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72MachOne99GT -> Farts that hurt before they come out (5/8/2008 10:19:44 PM)

Yea.

Had Taco Bell for lunch today, and just destroyed 2 bottled waters and a 12oz Hawaiian Punch.

Now my stomach hurts and my farts stink bad.

Crazy part is they hurt before coming out, while I'm farting, but then I start to feel a bit better until I can smell them; at which time my stomach begins to hurt again, and the cylce repeats.

Farts are cool.

  
simpsonfan13 -> RE: Farts that hurt before they come out (5/8/2008 10:21:10 PM)

omg...
wtf.....
has OT sunk THIS low?

AmericanMuscle4.6GT -> RE: Farts that hurt before they come out (5/8/2008 10:21:45 PM)

you just **** yourself.

72MachOne99GT -> RE: Farts that hurt before they come out (5/8/2008 10:22:00 PM)

Sunk?

Since when are bodily functions too low of which to speak?

We all do them, I just want to see what everyone thinks about ones that hurt.

Slicktastyk Matt -> RE: Farts that hurt before they come out (5/8/2008 10:26:36 PM)

Diarrhea...

Trust me, I know these things. I'm like the **** king.

AmericanMuscle4.6GT -> RE: Farts that hurt before they come out (5/8/2008 10:31:33 PM)

^^^^someone change his title to "Diarrhea King"


72MachOne99GT -> RE: Farts that hurt before they come out (5/8/2008 10:36:49 PM)

Me? Not me.. I don't have loose stool..

just farts that upset my stomach, hurt coming out, make me feel better, then stink.

I did almost **** myself at work the other day.

iraziel -> RE: Farts that hurt before they come out (5/8/2008 10:37:25 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: AmericanMuscle4.6GT

^^^^someone change his title to "Diarrhea King"




+1

I just want to see it happen [8D]

simpsonfan13 -> RE: Farts that hurt before they come out (5/8/2008 10:39:24 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: iraziel

quote:

ORIGINAL: AmericanMuscle4.6GT

^^^^someone change his title to "Diarrhea King"




+1

I just want to see it happen [8D]
agreed

72MachOne99GT -> RE: Farts that hurt before they come out (5/8/2008 10:44:07 PM)

You want to see diarhea?

Some of you know by now what picture may be about to make its way into this thread if you're not careful.

35thAnni99GT -> RE: Farts that hurt before they come out (5/8/2008 10:45:23 PM)

tubgirl ftw

72MachOne99GT -> RE: Farts that hurt before they come out (5/8/2008 10:48:26 PM)

no


mikemc04gt -> RE: Farts that hurt before they come out (5/9/2008 1:10:22 AM)

All farts hurt eventually, that's why you have to let them go. Eggs are the worst.

laserredgt -> RE: Farts that hurt before they come out (5/9/2008 7:23:02 AM)

lol i couldnt stop laughing while reading the o.p. it was so funny

trickdriller -> RE: Farts that hurt before they come out (5/9/2008 9:28:08 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: 72MachOne99GT

Yea.

Had Taco Bell for lunch today, and just destroyed 2 bottled waters and a 12oz Hawaiian Punch.

Now my stomach hurts and my farts stink bad.

Crazy part is they hurt before coming out, while I'm farting, but then I start to feel a bit better until I can smell them; at which time my stomach begins to hurt again, and the cylce repeats.

Farts are cool.



There isn't much in this Forum that makes me laugh too much, but that one was pretty friggen good.  I'm just going to sit here and giggle about your gas problems[:D]

99 GT vert -> RE: Farts that hurt before they come out (5/9/2008 9:30:55 AM)

i had the farts last night and i even farted on your car to

72MachOne99GT -> RE: Farts that hurt before they come out (5/9/2008 9:49:36 AM)

My car was at my house, and you were having sex with a man last night.

And you werent at my house, and I was with my car.

So if you finish the equation, you werent with me.

99 GT vert -> RE: Farts that hurt before they come out (5/9/2008 9:58:39 AM)

no your car was at work and i left a note under your windshield wiper and i was not having sex with a man at least i dont remember it 

SumterBoy -> RE: Farts that hurt before they come out (5/9/2008 12:34:10 PM)

You should hold your farts till you get into a crowded elevator and then let it go and share it with everybody. [&o][&o][&o][&o][&o]

LS1less -> RE: Farts that hurt before they come out (5/9/2008 2:18:54 PM)

lol anal seepage is the worst!

  

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