These f*cking people...she is pregnant with her 18th kid and they say they'll have as many as God wants them to have...and they home school all of them and prolly get a sh!tload of money from the govvie and from the local community, plus maybe handouts from big corporations etc.
18 GD kids? God I love my urologist. I love that he slit open my sack and sliced up my vas. Thank you thank you thank you, dammit I need to start sending him a card at Christmastime. No minivans for me, only mustangs and maybe a motorcycle.
Explosive
05-09-2008, 05:55 PM
I know a kid from a family of 11.
simpsonfan13
05-09-2008, 05:58 PM
i had a substitute tha was the 8th child out of 15
Shelty
05-09-2008, 06:31 PM
good god thats alot of kids...
I am the oldest of 4,
but if and when I ever get married the perfect number of kids for me is ZERO haha.
last thing I need is a little kid running around my house breaking my stuff...
I'll buy a dog instead...
dubarado
05-09-2008, 06:34 PM
damnnn... I don't even have that many cousins!!!!!
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2GKT5
05-09-2008, 06:45 PM
/hijack
sorry if this is an extremely stupid question, but richie, when you blow your load, do you actually blow a load just all the tadpoles aren't swimming? or do you shoot blanks? how does that work? god i feel retarded [:o]
AJ03SVT
05-09-2008, 06:45 PM
Jeez, I'm 1 of 2. I know there's no way in hell I'm having that many kids when I'm older. One or two is fine for me.
s197richie
05-09-2008, 07:14 PM
ORIGINAL: Shelty
but if and when I ever get married the perfect number of kids for me is ZERO haha.
last thing I need is a little kid running around my house breaking my stuff...
I'll buy a dog instead...
+1 and amen brother. My goal is to always be the most immature in my household. If anyone is gonna play video games and watch cartoons it's gonna be ME!
And to anyone with vasectomy questions, yes you still ejaculate but the volume is decreased by 10 percent which isn't noticeable to anyone. It may also interest you that most insurance companies will pay for it 100%.
SWATSCHOOL
05-09-2008, 07:28 PM
18 kids? I'm surprised the human body is able to produce so many.
baddog671
05-09-2008, 07:29 PM
ORIGINAL: s197richie
prolly get a sh!tload of money from the govvie and from the local community, plus maybe handouts from big corporations etc.
Isnt the limit of dependents you can file 15? Or perhaps that's only MD...
s197richie
05-09-2008, 07:32 PM
ORIGINAL: baddog671
ORIGINAL: s197richie
prolly get a sh!tload of money from the govvie and from the local community, plus maybe handouts from big corporations etc.
Isnt the limit of dependents you can file 15? Or perhaps that's only MD...
filing with the G is one thing, but food and diaper companies and other corporations who want good publicity are hurling freebies at this fam I'm sure.
baddog671
05-09-2008, 07:39 PM
ORIGINAL: s197richie
ORIGINAL: baddog671
ORIGINAL: s197richie
prolly get a sh!tload of money from the govvie and from the local community, plus maybe handouts from big corporations etc.
Isnt the limit of dependents you can file 15? Or perhaps that's only MD...
filing with the G is one thing, but food and diaper companies and other corporations who want good publicity are hurling freebies at this fam I'm sure.
No doubt.
I think it all depends on the family. I've seen many examples of huge families that pretty much are just "money makers" and the parents really couldn't care about the kids. But I've also seen huge families that are so friendly and functional that it's almost scary. It seems like the big Mormon families you see are decent people most of the time. I've had dealings with the Amish and they have huge families. Some of the nicest people on this planet and don't need any hand-outs fromour government..
I personally am against home-schooling most of the time. Kids seem to come out social retarded 9out of 10 times, and I'm sorry, parents aren't the ones that should teach kids school leassons.
sarNz
05-09-2008, 08:33 PM
that must be one loose bitch after 18 kids
Shelty
05-09-2008, 08:34 PM
ORIGINAL: s197richie
ORIGINAL: Shelty
but if and when I ever get married the perfect number of kids for me is ZERO haha.
last thing I need is a little kid running around my house breaking my stuff...
I'll buy a dog instead...
+1 and amen brother. My goal is to always be the most immature in my household. If anyone is gonna play video games and watch cartoons it's gonna be ME!
hellz yeah, I think I am the most immature in my family, I still watch cartoons everyday and play my video games...
all I remember is when my rents got the big screen in the living room a while back, who broke the remote, my 7 year old sister....
who lit 35 matches cuz she thought she was a "big girl" my 7 year old sister....[&:][&:][&:][&:]
I hate kids with a passion, I work too hard to have a kid break my stuff....
but on a side note, the thing that suprises me, is 18 kids later, and not a single one has a disability.... isnt there some sorta statistic for that crap?
FordDude
05-09-2008, 09:19 PM
I am an only child, and we only have one child. fd
muswang
05-09-2008, 10:20 PM
I have a student in my class that was home schooled...
He's still lost and has no clue what the heck is going on... and it's been THREE months!!
He just sits there, witha a very blank and shocked look on his face...
SaddleUp
05-09-2008, 10:29 PM
I am serious......I could never handle that many children.........
I have two children and quite honestly....they keep my on my toes. I am one of four girls and that was hard enough I am sure on my parents.
However, with that said.......I got the greatest gift today. My two children got off the school bus this afternoon and came running up to the front door with the biggest smiles on their faces.......they had my Mother's Day gifts in their little hands and were sooo excited to give them to me.
What could replace that? :)
EvoStang
05-09-2008, 10:45 PM
ORIGINAL: SaddleUp
I am serious......I could never handle that many children.........
I have two children and quite honestly....they keep my on my toes. I am one of four girls and that was hard enough I am sure on my parents.
However, with that said.......I got the greatest gift today. My two children got off the school bus this afternoon and came running up to the front door with the biggest smiles on their faces.......they had my Mother's Day gifts in their little hands and were sooo excited to give them to me.
Nope. there isnt enough money in the world for me.
but yeah, they are crazy as loons. I have 4 and thats good. I cant say that I wouldnt have wanted 1 more if it wouldnt have been dangerous to my health, but 4 is good.
kngdaka
05-09-2008, 11:14 PM
I think when it comes that time for me two of the little rascals will be quite enough.
SKAR
05-09-2008, 11:23 PM
im 2 of 2
i want 2
s197richie
05-10-2008, 07:55 PM
ORIGINAL: SaddleUp
I am serious......I could never handle that many children.........
I have two children and quite honestly....they keep my on my toes. I am one of four girls and that was hard enough I am sure on my parents.
However, with that said.......I got the greatest gift today. My two children got off the school bus this afternoon and came running up to the front door with the biggest smiles on their faces.......they had my Mother's Day gifts in their little hands and were sooo excited to give them to me.
What could replace that? :)
a brand new Corvette ZR1
a tight little thingwho just turned 18 yesterday
a brand new shiny sportbike
a really really really good pizza pie
poopar sex (I assume)
Gears of War
a big TV with a home theater system
the original "Alien" movie
um that's all I can think of
oh yeah and the original Mad Max
Shelty
05-10-2008, 10:01 PM
ORIGINAL: s197richie
ORIGINAL: SaddleUp
I am serious......I could never handle that many children.........
I have two children and quite honestly....they keep my on my toes. I am one of four girls and that was hard enough I am sure on my parents.
However, with that said.......I got the greatest gift today. My two children got off the school bus this afternoon and came running up to the front door with the biggest smiles on their faces.......they had my Mother's Day gifts in their little hands and were sooo excited to give them to me.
What could replace that? :)
a brand new Corvette ZR1
a tight little thingwho just turned 18 yesterday
a brand new shiny sportbike
a really really really good pizza pie
poopar sex (I assume)
Gears of War
a big TV with a home theater system
the original "Alien" movie
um that's all I can think of
oh yeah and the original Mad Max
haha
dont forget...
personal Cotton candy machine
finding 20 dollars on the ground
a '69 429 Torino GT
a tight little thing who just turned 18 yesterday and her twin sister....
The Orange Box
a Robo-Butler
SaddleUp
05-10-2008, 11:26 PM
ORIGINAL: s197richie
ORIGINAL: SaddleUp
I am serious......I could never handle that many children.........
I have two children and quite honestly....they keep my on my toes. I am one of four girls and that was hard enough I am sure on my parents.
However, with that said.......I got the greatest gift today. My two children got off the school bus this afternoon and came running up to the front door with the biggest smiles on their faces.......they had my Mother's Day gifts in their little hands and were sooo excited to give them to me.
What could replace that? :)
a brand new Corvette ZR1
a tight little thingwho just turned 18 yesterday
a brand new shiny sportbike
a really really really good pizza pie
poopar sex (I assume)
Gears of War
a big TV with a home theater system
the original "Alien" movie
um that's all I can think of
oh yeah and the original Mad Max
All this coming from a man that likes old women........
I didn't see a 50+ year old on your list......or some bare feet either.
Subotai_95
05-11-2008, 04:36 AM
Jeebus 18 friggin kids? lol They HAVE to be either Catholic or Mormon.. lol Maybe Amish I'm not sure, but no way in hell would I ever want, or even be able to support that many kiddos.. Hell right now I'd be happy just to find a woman that a) doesn't act like she weighs 120 when she's almost twice that (I don't know what it is with flubbery chicks but they seem to be multiplying like friggin rabbits, and the good ones are already taken..); and b) doesn't think it's ok to go around phuking everything with two legs and a dick. There have be quality women out there SOMEWHERE.. lol
howarmat
05-11-2008, 07:33 AM
ORIGINAL: SaddleUp
ORIGINAL: s197richie
ORIGINAL: SaddleUp
I am serious......I could never handle that many children.........
I have two children and quite honestly....they keep my on my toes. I am one of four girls and that was hard enough I am sure on my parents.
However, with that said.......I got the greatest gift today. My two children got off the school bus this afternoon and came running up to the front door with the biggest smiles on their faces.......they had my Mother's Day gifts in their little hands and were sooo excited to give them to me.
What could replace that? :)
a brand new Corvette ZR1
a tight little thingwho just turned 18 yesterday
a brand new shiny sportbike
a really really really good pizza pie
poopar sex (I assume)
Gears of War
a big TV with a home theater system
the original "Alien" movie
um that's all I can think of
oh yeah and the original Mad Max
All this coming from a man that likes old women........
I didn't see a 50+ year old on your list......or some bare feet either.
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s197richie
05-11-2008, 11:58 AM
ORIGINAL: s197richie
ORIGINAL: SaddleUp
I am serious......I could never handle that many children.........
I have two children and quite honestly....they keep my on my toes. I am one of four girls and that was hard enough I am sure on my parents.
However, with that said.......I got the greatest gift today. My two children got off the school bus this afternoon and came running up to the front door with the biggest smiles on their faces.......they had my Mother's Day gifts in their little hands and were sooo excited to give them to me.
What could replace that? :)
a brand new Corvette ZR1
a tight little thingwho just turned 18 yesterday
a brand new shiny sportbike
a really really really good pizza pie
poopar sex (I assume)
Gears of War
a big TV with a home theater system
the original "Alien" movie
um that's all I can think of
oh yeah and the original Mad Max
also:
a really good gumming
hot feet
a grey-haired goddess
a really good ep of Futurama
any Family Guy ep (er, not from when they got cancelled twice but the ones since then, with all the really irrelevant cut-away sh!t)