ORIGINAL: nghtrnnr

see now thats the kinda girl that would make me blow a paycheck...i'm with the other guys...grow a pair and walk up to this girl and start a conversation...why are you waiting for her? girls almost never initiate........you are going to wait so long that shes gonna get scooped by some asshole like me who will treat her like an old shoe, knock her up , and dump her.....get off your ass, get away from the computer and go find her RIGHT NOW...hotties never stay on the market long...GO GO GO



you would f*** an old shoe? [&:]

joolander i would **** an apple pie...
and did he say tonight was prom night for her? oh well....,may as well forget it now...shes getting ****ed out of her pretty little head tonight...come morning and she wont even be glancing your way...shes getting stretched out tonight boy...hell yeah...shes riding some prom cocksman like a rodeo star...**** yeah...hes trying to blast her head off later...talk about a stained dress...shes gonna be staining his car seat later on kid...oh **** yeah...shes gonna be...........................uh..sorry...got carried away...if i were you...i'd go get a tuxedo and crash the prom son...

ORIGINAL: nghtrnnr

ORIGINAL: Joolander

ORIGINAL: nghtrnnr

see now thats the kinda girl that would make me blow a paycheck...i'm with the other guys...grow a pair and walk up to this girl and start a conversation...why are you waiting for her? girls almost never initiate........you are going to wait so long that shes gonna get scooped by some asshole like me who will treat her like an old shoe, knock her up , and dump her.....get off your ass, get away from the computer and go find her RIGHT NOW...hotties never stay on the market long...GO GO GO



you would f*** an old shoe? [&:]

joolander i would **** an apple pie...
and did he say tonight was prom night for her? oh well....,may as well forget it now...shes getting ****ed out of her pretty little head tonight...come morning and she wont even be glancing your way...shes getting stretched out tonight boy...hell yeah...shes riding some prom cocksman like a rodeo star...**** yeah...hes trying to blast her head off later...talk about a stained dress...shes gonna be staining his car seat later on kid...oh **** yeah...shes gonna be...........................uh..sorry...got carried away...if i were you...i'd go get a tuxedo and crash the prom son...


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ORIGINAL: s2k

even though my life is in shambles right now

your girl problems always bring a smile to my face




glad i could help:)


ok, more pics[:@] i hate doing this.....so only 2 more.

http://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v237/49/14/1108230261/n1108230261_30295612_4057.jpg


^^^^^^ her and her twin brother
http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v191/49/14/1108230261/n1108230261_30255042_1771.jpg








shes gorgeous........she's got the prettiest smile and the most beautiful eyes. but whats different about her is shes like, i dunno, i can't really tell. but i like it.

ORIGINAL: AmericanMuscle4.6GT

ORIGINAL: s2k

even though my life is in shambles right now

your girl problems always bring a smile to my face




glad i could help:)


ok, more pics[:@] i hate doing this.....so only 2 more.

http://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v237/49/14/1108230261/n1108230261_30295612_4057.jpg


^^^^^^ her and her twin brother
http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v191/49/14/1108230261/n1108230261_30255042_1771.jpg








shes gorgeous........she's got the prettiest smile and the most beautiful eyes. but whats different about her is shes like, i dunno, i can't really tell. but i like it.



GUY GET OFF THE ****ING COMPUTER AND SEARCH THE ****ING STREETS CALLING HER NAME IF YOU HAVE TO....IF YOU HAVE THIS GIRL INTERESTED IN YOU AND YOU BLOW IT YOU THE WORLDS GREATEST IDJIT.....

in the words of eminem:

**** this bitch right here on the spot bare
Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there
(Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie _Kids_?)
No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest!
(****, you wanna get hauled off to jail?)
Man **** that, hit that **** raw dawg and bail..

WHO GIVES A F*CK![:@]

ORIGINAL: white04gt

WHO GIVES A F*CK![:@]
i've been meaning to ask you....did the kid in your sig survive? that **** looks pretty serious

ORIGINAL: nghtrnnr

GUY GET OFF THE ****ING COMPUTER AND SEARCH THE ****ING STREETS CALLING HER NAME IF YOU HAVE TO....IF YOU HAVE THIS GIRL INTERESTED IN YOU AND YOU BLOW IT YOU THE WORLDS GREATEST IDJIT.....


[&:] ?

ORIGINAL: nghtrnnr

ORIGINAL: white04gt

WHO GIVES A F*CK![:@]
i've been meaning to ask you....did the kid in your sig survive? that **** looks pretty serious


No clue. Just a vid I found on the net.

ORIGINAL: 99GTvert

ORIGINAL: nghtrnnr

GUY GET OFF THE ****ING COMPUTER AND SEARCH THE ****ING STREETS CALLING HER NAME IF YOU HAVE TO....IF YOU HAVE THIS GIRL INTERESTED IN YOU AND YOU BLOW IT YOU THE WORLDS GREATEST IDJIT.....


[&:] ?

i have trailer park roots...thats how we say idiot at family reunions...

i didnt read the thread, has anything happened so far with AM4.6? BTW, she is wicked hot, nice teeth too!:D

ORIGINAL: 99GTvert

ORIGINAL: nghtrnnr

GUY GET OFF THE ****ING COMPUTER AND SEARCH THE ****ING STREETS CALLING HER NAME IF YOU HAVE TO....IF YOU HAVE THIS GIRL INTERESTED IN YOU AND YOU BLOW IT YOU THE WORLDS GREATEST IDJIT.....


[&:] ?

:D:D:D:D
wow joke or not
thats quote worthy right there

anybody good at photochop? if you can chop that chicks head off and put it on a really sexy body i'd be much obliged...save me a ton of work...if you can put it on a naked body pm me

damn right you better be doin something...here's a quote not eminem, but rather one of the only chick flicks my ex gf could get me to watch - hitch "every guy has a chance with any girl" just talk to her like it's nothing. if you put pressure on yourself, you're bound to mess up......

and idk about where you live, but a lot of high school girls don't put out...that's about 3 months later when they get to college and forget what their parents taught em;)

ORIGINAL: landon.moss

but a lot of high school girls don't put out...

jeezus....around here theyregivin headin 8th grade and doin anal by the time they get to 10th grade...keep your daughters out of brooklyn

speaking of giving head...somebodies gonna be stretchin out that girls dimple tonight...hes gonna have her heel scratchin her ear

well there ya go...appearantly no values in brooklyn[8D]...

i'm not sayin all girls, i just said a lot of girls...there are def sluts that started **** when they were 12 and they're the ones i was haning with :D

ORIGINAL: nghtrnnr

ORIGINAL: AmericanMuscle4.6GT

ORIGINAL: s2k

even though my life is in shambles right now

your girl problems always bring a smile to my face




glad i could help:)


ok, more pics[:@] i hate doing this.....so only 2 more.

http://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v237/49/14/1108230261/n1108230261_30295612_4057.jpg


^^^^^^ her and her twin brother
http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v191/49/14/1108230261/n1108230261_30255042_1771.jpg








shes gorgeous........she's got the prettiest smile and the most beautiful eyes. but whats different about her is shes like, i dunno, i can't really tell. but i like it.



GUY GET OFF THE ****ING COMPUTER AND SEARCH THE ****ING STREETS CALLING HER NAME IF YOU HAVE TO....IF YOU HAVE THIS GIRL INTERESTED IN YOU AND YOU BLOW IT YOU THE WORLDS GREATEST IDJIT.....


who the hell says she's interested in me?

and yea, i'm kicking myself, i need to talk to her lol.

my friend is at prom now, and shes there, i'm gonna ask him if she's there with a guy.

well she obviously noticed you - maybe you have a chance, see? (ol school gangsta talk ha) and if she went to prom, then yeah, most likely there with a dude...but, that doesn't mean anything either, cuz i went with a "friend' ended up bein my gf after that [8D]just playin (but seriously that did happen)

ORIGINAL: landon.moss

well she obviously noticed you - maybe you have a chance, see? (ol school gangsta talk ha) and if she went to prom, then yeah, most likely there with a dude...but, that doesn't mean anything either, cuz i went with a "friend' ended up bein my gf after that [8D]just playin (but seriously that did happen)



ugh i really, really, really hope so

ORIGINAL: AmericanMuscle4.6GT

ORIGINAL: landon.moss

well she obviously noticed you - maybe you have a chance, see? (ol school gangsta talk ha) and if she went to prom, then yeah, most likely there with a dude...but, that doesn't mean anything either, cuz i went with a "friend' ended up bein my gf after that [8D]just playin (but seriously that did happen)



ugh i really, really, really hope so

okay shes at the prom with him now...that means he already fingerblasted her in the limo on the way there...gotta figure shes horny right now and hes poking her in the stomach during a slowdance even as i write this...its getting late and hes got a few drinks in her already...you have about 2 hours to get dressed and get over there cause hes gonna have her barking like a dog with her knees to her elbows in a little while...clocks ticking young man

ORIGINAL: landon.moss

well she obviously noticed you - maybe you have a chance, see? (ol school gangsta talk ha) and if she went to prom, then yeah, most likely there with a dude...but, that doesn't mean anything either, cuz i went with a "friend' ended up bein my gf after that [8D]just playin (but seriously that did happen)


LOL because that's supposed to boost his confidence
I must admit, other than the cheesy smile in the second picture, she is pretty hot, nice set of boobarths.


And honestly, being in college with a girlfriend isn't really that hard. I've been dating the same girl for 2 years now and just finished my first year of college. Wasn't/isn't bad at all. And plus, I can't find a girl with a better set of lips [8D]


In all seriousness, good luck Mr. AM. I know I give you **** but it's always a hassle when chasing down THE girl that strikes you the most. I know that's how I was. I did put the pussy on the pedestal, and has worked for the most part. Certain things about certain girls just seem to hit me (like you) in certain ways that your average hotty does. May the force be with you.

ORIGINAL: nghtrnnr

ORIGINAL: AmericanMuscle4.6GT

ORIGINAL: landon.moss

well she obviously noticed you - maybe you have a chance, see? (ol school gangsta talk ha) and if she went to prom, then yeah, most likely there with a dude...but, that doesn't mean anything either, cuz i went with a "friend' ended up bein my gf after that [8D]just playin (but seriously that did happen)



ugh i really, really, really hope so

okay shes at the prom with him now...that means he already fingerblasted her in the limo on the way there...gotta figure shes horny right now and hes poking her in the stomach during a slowdance even as i write this...its getting late and hes got a few drinks in her already...you have about 2 hours to get dressed and get over there cause hes gonna have her barking like a dog with her knees to her elbows in a little while...clocks ticking young man



ugh give it up dude. shes not that kind of girl.[:@][:@][:@][:@][:@][:@][:@][:@][:@]

WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING ONLINE

dude...best opener ever, get a fire extinguisher and spray it all over her and when she gets all pissed at you say "sorry, you're so hot i thought you were on fire"

she'll either slap you or think its hilarious. if she slaps you shes not the kind of girl you want to be with anyways [8D]

but seriously, next time you see her start talking to her and throw out a really good compliment. its all in the delivery though. dont say something that she hears from everyone (like "you have pretty eyes") be unique. if you really cant think of anything unique to say make it come across strong. best advice i was ever given is to pause in the middle like "you look (pause for a couple seconds, keep eye contact!) beautiful today" something along those lines. it sounds crazy but it works! it shows her that you have a lot of guts.

im tryin to help you out man, id like to see you be sucessful with this one...hell id like to have a chance with her. good luck!

connor90, i like your thinking. good idea. i really wanna compliment her on something but i dunno if it would be weird, you know?


**** **** **** my friend just said shes with some goofy ass guy but he doesn't think they're together? ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this sucks large penis

how about

"Damn bitch, you fly. Let me pull up to that bumper and smack that monkey."

works everytime:eek:

you dont need a slick pickupline (doubtfull one even exists)

if you say the cheesy ones right, those work fine too

or just compliment her

ORIGINAL: AmericanMuscle4.6GT

connor90, i like your thinking. good idea. i really wanna compliment her on something but i dunno if it would be weird, you know?


**** **** **** my friend just said shes with some goofy ass guy but he doesn't think they're together? ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this sucks large penis



just throw it out there...she's not going to get freaked out if you compliment her. just make sure you do it right, thats the main thing.

meh i need to get another opening!!!!! im sitting here and i feel so goddamn helpless. ughghghghghghgh, this is awful.

wtf

no

next time you see her just say

"wow, you look beautiful"

well....this was hopeless.

You can do it! We have faith in you!!! sorta...[8D]

Ignore that she might have a BF, and just go for it. Start off slow, and just get her to notice you, and see that your interested.

ok, i wish you had more like random hookups with girls, because it would give you more confidence. call me gay but theres a right time and place for everyone. i dont believe in fate but coincidence seems to find its place in everyones life so... if you **** up with this girl, it doesnt even matter. there are tons of chicks. so go for it you giant mangina with 10 metric tons of sand in it.

yea but i mean ugh shes so perfect lol my god

ORIGINAL: AmericanMuscle4.6GT

ughghghghghghgh, this is awful.
that depends...awful for you i guess...but as i glance at the clock i'm thinkin that "goofy looking guy" will be getting to the creamy middle pretty soon now...remember, "goofy looking" is friendspeak for "i better not tell my boy shes with the biggest pimp in school so i dont hurt his feelings"....boy do i envy that goofy looking guy...hey do you guys think he'll use a rubber? i know i wouldnt with a piece that hot...what do you think fellas? i'm betting he goes skin to skin at the local motel...i hope theres mirrors on the ceiling...well i waited long enough...its after midnight...its saturday...time to grab my racing cd and head to the city....i'll try but i know i wont be getting as lucky as that goofy looking guy tonight

yer a fag. i know who the guy is. and he's a goofy mother****er.

ORIGINAL: AmericanMuscle4.6GT

yer a fag. i know who the guy is. and he's a goofy mother****er.
correction...hes a goofy **** who is gonna be the hotdog in your dream girls buns tonight...

ugh...i gotta get on the streets...but before i go i want you to learn from tonight am....seize the moment...theres no way he should be hiding the salami in your chick tonight...take his boinkin her as a lesson learned and next time YOU be the goofy lookin guy with milk on his whiskers

ORIGINAL: AmericanMuscle4.6GT

yea but i mean ugh shes so perfect lol my god


she's just another person so treat her like one.

Stop putting this chickon a goddamn pedestal and calling her perfect. :eek: You sound like a pathetic little girl.

forget the negative **** for real dude (i'm sure u already r...) she is just a girl - sure, something about her drives you and, well, everyone else wild lol, but....it's flippin prom - it's a gay ass high school dance - it was one of the biggest wastes of my high school days --ya it was fun for awhile, but pretty dumb.....and here's some more comfort words lolmost girls i knew, if they weren'tdating someone, just went with a friend from the "in crowd", so i'm sureyou're pry fine...just be a cool cat for awhile and playthe gamewell - she's talked to ya enough to at least recognize you and hell, maybe even know/remember your name, so you've got a chance;)

why the hell has OT let this page reach longer than 5 pages????

Matt Lowe for president and we will see an end to this nonsense!!!!

go shoot semen into your eye:)

ORIGINAL: AmericanMuscle4.6GT

go shoot semen into your eye:)



I missed my eye, thank you very much.

hmmm...almost afternoon....that girl must be lovin life right now...you know... becoming a woman last night and all that...if shes walkin funny when you see her just ignore it....

ORIGINAL: nghtrnnr

hmmm...almost afternoon....that girl must be lovin life right now...you know... becoming a woman last night and all that...if shes walkin funny when you see her just ignore it....



lol I bet she is beggin for some more throat yogurt right now before she leaves him:D

i also forgot at the gym, i went into a couple other rooms to do some other stuff and she like followed me in there after. weird.




she's online now, and i left the last comment on her facebook. do i message her? uhghh

Wow American muscle, you have a huge problem. Your a nerd for talking to her on facebook before you actually start talking to her. now shes is thinking you are stalking her on facebook. While you were at the gym you should of grew some balls and went up to me instead of using facebook like a little pussy. That facebook is the most lame site to meet people. Much better if you talk to someone in person than using facebook. But american muscle your in a deep hole and I dont see you getting out of it. I seems like she does not like you because when you see each other she looks away and she wants nothing to do with you.

ORIGINAL: AmericanMuscle4.6GT

i also forgot at the gym, i went into a couple other rooms to do some other stuff and she like followed me in there after. weird.




she's online now, and i left the last comment on her facebook. do i message her? uhghh



NOOO!!!!! no internet!!!

freakin a...next time you're at the gym and you see her go start some small talk with her! asdflkjsadlk;fjal;ksj, man this is even frustrating for me...man up and do it. if you want it so bad why arent you willing to put out the effort to talk to her??

i am willing to put in the effort to talk to her!!!! i just don't know if i'll see her there again!!! she said she was working out to get in shape for prom......prom's over now. ****[:@]

ORIGINAL: AmericanMuscle4.6GT

i am willing to put in the effort to talk to her!!!! i just don't know if i'll see her there again!!! she said she was working out to get in shape for prom......prom's over now. ****[:@]



OMG [:@][:@][:@]


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Dude if you live in Michigan I'll go to your gym and get to know her for you and introduce you to her.

dude, chill out and wait til you go to the gym next time...if she's there then talk to her. you dont want to message her every time she's on the internet, that can get annoying very quickly.

she worked out for prom???....omfg that guy must have had the ride of his goddamn life...jeezus i envy him....i bet you do too huh cause she was givin him a glimpse of heaven...i guarantee you NOBODY is grinning like that "goofy ****" is grinnin this afternoon....excuse me a bit...i'm gonna look at her picture for awhile and go **** my girlfriend

Omg... fail.

ORIGINAL: connor90

ORIGINAL: AmericanMuscle4.6GT

i also forgot at the gym, i went into a couple other rooms to do some other stuff and she like followed me in there after. weird.




she's online now, and i left the last comment on her facebook. do i message her? uhghh



NOOO!!!!! no internet!!!

freakin a...next time you're at the gym and you see her go start some small talk with her! asdflkjsadlk;fjal;ksj, man this is even frustrating for me...man up and do it. if you want it so bad why arent you willing to put out the effort to talk to her??



+ a brazillion

ATTENTION!


all in favor of americanmuscle's "Cruising Member" status replacement with "BIG TIME FAIL" say aye!

Aye.

well, i'm going to the gym at 5. i hope she's there.


**** my life

emo.:eek:

ORIGINAL: AmericanMuscle4.6GT

well, i'm going to the gym at 5. i hope she's there.


**** my life

give it up...if you wanted her you should have got off your ass and left the computer last night to go get her...everytime i peeked in on mf you were online typing away while that guy you have the nerve to call goofy was feeling herthongline and tasting her tongue...goofy? i'm gonna go ahead and assume that goofy lookin guy had the best lookin girl at the prom on his arm while you were on the internet...and then you have the nerve to contact her online? i have to say i'm a little bit disgusted...listen to me....if by some joke of the gods she is at your gym today, walk right up to her and say this:

"i'm gonna lay it on the line...i have been dying to get to know you better, do you think we can hang somewhere sometime?"

if she says yes...great...if she lets you down...oh well but for gods sake BE A GODDAMN MAN

let me go a bit further....cause i'm a little older than you...heres the truth of the matter

GIRLS ARE JUST LIKE GUYS BUT THEY HAVE A P*SSY

they arent mystical, they do not fly, they arent all powerful, they will not kill you (probably not), they are human beings just like you...the same way you can talk to us on a computer you should be able to talk to her...lil known fact is that hotties are actually easier to talk to than porkers...cause hotties are lonely...you found it easy to call me a fag earlier,(that was cool) go talk to her...


(oh and 99gtvert i'm voting aye to your proposal)

ORIGINAL: mattlowe01

why the hell has OT let this page reach longer than 5 pages????

Matt Lowe for president and we will see an end to this nonsense!!!!


Holy ****, i think you just won my vote. :D


OP, if you believe in creationism, then please remove your balls and return them to god. He'll give em to someone who can make better use of em. If you believe in evolution, remove em anyway and bury em or something. :D

delightful. i'm going to the gym now. i hope she's there.

i hope she is too, sport...hey anybody have that photochopped picture of her yet?

****, she wasn't at the gym.

the fail continues!

as long as shes never gonna be yours...would you mind posting up a few more pics?...my photochop geeksays heneeds different angles

angles that include boobies

seriously, suck my balls already.

ORIGINAL: AmericanMuscle4.6GT

seriously, suck my balls already.
wow...thats just what her prom date said in the limo on the way there

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just relax man, im sure you'll see her agian...dont rush it, cuz i have a feeling you're thinkin oh sh*t if i dont ask this girl out today some other dude will...just relax and next time you see her...YOU NEED TO ASK HER TO DO SOMETHING!!!...and if you dont ever see her agian she wasnt the girl for you man, but like i said you'll prolly she her fine ass again:D..haha

ORIGINAL: jperz89lx

just relax man, im sure you'll see her agian...dont rush it, cuz i have a feeling you're thinkin oh sh*t if i dont ask this girl out today some other dude will...just relax and next time you see her...YOU NEED TO ASK HER TO DO SOMETHING!!!...and if you dont ever see her agian she wasnt the girl for you man, but like i said you'll prolly she her fine ass again:D..haha



that's exactly what i'm thinking


99gtvert, i don't get your pictogram.

you can't really be bumbed out she wasn't at the gym...it is momma's day...;)

Glad someones been picking up the "girl thread" action in my absense

ORIGINAL: ByPopularDemand

Glad someones been picking up the "girl thread" action in my absense


BPD, his are absolutely pathetic though.

Oh...well thats no fun lol

they're not pathetic, i just fail really hard a lot.

haha...i found my new sig quote

ORIGINAL: AmericanMuscle4.6GT

seriously, suck my balls already.


He cant, god reposessed them. :D

just so much[:@][:@][:@][:@][:@][:@][:@][:@][:@][:@][:@][:@][:@][:@][:@][:@] going on right now.

Dude.

When all You do is pity Yourself, and post things such as, I like this girl, but she is too hot for me, or she is to nice for me, or I could never get a girl like that, then why even bother?

You are setting Yourself up for failure.

With a positive attitude You would have a much better win/loss streak with the girls.

I'm not saying You'll land this one, but You will have a better chance.

ORIGINAL: Hisss04Cobra

Dude.

When all You do is pity Yourself, and post things such as, I like this girl, but she is too hot for me, or she is to nice for me, or I could never get a girl like that, then why even bother?

You are setting Yourself up for failure.

With a positive attitude You would have a much better win/loss streak with the girls.

I'm not saying You'll land this one, but You will have a better chance.




no dude its not really like that. i'm not saying she's too hot for me or anything, i'm trying to have a "positive attitude," but if i can never really have a chance to talk to her, then i'm pretty much ****ed.

and again, if she doesn't like me, theres really nothing i can do.

youre never going to get a girl...you're pathetic....man up dude, seriously...its getting ƒucking old watching you fail......and you have no idea why and say you act normal and §hit??? no, youre a loser who trys to pick up girls on the internet then wont even speak to them in person the next day because you have NO BALLS!

ORIGINAL: AmericanMuscle4.6GT

ORIGINAL: Hisss04Cobra

Dude.

When all You do is pity Yourself, and post things such as, I like this girl, but she is too hot for me, or she is to nice for me, or I could never get a girl like that, then why even bother?

You are setting Yourself up for failure.

With a positive attitude You would have a much better win/loss streak with the girls.

I'm not saying You'll land this one, but You will have a better chance.




no dude its not really like that. i'm not saying she's too hot for me or anything, i'm trying to have a "positive attitude," but if i can never really have a chance to talk to her, then i'm pretty much ****ed.

and again, if she doesn't like me, theres really nothing i can do.



stfu, you had plenty.....youre just a pussy and didnt take them

hang out with a girl
get in pants

go from there


report back to us

and remember tits or gtfo

well, if i have another chance i'm obviously going to go for it.

sure..............





pussy:eek::eek::eek:

GTFO !!!!!!!!!!!! you wont go for ****, stop posting these threads, you're pathetic you fail

you need some dumb ass easy sluts. my 'desperation girl' is so dumb she waited for a blinking red light to change. my friends were laughing so hard on the phone they had to hang up. they called back and she said 'i blew through it!'. but its still somethin to put my dick into

realdoll, americanmuscle...invest in a realdoll...$7000...hell i have a few girlfriends and i want one...no shame in it...howard stern says they are great...and you can even get one that looks like her

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do us a favor

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ORIGINAL: nghtrnnr

realdoll, americanmuscle...invest in a realdoll...$7000...hell i have a few girlfriends and i want one...no shame in it...howard stern says they are great...and you can even get one that looks like her

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Now, I would imgine that this would just be wrong.... Wouldn't it feel like you're doing a dead chick?!

^with some girls, it is like doin a dead chick [8D](idk my friend tyler claimed that about all girls we went to hs with - i had no complaints;))

wow, those are just plain creepy[&:]...

Actually alot of serial killers like gary leon ridgeway ( green river killer) could only get off to dead bodies that was one of his motives he would strangle the women from behinf and have sex with their corpses. He would then go back and have sex with them again. One women even reported to the police that a man (gary before caught)told her to act dead becuase that was the only way he could get off.

^ that's what you call a rough childhood right there bud

ORIGINAL: landon.moss

^with some girls, it is like doin a dead chick [8D](idk my friend tyler claimed that about all girls we went to hs with - i had no complaints;))


I don't know about them... but I know Iput my all into it (probably too much info.)... but if that's how it feels for some guys then maybe the girl just wasn't really into them?

ORIGINAL: stangman94

Actually alot of serial killers like gary leon ridgeway ( green river killer) could only get off to dead bodies that was one of his motives he would strangle the women from behinf and have sex with their corpses. He would then go back and have sex with them again. One women even reported to the police that a man (gary before caught)told her to act dead becuase that was the only way he could get off.


I'm shocked, I don't even know what to say about that!

shazam way to be open...tyler was full of crap most of the time anyway...or i just got lucky and picked the ones that were good:D

ORIGINAL: landon.moss

shazam way to be open...tyler was full of crap most of the time anyway...or i just got lucky and picked the ones that were good:D


yeah, maybe that was it! ;)

as with most things in life it is what you make it...sex is definitely what you make it...if a girl acts dead in bed then eat her out till shes grippin the sheets..that'll liven it up...as for the doll...well...if its good enough for stern its good enough for me...everybody wacks off from time to time...i figure a doll made of the same material as pam anderson has got to be at least as good as a hand

lol that's great "made out of the same material as pam anderson"

PSA: it has been found that jerkin it 3-5 times a week is good for the prostate, so if your gf or wife catches ya, just tell her you've found afun way to improve your health[8D]

fap fap fap

thats what youre gonna be doing for a long long time

apparently.

because youre a creep.....no wonder girls avoid you......and by creep, i dont mean a jerk....i mean youre just weird pathetic and creepy....facebook?? seriously?? wow

facebook is gay...if you wanna meet some chicks that'll put out, check myspace or plentyoffish [8D]

oh and for the record....yes im aware in your other thread that i said i met my gf on myspace....she was a friend of my friend and i messaged her on myspace after my friend said she was gonna set us up....so i started talkin to her and then when i met her in person i was on her like white on bread...goin on 5 months together now...that is different than you seeing her in person and being too shy to talk to her so talking to her on the internet then acting like she doesnt exist next time you see her...first time i got the chance to be with my girl in person i was all over it....unlike you, you had plenty of chances....pussy

lmao...jeezus 99blackpony...dont hold back, say what you really think...

oh come on now, let's all play nice.....i figured my best friend would never get any cuz he was afraid of girls - just had to meet one he wasn't intimidated by, gained his cahones, and then moved on to some really good lookin girls....i started with girls that weren't too shabby, but dumber than a box of rocks, then moved on to hot, psycho, stalker girls:Dlook how far i came lol

here ya go...i did a quick browse through myspace and found a chick i bet he can score with:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=296 568555
and as a bonus he gets to hang out with her myspace buddies...like this clown who is holding up his life savings while he rides in his luxurious...............public bus:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=315 627255

WOW that's hilarious

tits.

okay who's ready for some photochop results?

post it or gtfo

i saw her in the gym for like 2 minutes today. i was in the middle of a set, she came in, and then by the time i was done, she was gone.

i'm too much of a ****ing wuss to make this happen.

she probably has a bf anyway.

pussy.....you shoulda set the bar down and went to talk to her.....and yea, shes prob with that dude that was ramming her the other night because you were too scared to talk to her

ORIGINAL: AmericanMuscle4.6GT

i saw her in the gym for like 2 minutes today. i was in the middle of a set, she came in, and then by the time i was done, she was gone.

i'm too much of a ****ing wuss to make this happen.

she probably has a bf anyway.



ok, if you don't go up to her, you already look like an idiot, and if you go up to her and look like an idiot and she doesn't like you, you will have lost nothing.

ORIGINAL: AmericanMuscle4.6GT

well, if i have another chance i'm obviously going to go for it.




Every single time you have posted a girl thread and it ended in failure, you said this.

Every single time another post comes up, you sit there deer in headlighted and don't talk to her.


JESUS CHRIST DUDE WHAT THE ****.


We can only say the SAME THINGS OVER AND OVER so many times.

zandor is right....you fail

i really do fail. the only thing holding me back is me. i don't deserve to be with her if i can't even talk to her

my buddy called and said hes almost done...hes gonna tweak it a lil more...i'll give a lil preview...we're using these as models...this is gonna be awesome...hes also doing a few fake boxcovers...whats a good name for her on the box cover?






ps. seeing her in the gym after all this and not putting down the weight and talking to her goes beyond pussy...sorry bro...but on the bright side, i've seen my buds work and you will NOT be able to tell they are fake...you'll be wacking off for years to the stuff we're making

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ORIGINAL: AmericanMuscle4.6GT

i really do fail. the only thing holding me back is me. i don't deserve to be with her if i can't even talk to her




honey, what are you afraid of?! If she's going to laugh at you?! If she says "no thanks" then it's done and over with, and at least you tried! Just talk to her, if you just ask her how she's doing then you can ease into asking her on a date. How do you even know that she's this amazing girl if you've never even talked to her?! She could be a complete bitch. But I'm hoping the best for you. I really hope you will talk to her the next time you see her, and find out who she really is!

the first one looks like Britney Spears and the second one looks like Jeanna Jameson.

ORIGINAL: Mrs.Stang

the first one looks like Britney Spears and the second one looks like Jeanna Jameson.
and very soon they are both gonna look like his gym fantasy girl

I saw a guy on campus today that looks just like you, AM. I laughed my ass off...he looked at me funny.

Ya know what's really funny though??? He's probably getting some and you're not.:D

probably.

AM if you go to the gym and stuff and take supplements what is your problem? I see short fat men with multiple rolls get more than you. And thats not whats supposed to happen. What the hell do you look like?

i've posted pics of myself before. i'm not as big or strong as i should be. i'm 190 pounds and i can only bench 195 once and legpress 725 like 5 times. i was always the scrawny kid.

she was probably holding out hope that you would work up the nerve to talk to her...right up until the prom guys tongue hither lilguy in the canoe...that probably blew all those thoughts of you right out the limo window

dude...do you have a third eye growing out of your forehead or something? why are you so scared to talk to her? she's not going to freak out and start clawing at your jugular...

hmm, well 195 doesnt sound scrawny. but when you have some weight like that, if you keep working out and stuff youll jump up pretty quickly. i have been working out for less than a year, and not religiously, and can now rep my own weight. legpress 725? thats a lot better than i do i think. i weigh ~145 and can rep 145 3 x 8 on bench, my leg press is around 300 + whatever the machine weighs for like 10-12 reps... so im not very strong. i think i look pretty good for 5'7" but who knows.

but that **** doesnt even matter. my friend, all you really have to do is just go to some big parties. guarantee if the party is decent you will find at least 1 girl who is either interested in you, as desperate as you, or drunk enough to not even care. in life, girls are not about quantity, theyre about quality. BUT as far as confidence goes, you gotta see who you can get, and it makes you feel much better about yourself. honestly, too boost your confidence, alcohol is your friend.

ORIGINAL: sarNz

guarantee if the party is decent you will find at least 1 girl who is either interested in you, as desperate as you, or drunk enough to not even care.
if i didnt like my own sig so much, this would definitely be its replacement

ORIGINAL: AmericanMuscle4.6GT

i really do fail. the only thing holding me back is me. i don't deserve to be with her if i can't even talk to her




if you keep sayin sh*t like that, you will fail, hard everytime

ORIGINAL: sarNz

hmm, well 195 doesnt sound scrawny. but when you have some weight like that, if you keep working out and stuff youll jump up pretty quickly. i have been working out for less than a year, and not religiously, and can now rep my own weight. legpress 725? thats a lot better than i do i think. i weigh ~145 and can rep 145 3 x 8 on bench, my leg press is around 300 + whatever the machine weighs for like 10-12 reps... so im not very strong. i think i look pretty good for 5'7" but who knows.

but that **** doesnt even matter. my friend, all you really have to do is just go to some big parties. guarantee if the party is decent you will find at least 1 girl who is either interested in you, as desperate as you, or drunk enough to not even care. in life, girls are not about quantity, theyre about quality. BUT as far as confidence goes, you gotta see who you can get, and it makes you feel much better about yourself. honestly, too boost your confidence, alcohol is your friend.





ugh wtf is this about parties? any party i've ever been to is like 25 guys, and 7 or 8 guys bring their girlfriends. its not like the movies dude. its a terrible place to meet girls. i've been to enough.

are you still in high school? i go to a big college, and the parties are SORT OF like the movies I guess. you are right, always more guys than girls. but its ok, because half of those guys are sleazballs, the others try too hard, and the others wait around because they think theyre the ****. so all you gotta do is initiate conversation, and if a girl doesnt totally blow you off then youre gold. then roofie her. just kidding. but really, roofie her.

ORIGINAL: AmericanMuscle4.6GT

ORIGINAL: sarNz

hmm, well 195 doesnt sound scrawny.Â* but when you have some weight like that, if you keep working out and stuff youll jump up pretty quickly.Â* i have been working out for less than a year, and not religiously, and can now rep my own weight.Â* legpress 725?Â* thats a lot better than i do i think.Â* i weigh ~145 and can rep 145 3 x 8 on bench, my leg press is around 300 + whatever the machine weighs for like 10-12 reps... so im not very strong.Â* i think i look pretty good for 5'7" but who knows.

but that **** doesnt even matter.Â* my friend, all you really have to do is just go to some big parties.Â* guarantee if the party is decent you will find at least 1 girl who is either interested in you, as desperate as you, or drunk enough to not even care.Â* in life, girls are not about quantity, theyre about quality.Â* BUT as far as confidence goes, you gotta see who you can get, and it makes you feel much better about yourself.Â* honestly, too boost your confidence, alcohol is your friend.





ugh wtf is this about parties?Â* any party i've ever been to is like 25 guys, and 7 or 8 guys bring their girlfriends.Â* its not like the movies dude. its a terrible place to meet girls. i've been to enough.




You are going to the wrong parties. That sounds like a party of people who know eachother.

You gotta go to a cluster **** party, where they invited everyone and everyone. As long as you bring 1.5 females for every male.

Yes, they actually do have ratio parties so they make SURE there are more girls than guys.


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yea, well lemme know if these parties happen places outside american pie. kthx.

Atleast one every single week that I know of on my campus.


THEY HAPPEN. You just aren't finding them.

im living in the crazy area of campus next year. cant wait. 3 years of ****ing boringness, and 1 year of craziness. prob will have to bring my knife with me just in case though.

whatever dude. i lived on a college campus and no parties even close to that. i'm not going to sit here and argue about it.

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whatever dude. i lived on a college campus and no parties even close to that. i'm not going to sit here and argue about it.




I have lived on a college campus for the past 3 years of my life.

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i havent lived on a college campus the past 3 years of my life...and still goto parties where theres at least 2 girls to every guy:D

w/e

if youre going to be so depressing then this thread has to die. if i get a video camera i will take it to a party and make a documentary on getting girls.

i'm not here to entertain you. this is my life. theres not really anything more for this thread to go on

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i'm not here to entertain you. this is my life. theres not really anything more for this thread to go on





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Atleast one every single week that I know of on my campus.


THEY HAPPEN. You just aren't finding them.



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ok let me put it this way. no one i know has ever been to a party like that.

there, i said it.

You must know nothing but douche bags.

that's impossible. go out and explore some more.

alright, just found out she's definetly single.

man, i really hope i have the balls to go talk to her in the gym tommorow.

what i'm afraid of is she'll think its weird cause we talked a little on facebook, i dunno.

either way i'm screwed, wish me lucky, i have a 9 hour shift to think about it.

you should stop thinking so much...the more you think the more likely you are to screw yourself over.

****

by the way....is this girl the same one from all the other threads cause it kinda seems like you obsess over a different girl every week or so...what happened to that ( http://www.mustangforums.com/m_4979837/tm.htm (http://www.mustangforums.com/m_4979837/tm.htm)) other girl from the "weird thing" thread..thought you were so in love with her

no. its a different girl. i was kinda obsessing over that one cause she was talking to me and i thought i had a chance. she now has a bf. this is a different girl. next week who knows.