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Dude. Wow.
I swear... Facebook and Myspace are turning the males in the world into a bunch of weasle pussies . I think you need to find friends to talk to about this ****, not the OT section of MF. I think there needs to be a "I CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A VAGINA AND AN APRICOT...WHAT DO I DO?" section just for all of these "girl threads".
I still think you and Swatschool should hook up. You guys can go lady hunting together... on facebook.
edit: i can't spell for **** past midnight.
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Dude. Wow.
I swear... Facebook and Myspace are turning the males in the world into a bunch of weasle pussies . I think you need to find friends to talk to about this ****, not the OT section of MF. I think there needs to be a "I CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENT BETWEEN A VAGINA AND AN APRICOT...WHAT DO I DO?" section just for all of these "girl threads".
I still think you and Swatschool should hook up. You guys can go lady hunting together... on facebook.
hahhaha
who uses myspace and facebook to talk to girls... oh wait... haha
seriously man, (to the OP) go to your garage... grab a hammer and smack your computer with it a few times.... then turn it around and repeat on your noggin...
not trying to be mean, but well, I cannot help it...
dude, your in college right? there are slutty girls a plenty who are more than willing to go down on you if you approach them right... and I am not talking about hookers...
I am the shyest guy in the world and I have managed to bag and tag a handful of girls so far.... the most recent was a month or so ago.... yeah yeah, a long time ago, but I am lazy as hell, and sorta pursuing her at the time...
its all about how you approach them... and not with the whole myspace stalker thing, no that = bad idea....
she came to a party I was having, gave her the drink of her choice and she thanked me with some sex... win win situation....
EDIT... did forget about a more recent chick, but she has the hots for a friend of mine, but I still got to play with her boobs a bit.... but that doesnt really count....
well, I am sure I am missing stuff, and my speech here is riddled with spelling and gramatical errors, and I may be wrong about a few things, but I am tired of typing, so there ya go
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And how the **** do you know she has a good head on her shoulders when you haven't even talked to her She looks like you're average college porn star... I'd hope she'd have a decent head on her shoulders, otherwise her tits and ass must be PERFECT.
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guys are getting ****ing pathetic... just go up to her and say hey wanna hang out sometime.. the worst that can happen is she says no then you can try another girl
+1, which is why you think she has "such a good head on her shoulders." Which is part of the reason you are freaking yourself out. Don't forget, she is human first, she has the same fears, imperfections and is subconscious about the way she looks, acts and talks just like everyone else.
You know what you're problem is? You're putting the pussy on a pedestal.
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wait, your a jew right? why dont you have your parents talk to her parents and arrange the wedding? i mean i have seen some jewish couples that just dont match, then i found out that its usually arranged. 500lbs guy, unbelievable jew chick.
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how dare you accuse me of thinking poopar is a joke! while i do not agree with what you say i will defend to the death your right to say it......asshole.
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