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Old 05-09-2008, 12:19 AM   #1
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Yea.

Had Taco Bell for lunch today, and just destroyed 2 bottled waters and a 12oz Hawaiian Punch.

Now my stomach hurts and my farts stink bad.

Crazy part is they hurt before coming out, while I'm farting, but then I start to feel a bit better until I can smell them; at which time my stomach begins to hurt again, and the cylce repeats.

Farts are cool.
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Old 05-09-2008, 12:21 AM   #2
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omg...
wtf.....
has OT sunk THIS low?
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Old 05-09-2008, 12:21 AM   #3
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you just **** yourself.
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Old 05-09-2008, 12:22 AM   #4
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Sunk?

Since when are bodily functions too low of which to speak?

We all do them, I just want to see what everyone thinks about ones that hurt.
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Old 05-09-2008, 12:26 AM   #5
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Diarrhea...

Trust me, I know these things. I'm like the **** king.
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Old 05-09-2008, 12:31 AM   #6
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^^^^someone change his title to "Diarrhea King"

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Old 05-09-2008, 12:36 AM   #7
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Me? Not me.. I don't have loose stool..

just farts that upset my stomach, hurt coming out, make me feel better, then stink.

I did almost **** myself at work the other day.
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Old 05-09-2008, 12:37 AM   #8
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^^^^someone change his title to "Diarrhea King"
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I just want to see it happen [8D]
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^^^^someone change his title to "Diarrhea King"
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I just want to see it happen [8D]
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Old 05-09-2008, 12:44 AM   #10
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You want to see diarhea?

Some of you know by now what picture may be about to make its way into this thread if you're not careful.
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