05-09-2008, 07:12 PM
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Would you ever get a vasectomy?
For any reason at all, maybe the wife wanted it done or maybe you can't trust girls with their Birth Control lies.
Me, I want kids and I don't like the idea of unneccessary surgery.
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05-09-2008, 07:17 PM
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RE: Would you ever get a vasectomy?
Not only would I, I DID!!!
Bring on any questions re: vasectomies and I'd be happy to answer them.
Kids just aren't for me; I work 7:15-5 M-F and 8-6:30 Sat and I want my off time to be MY off time.
05-09-2008, 07:21 PM
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RE: Would you ever get a vasectomy?
Zip it, grip it, and snip it!
Apparently it can be reversable too, so if you change your mind down the road, no worries..
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05-09-2008, 07:21 PM
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RE: Would you ever get a vasectomy?
I read your post and decided to make a thread.
05-09-2008, 07:22 PM
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RE: Would you ever get a vasectomy?
Richie, I got a good question..
Which tube exactly is cut? If you jizz, where does it go? You cant just sploog inside your sack!
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05-09-2008, 07:23 PM
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RE: Would you ever get a vasectomy?
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Zip it, grip it, and snip it!
Apparently it can be reversable too, so if you change your mind down the road, no worries..
Yes it's reversable but it's like 12 grand or more for the reversal surgery and insurance won't touch it.[:@]
Then again 12 grand is a small fraction on what you'll pay to raise a child, so it's really just a wart on the elephant's ass.
05-09-2008, 07:24 PM
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RE: Would you ever get a vasectomy?
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Richie, I got a good question..
Which tube exactly is cut? If you jizz, where does it go? You cant just sploog inside your sack!
What if the tube burst or something on accident? You would be internally splooging. [:'(]
05-09-2008, 07:28 PM
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RE: Would you ever get a vasectomy?
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Richie, I got a good question..
Which tube exactly is cut? If you jizz, where does it go? You cant just sploog inside your sack!
Your ejaculation will be the same, except volume will be down by 10% which is not noticeable.
The vas are separated and then, depending on the doctor, he'll either clamp each one, or kind of burn the ends, so they can't grow back (although sometimes they do; it's all in the ppw you have to sign before the slicing and dicing begins).
The doctor gave me some pain pills for afterwards but I didn't need them. My sack was bleeding for maybe 24hrs which was a little nerve-wracking. But hell, I blew a load the very next day and went back to work on Monday (surgery was on a Friday).
After the surgery, you have to bring the doctor two consecutive samples for them to test to make sure you're infertile. You must jack into a cup and swing it by the office.
05-09-2008, 07:30 PM
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RE: Would you ever get a vasectomy?
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ORIGINAL: baddog671
Richie, I got a good question..
Which tube exactly is cut? If you jizz, where does it go? You cant just sploog inside your sack!
What if the tube burst or something on accident? You would be internally splooging. [:'(]
since you'll still have the ability to paint the wall after the surgery, I guess you run the same risk of something "bursting" even if you're fertile.
05-09-2008, 07:33 PM
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RE: Would you ever get a vasectomy?
Jizzshots a go?
Prego a no?
If I'm getting this straight, I'm liking it.
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