Had Taco Bell for lunch today, and just destroyed 2 bottled waters and a 12oz Hawaiian Punch.
Now my stomach hurts and my farts stink bad.
Crazy part is they hurt before coming out, while I'm farting, but then I start to feel a bit better until I can smell them; at which time my stomach begins to hurt again, and the cylce repeats.
Farts are cool.
simpsonfan13
05-09-2008, 12:21 AM
omg...
wtf.....
has OT sunk THIS low?
AmericanMuscle4.6GT
05-09-2008, 12:21 AM
you just **** yourself.
72MachOne99GT
05-09-2008, 12:22 AM
Sunk?
Since when are bodily functions too low of which to speak?
We all do them, I just want to see what everyone thinks about ones that hurt.
Slicktastyk Matt
05-09-2008, 12:26 AM
Diarrhea...
Trust me, I know these things. I'm like the **** king.
AmericanMuscle4.6GT
05-09-2008, 12:31 AM
^^^^someone change his title to "Diarrhea King"
72MachOne99GT
05-09-2008, 12:36 AM
Me? Not me.. I don't have loose stool..
just farts that upset my stomach, hurt coming out, make me feel better, then stink.
I did almost **** myself at work the other day.
iraziel
05-09-2008, 12:37 AM
ORIGINAL: AmericanMuscle4.6GT
^^^^someone change his title to "Diarrhea King"
+1
I just want to see it happen [8D]
simpsonfan13
05-09-2008, 12:39 AM
ORIGINAL: iraziel
ORIGINAL: AmericanMuscle4.6GT
^^^^someone change his title to "Diarrhea King"
+1
I just want to see it happen [8D]
agreed
72MachOne99GT
05-09-2008, 12:44 AM
You want to see diarhea?
Some of you know by now what picture may be about to make its way into this thread if you're not careful.
35thAnni99GT
05-09-2008, 12:45 AM
tubgirl ftw
72MachOne99GT
05-09-2008, 12:48 AM
no
mikemc04gt
05-09-2008, 03:10 AM
All farts hurt eventually, that's why you have to let them go. Eggs are the worst.
laserredgt
05-09-2008, 09:23 AM
lol i couldnt stop laughing while reading the o.p. it was so funny
trickdriller
05-09-2008, 11:28 AM
ORIGINAL: 72MachOne99GT
Yea.
Had Taco Bell for lunch today, and just destroyed 2 bottled waters and a 12oz Hawaiian Punch.
Now my stomach hurts and my farts stink bad.
Crazy part is they hurt before coming out, while I'm farting, but then I start to feel a bit better until I can smell them; at which time my stomach begins to hurt again, and the cylce repeats.
Farts are cool.
There isn't much in this Forum that makes me laugh too much, but that one was pretty friggen good. I'm just going to sit here and giggle about your gas problems:D
99 GT vert
05-09-2008, 11:30 AM
i had the farts last night and i even farted on your car to
72MachOne99GT
05-09-2008, 11:49 AM
My car was at my house, and you were having sex with a man last night.
And you werent at my house, and I was with my car.
So if you finish the equation, you werent with me.
99 GT vert
05-09-2008, 11:58 AM
no your car was at work and i left a note under your windshield wiper and i was not having sex with a man at least i dont remember it
SumterBoy
05-09-2008, 02:34 PM
You should hold your farts till you get into a crowded elevator and then let it go and share it with everybody. [&o][&o][&o][&o][&o]
LS1less
05-09-2008, 04:18 PM
lol !!!
Explosive
05-09-2008, 04:22 PM
Try White Castle.
baddog671
05-09-2008, 07:58 PM
Lol, a few weeks back I had the worst gas cramps I've ever had. Actually dropped me to my knees in my gf's bathroom..
It wasn't gas though, the next day I took the biggest **** of my life.
72MachOne99GT
05-09-2008, 10:51 PM
they went away today! NOT ANY CRAMPING FTW
Slicktastyk Matt
05-10-2008, 01:38 AM
No diarrhea? WTF I fail. :(
But just for fun, this is usually what happens to me when I get aches and stanky farts...