View Full Version : Nominations for president of Off Topic


Joolander
05-09-2008, 01:55 PM
because.... why not? [8D]


nominations will work the same way as we do ROTM:

the first 5 to be nominated, seconded, and accept (in that order) will be on the ballot

oh yeah, no nominating / seconding yourself

99GTvert
05-09-2008, 01:56 PM
K.....

i think we all know who will win this one. how about the rest of the ****?

03_gt_woowee
05-09-2008, 01:56 PM
i vote for my ass

rmodel65
05-09-2008, 01:57 PM
i nominate my lonesome

remicks
05-09-2008, 01:58 PM
ORIGINAL: 03_gt_woowee

i vote for my ass


Second, I love his ass:D

Joolander
05-09-2008, 01:58 PM
ORIGINAL: 99GTvert

K.....

i think we all know who will win this one. how about the rest of the ****?



O RLY? then why not nominate him/her and get this over with

Zanador
05-09-2008, 01:59 PM
I nominate my penguin.


He is so awesome. He bounces back and forth and controls the universe.

brian1570
05-09-2008, 01:59 PM
i nominate joo, redass, and androller

kngdaka
05-09-2008, 02:00 PM
ORIGINAL: Zanador

I nominate my penguin.


He is so awesome. He bounces back and forth and controls the universe.


failure


I nominate NYstang

brian1570
05-09-2008, 02:00 PM
i 2nd nystang

NYstang
05-09-2008, 02:01 PM
Ill nominate the daka.

99GTvert
05-09-2008, 02:01 PM
HAHAAHAHAA@ ANDROLLER!?!


i vote for arm poll.

Jenzpony
05-09-2008, 02:02 PM
2nd for NYstang:)

mattlowe01
05-09-2008, 02:02 PM
I want a nomination :( i deserve something for splooging in my face.

AmericanMuscle4.6GT
05-09-2008, 02:03 PM
nominate americanmuscle4.6GT 2008 ftmfw.

99GTvert
05-09-2008, 02:03 PM
ORIGINAL: mattlowe01

I want a nomination :( i deserve something for splooging in my face.


you deserve a big fat dick in your face.

brian1570
05-09-2008, 02:04 PM
no sorry, we had one of those in office once and it ended w/ his wife running for president...[&o][>:]

Margarita Girl
05-09-2008, 02:04 PM
3rd NY Stang!

mattlowe01
05-09-2008, 02:04 PM
I LOVE FAT DICK

brian1570
05-09-2008, 02:05 PM
NYstang dererves an office for his mspaint skills

rmodel65
05-09-2008, 02:05 PM
ORIGINAL: mattlowe01

I LOVE FAT DICK



gtfo:eek:

Joolander
05-09-2008, 02:06 PM
well nystang should accept already:eek:

mattlowe01
05-09-2008, 02:06 PM
ORIGINAL: rmodel65

ORIGINAL: mattlowe01

I LOVE FAT DICK



gtfo:eek:




**** you asshole.


:D

kngdaka
05-09-2008, 02:09 PM
ORIGINAL: Joolander

well nystang should accept alreadyÂ*:eek:


I think he should just be president already.

NYstang
05-09-2008, 02:14 PM
I accept!

andrewclark
05-09-2008, 02:17 PM
i vote for myselft

/thread

99GTvert
05-09-2008, 02:18 PM
ORIGINAL: andrewclark

i vote for myselft

/thread



go buy a junior cheeseburger and **** it in the bathroom at wendy's because you are too poor to get a regular cheeseburger and too much of a pussy to go get real poon.


fag [8D]


:eek:

Joolander
05-09-2008, 02:22 PM
NYstang is first on the ballott for this position, which, in true OT fashion, is completely useless

we need four more people

1. NYstang
2. ?
3. profit
4. your mom
5. your mom's face

99GTvert
05-09-2008, 02:24 PM
i said arm poll.:eek:


03's ass
armpoll
andrewclark's girlfriend the jr burger

Margarita Girl
05-09-2008, 02:26 PM
I nominate OT Lover.

p.s. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!!

mattlowe01
05-09-2008, 02:26 PM
someone nominate meeee :(

99 GT vert
05-09-2008, 02:27 PM
OT Lover is more of the mom of off topic not the pres.

okbfd
05-09-2008, 02:29 PM
ORIGINAL: 99GTvert

go buy a junior cheeseburger and **** it in the bathroom at wendy's because you are too poor to get a regular cheeseburger and too much of a pussy to go get real poon.



Does anyone else see the irony in this statement????? :D

I second OT lover.......one of the few with any class on here [8D]

99GTvert
05-09-2008, 02:31 PM
ORIGINAL: okbfd

ORIGINAL: 99GTvert

go buy a junior cheeseburger and **** it in the bathroom at wendy's because you are too poor to get a regular cheeseburger and too much of a pussy to go get real poon.



Does anyone else see the irony in this statement????? :D

I second OT lover.......one of the few with any class on here [8D]



:Dshhhh;)

:eek:

okbfd
05-09-2008, 02:32 PM
Sorry.......couldn't help myself :(:D;)

99GTvert
05-09-2008, 02:33 PM
i know i put it out there, don't worry.

SWATSCHOOL
05-09-2008, 02:51 PM
Me..vote for me.

moontang
05-09-2008, 03:03 PM
I probably wouldnt vote for anyone but NYstang, simply because he drives a white v-6; and the fact that some of you dont seserve to president of your local little debbie fan club.Go NY prez of OT '08

Zanador
05-09-2008, 03:05 PM
I nominate Madman.


He may be gone, but he still pulls the strings.

NYstang
05-09-2008, 03:14 PM
I got in the spirit[8D]

smoke96
05-09-2008, 03:14 PM
i nominate myself....... **** all of you.[8D]

AJ03SVT
05-09-2008, 03:15 PM
I vote okbfd because we need someone with age and experience.:D

okbfd
05-09-2008, 03:16 PM
Now AJ be nice [&:]

Burnsy
05-09-2008, 03:19 PM
I second okbfd

AJ03SVT
05-09-2008, 03:20 PM
ACCEPT IT!:D

boostin95cobra
05-09-2008, 03:20 PM
I nominate fiad cause we need an A-rab at the top. Where is he anyways?

okbfd
05-09-2008, 03:22 PM
I promise a Guiness in every hand, a pot in every chicken, a stang in every driveway.......whew....it all went to my head [8D]

ARdoller
05-09-2008, 03:24 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/56/Hammer_sickle_clean.png

AJ03SVT
05-09-2008, 03:24 PM
ORIGINAL: boostin95cobra

I nominate fiad cause we need an A-rab at the top. Where is he anyways?

laa [:@]

boostin95cobra
05-09-2008, 03:26 PM
wth is laa?

Burnsy
05-09-2008, 03:26 PM
ORIGINAL: okbfd

I promise a Guiness in every hand, a pot in every chicken, a stang in every driveway.......whew....it all went to my head [8D]


that is an acceptance if i ever saw one

kngdaka
05-09-2008, 03:27 PM
ORIGINAL: ÅЯđồľŀễŗ

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/56/Hammer_sickle_clean.png



lmao, awesome response

okbfd
05-09-2008, 03:29 PM
ORIGINAL: Burnsy

ORIGINAL: okbfd

I promise a Guiness in every hand, a pot in every chicken, a stang in every driveway.......whew....it all went to my head [8D]


that is an acceptance if i ever saw one




Why of course......the only problem is that we have aemperorof OT......Redass :D

NYstang
05-09-2008, 03:31 PM
so now theres me, OKBFD, who else?

Margarita Girl
05-09-2008, 03:31 PM
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w80/RI99CMH/vote.jpg

okbfd
05-09-2008, 03:34 PM
Ummm.....is a presidential nominee allowed to sneak out of work early??? I hope so, cause I'm outta here early and headed for a nice cool one........see ya'll :D

kngdaka
05-09-2008, 03:35 PM
http://plausibletech.com/delivers.jpg

moontang
05-09-2008, 03:35 PM
i have joind the NYstang committee


(now Ny we must talk assistant possitions i will follow with you but i need something in return)

kngdaka
05-09-2008, 03:36 PM
ORIGINAL: moontang

i have joind the NYstang committee


(now Ny we must talk assistant possitions i will follow with you but i need something in return)


Here's a suck up if I ever saw one

GStam66
05-09-2008, 03:37 PM
Me. ;)

ZerofluxCal
05-09-2008, 03:37 PM
Vote for me and I promise a new set of boobars every day[8D][8D][8D][8D][8D]

5.0LitreSN95
05-09-2008, 03:38 PM
I nominate gclifford!!!

ARdoller
05-09-2008, 03:40 PM
i hear the nominees get a free pass to the front of the ban3d line[8D]

moontang
05-09-2008, 03:41 PM
Who is gclifford?



Im no suckup I just support NY

5.0LitreSN95
05-09-2008, 03:43 PM
Lol, I just searched for the member with the lowest post count and nominated him, I figured this election needed a Ron Paul equivalent;).

/flamesuit on

moontang
05-09-2008, 03:48 PM
anyway http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k247/el_jeepo/presidentsig.jpg

Margarita Girl
05-09-2008, 03:50 PM
ORIGINAL: 5.0LitreSN95

Lol, I just searched for the member with the lowest post count and nominated him, I figured this election needed a Ron Paul equivalent;).

/flamesuit on


I do believe OT Lover has -17.

ARdoller
05-09-2008, 03:52 PM
ORIGINAL: Margarita Girl

ORIGINAL: 5.0LitreSN95

Lol, I just searched for the member with the lowest post count and nominated him, I figured this election needed a Ron Paul equivalent;).

/flamesuit on


I do believe OT Lover has -17.


a woman president? ha! look at hillary, her sh!ts about to hit the fan any second now.[8D]

NYstang
05-09-2008, 03:53 PM
yup. OTlover has the lowest post count of anyone.

99BlackPonyGT
05-09-2008, 03:53 PM
i nominate, second, and accept my own nomination!

5.0LitreSN95
05-09-2008, 03:54 PM
Eh, she didnt register when I went looking. Besides I was actuallylooking for the person with the least experience not the lowest post count.

moontang
05-09-2008, 04:18 PM
i was about to say -17 anyway when do the polls open and when do they close?

NYstang
05-09-2008, 04:26 PM
we need a couple more candidates

Joolander
05-09-2008, 04:38 PM
so far we have

1. NYstang
2. okbfd

possibly 3. OT LOVER (she needs to accept though)


we need three more


oh, and everyone who nominated themselves, you are all disqualified for being to stuopid to read the op

britzeee
05-09-2008, 06:06 PM
i nominate moontang

jthorn9
05-09-2008, 06:09 PM
Hmmm........I guess it will have to be redass.........if a C grade student that droped out of the military, and spent most of his life of drugs can be president then at this rate redass can only do better.:eek::D

AJ03SVT
05-09-2008, 06:47 PM
I don't really care because whoever it is, I'm going to assassinate and take over the job. Might as well pick me from the start, it'll save a lot of innocent blood.

Joolander
05-09-2008, 08:15 PM
wow, this thread was going strong for a while, then BAM! brickwall

NYstang
05-09-2008, 08:23 PM
you say that about many threads

fastbackford351
05-09-2008, 09:28 PM
Failingthe declaration by fiatof myself as Lord Schitt, I throw in behind OKBFD.

Might be the kiss of death for his candidacy but there it is.

OT LOVER
05-09-2008, 09:43 PM
*[speaking into microphone]* While flattered by the nomination and second, I regretfully must decline. I think the hard work and commitment it would take to keep ot as insane as ever would interfere with my ability to be the ot mom, and as you know, once you are a mom nothing comes before that job. Blah blah blah...............blah........................... .................................................. ...............
blah.............................................. .....................................
blah.............................................. .....................................
blah.............................................. .....................................
and in closing I have to state that I think I mustn't vote due to my liking of 99% of the residents of ot.

Thank you and good luck.;)

LMBO

andrewclark
05-09-2008, 10:02 PM
^b!tch

campain speech

" vote for me and you all get 1 free admission to a ride in.......






































my car"

thank you and good night

You stay classy mustangforums;)

07BeastGT
05-09-2008, 10:03 PM
MattLowe

OT LOVER
05-09-2008, 10:04 PM
UH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and there is the other1%. lol

SKAR
05-09-2008, 10:05 PM
can i nomiate myself


if not heres my speech anyways


ford sucks:eek:

Jenzpony
05-09-2008, 10:06 PM
I would second Mattlowe but in seconding mattlowe i would be terrified of the results

(insert the possible future of mattlowe as ot president)
Forum topics would be:
~Learning how to splooge in your own face 101
~Live Penzor and Vag talk
~In the butt!!!!
~I bang with my 4 banger


ya no thanks mattlowe

NYstang
05-09-2008, 10:07 PM
I will make a comic for jizzface

Joolander
05-09-2008, 10:11 PM
ORIGINAL: Jenzpony

I would second Mattlowe but in seconding mattlowe i would be terrified of the results

(insert the possible future of mattlowe as ot president)
Forum topics would be:
~Learning how to splooge in your own face 101
~Live Penzor and Vag talk
~In the butt!!!!
~I bang with my 4 banger


ya no thanks mattlowe



how is that different than now? [8D]


anyway, OT LOVER, this is a completely ceremonial position, like the queen of england... except theres no money or respect involved

SKAR
05-09-2008, 10:11 PM
i vote nystang


(and if the earlier comment made anyone bitcy, yeah ford sucks, but mustangs i dont consider fords so..... and im even weraing one of my ford racing shirts:eek:, so wash the sand ot of your vagina)

OT LOVER
05-09-2008, 10:15 PM
ORIGINAL: Joolander

ORIGINAL: Jenzpony

I would second Mattlowe but in seconding mattlowe i would be terrified of the results

(insert the possible future of mattlowe as ot president)
Forum topics would be:
~Learning how to splooge in your own face 101
~Live Penzor and Vag talk
~In the butt!!!!
~I bang with my 4 banger


ya no thanks mattlowe



how is that different than now? [8D]


anyway, OT LOVER, this is a completely ceremonial position, like the queen of england... except theres no money or respect involved




LOL. so is my ot-mom position.

Joolander
05-09-2008, 10:18 PM
cmon... instead of telling merely telling us what you made for breakfast, you could give a "state of the kitchen" address [8D]

OT LOVER
05-09-2008, 10:20 PM
lol okay, it doesnt matter to me.

andrewclark
05-09-2008, 10:20 PM
i vote for mattlowe too.

mattlowe01
05-09-2008, 10:21 PM
edit:

nevermind, i accept :D:D:D

Joolander
05-09-2008, 10:23 PM
ORIGINAL: OT LOVER

lol okay, it doesnt matter to me.



so is that an acceptance?



so far we have

NYstang
okbfd
mattlowe01

OT LOVER
05-09-2008, 10:24 PM
I accept.

Joolander
05-09-2008, 10:25 PM
ok then

NYstang
okbfd
mattlowe01
OT LOVER

and we need one more

spoke2go1
05-09-2008, 10:25 PM
I nominate sxgt!!!

I mean he goes both ways after all...

Joolander
05-09-2008, 10:26 PM
kirby is exempt

because ______________

andrewclark
05-09-2008, 10:29 PM
ORIGINAL: mattlowe01

edit:

nevermind, i accept :D:D:D


you have to make me ur right hand man if you win[>:]

Joolander
05-09-2008, 10:30 PM
ORIGINAL: andrewclark

ORIGINAL: mattlowe01

edit:

nevermind, i accept :D:D:D


you have to make me ur right hand man if you win[>:]



presidential HJ? [&:][&:][&:][:'(][:'(][:'(]

andrewclark
05-09-2008, 10:31 PM
are you asking for one[&:]

Joolander
05-09-2008, 10:32 PM
im not the president, but i would like a ZJ

andrewclark
05-09-2008, 10:36 PM
[sm=americanasmiley.gif] mattlowe for President

NYstang
05-09-2008, 10:44 PM
NYstang > mattlowe.

I dont believe or act in the ways offriendly fire!

timeformiller44
05-09-2008, 10:47 PM
**** it.. i win..to damn bad for everybody else

stangman94
05-09-2008, 11:14 PM
.....

Burnsy
05-09-2008, 11:23 PM
yeah, the new sig is sick

mattlowe01
05-09-2008, 11:28 PM
gotchya andrewclark :) we both have such creative usernames...

im gonna make me a sig :)

Lord Ashram
05-09-2008, 11:33 PM
Of course, whoever becomes prez will need a cabinet.

What, Sec of Def.

Sec of State.

What else could work? Sec of Poopar?

BTW, I nominate Red if it hasn't happened yet.

mattlowe01
05-09-2008, 11:40 PM
Well, we would need

Department of SXGT Bashing
Department of the Demoralizing of (retarded)S197 Owners
Secretary of Poopars n' Boobars (Will need to post at least one epic rack or one epic ass per day)
and more departments and secretarys and officers as we see need for

We shall also need an army. Definatly an army, and a flag. The official flag of OT.

VOTE MATTLOWE01 FOR OT PRESIDENT!!!!

03_gt_woowee
05-09-2008, 11:48 PM
has my ass won the election yet

mattlowe01
05-09-2008, 11:50 PM
if you vote for me, ill make you the official ass of OT


:D


or your ass the official ass of OT

NYstang
05-09-2008, 11:53 PM
I will do everything in my power to turn mattlowe's status into "Captain jizzface"

mattlowe01
05-09-2008, 11:54 PM
I love jizz on my face













but dont call me jizzface

boostin95cobra
05-10-2008, 12:23 AM
I hope red puts whoever wins this on PA.:D

connor90
05-10-2008, 12:26 AM
i nominate imnotmy77stang

EvoStang
05-10-2008, 12:27 AM
ORIGINAL: connor90

i nominate imnotmy77stang
Seconded.

99GTvert
05-10-2008, 12:27 AM
ORIGINAL: boostin95cobra

I hope red puts whoever wins this on PA.:D


+1

03_gt_woowee
05-10-2008, 12:29 AM
i'm sexy

99GTvert
05-10-2008, 12:29 AM
ORIGINAL: 03_gt_woowee

i'm gay



go get fudgepacked.

03_gt_woowee
05-10-2008, 12:31 AM
ORIGINAL: 99GTvert

ORIGINAL: 03_gt_woowee

i'm gay



go get fudgepacked.



you wish virgin

99GTvert
05-10-2008, 12:32 AM
.....and?

brian1570
05-10-2008, 12:45 AM
so when is the election?

brian1570
05-10-2008, 12:47 AM
oh and i say that the candidates should make flags and what not like jizzface was saying.

moontang
05-10-2008, 03:00 AM
this thread picked back up but i must ask is it not obvious that NY will be the best choice

Let us think ofposting OT nongirl threadsas the means of developing our greatest abilities, because in each of us there is a private hope and dream which includes lots of boobars, booze, and mustangs; inwhich the pick two law residesthat when fulfilled, can be translated into benefit for everyone and greater strength for our boards.

vote NYstang OT PREZ 08

SXGT
05-10-2008, 03:21 AM
I dont think mods or admins should be able to run. I nominate Hisss04Cobra

okbfd
05-10-2008, 08:55 AM
ORIGINAL: Burnsy

ORIGINAL: okbfd

I promise a Guiness in every hand, a pot in every chicken, a stang in every driveway.......whew....it all went to my head [8D]


that is an acceptance if i ever saw one




Boy, this campaign trail is tough......logging in on the weekend is hard work :D
As president I would offer:
--experience, experience, experience on all the important issues like:
------alcohol: ex-bartender
------women: divorced twice and in the process of the third [8D]
------school: several degrees and went to a serious party school
------cars: grew up in the muscle car era
------politics: can argue nicely....sometimes
------boobars: yes, I support them
------balance: ballroom dancer and hetero, martial arts instructor

Sooo........in conclusion......what more can a guy/gal ask for? I'm old like McCain, Progressive like Obama, and have had spouses cheat on me like Hillary [&:]

Vote BFD for OT President!!! [sm=americanasmiley.gif]

Joolander
05-10-2008, 09:35 AM
we need one more candidate before the election

99BlackPonyGT
05-10-2008, 09:43 AM
i nominate 03 gt woowee, *only if i cant nominate myself*

Hisss04Cobra
05-10-2008, 09:44 AM
I'm going to accept my single nomination.

:):)

99BlackPonyGT
05-10-2008, 09:46 AM
i think hisss needs to be seconded before he can accept the nomination...so ill second hisss just so we can get to the real election since nystang is going to win anyways lol

Hisss04Cobra
05-10-2008, 09:46 AM
Accepted x2.

:):D;)

Joolander
05-10-2008, 09:49 AM
well
then

we have our 5 candidates, in order of acceptance

NYstang
okbfd
mattlowe01
OT LOVER
Hisss04Cobra