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Would you ever get a vasectomy?

SWATSCHOOL -> Would you ever get a vasectomy? (5/9/2008 5:12:42 PM)
For any reason at all, maybe the wife wanted it done or maybe you can't trust girls with their Birth Control lies. Me, I want kids and I don't like the idea of unneccessary surgery.

s197richie -> RE: Would you ever get a vasectomy? (5/9/2008 5:17:10 PM)
Not only would I, I DID!!! Bring on any questions re: vasectomies and I'd be happy to answer them. Kids just aren't for me; I work 7:15-5 M-F and 8-6:30 Sat and I want my off time to be MY off time.

baddog671 -> RE: Would you ever get a vasectomy? (5/9/2008 5:21:21 PM)
Zip it, grip it, and snip it! Apparently it can be reversable too, so if you change your mind down the road, no worries..

SWATSCHOOL -> RE: Would you ever get a vasectomy? (5/9/2008 5:21:55 PM)
I read your post and decided to make a thread. [:D]

baddog671 -> RE: Would you ever get a vasectomy? (5/9/2008 5:22:35 PM)
Richie, I got a good question.. Which tube exactly is cut? If you jizz, where does it go? You cant just sploog inside your sack!

s197richie -> RE: Would you ever get a vasectomy? (5/9/2008 5:23:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: baddog671 Zip it, grip it, and snip it! Apparently it can be reversable too, so if you change your mind down the road, no worries.. Yes it's reversable but it's like 12 grand or more for the reversal surgery and insurance won't touch it.[:@] Then again 12 grand is a small fraction on what you'll pay to raise a child, so it's really just a wart on the elephant's ass.

SWATSCHOOL -> RE: Would you ever get a vasectomy? (5/9/2008 5:24:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: baddog671 Richie, I got a good question.. Which tube exactly is cut? If you jizz, where does it go? You cant just sploog inside your sack! What if the tube burst or something on accident? You would be internally splooging. [:'(]

s197richie -> RE: Would you ever get a vasectomy? (5/9/2008 5:28:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: baddog671 Richie, I got a good question.. Which tube exactly is cut? If you jizz, where does it go? You cant just sploog inside your sack! Your ejaculation will be the same, except volume will be down by 10% which is not noticeable. The vas are separated and then, depending on the doctor, he'll either clamp each one, or kind of burn the ends, so they can't grow back (although sometimes they do; it's all in the ppw you have to sign before the slicing and dicing begins). The doctor gave me some pain pills for afterwards but I didn't need them. My sack was bleeding for maybe 24hrs which was a little nerve-wracking. But hell, I blew a load the very next day and went back to work on Monday (surgery was on a Friday). After the surgery, you have to bring the doctor two consecutive samples for them to test to make sure you're infertile. You must jack into a cup and swing it by the office.

s197richie -> RE: Would you ever get a vasectomy? (5/9/2008 5:30:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SWATSCHOOL quote: ORIGINAL: baddog671 Richie, I got a good question.. Which tube exactly is cut? If you jizz, where does it go? You cant just sploog inside your sack! What if the tube burst or something on accident? You would be internally splooging. [:'(] since you'll still have the ability to paint the wall after the surgery, I guess you run the same risk of something "bursting" even if you're fertile.

SWATSCHOOL -> RE: Would you ever get a vasectomy? (5/9/2008 5:33:19 PM)
Jizzshots a go? Prego a no? If I'm getting this straight, I'm liking it.

s197richie -> RE: Would you ever get a vasectomy? (5/9/2008 5:44:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SWATSCHOOL Jizzshots a go? Prego a no? If I'm getting this straight, I'm liking it. and don't forget, with insurance it's $FREE$ of course, I chose to get mine when I had none, so it was like 700 bucks or so, but well worth it. Um, some doctors won't do them unless you're over a certain age and/or have already had at least one child. Luckily my doctor wasn't one of them. I was 29 when I had mine.

fastbackford351 -> RE: Would you ever get a vasectomy? (5/9/2008 5:46:40 PM)
I was ready to go under the knife after our second daughter. My wife said that I was having the next baby and she was tired of 'doing it' with rubbers so I was all cowboy'd up and ready to go. Then she developed some problems with her internal mommy parts and had to have the portions of the baby factory removed; and because I am the good family man I am..... ESCAPING THE BLADE FTKMLWAW!

s197richie -> RE: Would you ever get a vasectomy? (5/9/2008 6:03:10 PM)
+1 rubbers suck; I don't think I'll ever wear one again. I hope having AIDS doesn't suck.[:@]

FordDude -> RE: Would you ever get a vasectomy? (5/9/2008 6:03:43 PM)
NO.[:'(] But if you do get one make sure that you get tested after the procedure is complete. My brother-in-law did not get it checked. My new nephew is 6 months old now. [:-] Needless to say my sister-in-law got the tubes tied after she popped my nephew out. [8D] fd

s197richie -> RE: Would you ever get a vasectomy? (5/9/2008 6:07:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FordDude NO.[:'(] But if you do get one make sure that you get tested after the procedure is complete. My brother-in-law did not get it checked. My new nephew is 6 months old now. [:-] Needless to say my sister-in-law got the tubes tied after she popped my nephew out. [8D] fd prawned. I assume the doctor explained the two consecutive negative samples deal to him and he ignored or wasn't listening?

k0261886 -> RE: Would you ever get a vasectomy? (5/9/2008 6:08:17 PM)
I'm 18 and I would do it in a heartbeat

s197richie -> RE: Would you ever get a vasectomy? (5/9/2008 6:10:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: k0261886 I'm 18 and I would do it in a heartbeat soooooooooo what are you waiting for? a sex partner? By then it might be too late.[:@]

fastbackford351 -> RE: Would you ever get a vasectomy? (5/9/2008 6:17:03 PM)
The way you feel about children now may very well not be the way you feel about children in 10 or 15 years. Proceed with caution.

miloman -> RE: Would you ever get a vasectomy? (5/9/2008 6:18:31 PM)
+10000 on the condoms. Personally getting tired of them as well. However, she's not on any kind of BC. We both really don't want kids......we like them, just don't plan on making our own. You can always borrow a kid from a family member or friend. I've been contemplating the nut chopping..........really thinking of the whole "bareback" part!!! It's hard to find a doctor willing to do the procedure for a young guy that does not have kids. I need to check if my insurance will pay too.

EvoStang -> RE: Would you ever get a vasectomy? (5/9/2008 6:19:26 PM)
I'd do it after my second child, but that's a long ways down the road.

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