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yeah dude, the left turn lane is the merging lane....

  

99GTvert -> yeah dude, the left turn lane is the merging lane.... (5/8/2008 12:03:48 PM)

what the ****.  why do people make a turn into the left turn lane, and then drive for 15 seconds trying to merge into traffic?

had a guy trying to merge where i had to get into the left turn lane, and i got in anyway and beat the **** out of my horn so he comes stopping within feet of my car and i just sat there staring at him. 

me [8|]

him "WTF is your problem man?!"

me [8|]

him "WHAT?"

me [;)]

him "fjaodjgoainekaj r;je r rjwkl..."

at this point i just revved the motor and drove right into him as he fell back into a black hole, never to appear again within my sights.


yes, that was fictional

  
35thAnni99GT -> RE: yeah dude, the left turn lane is the merging lane.... (5/8/2008 12:08:33 PM)

You ran him over?

99GTvert -> RE: yeah dude, the left turn lane is the merging lane.... (5/8/2008 12:11:38 PM)

yeah.

then i ate his remains that were left on my windshield.

okbfd -> RE: yeah dude, the left turn lane is the merging lane.... (5/8/2008 12:21:48 PM)

Ummm.......shrooms??  [8|]

35thAnni99GT -> RE: yeah dude, the left turn lane is the merging lane.... (5/8/2008 12:23:10 PM)

He disappeared into a black hole which makes me think he was trying to divide on a calculator and when you hit him it accidentally made him divide by zero.

drhoward -> RE: yeah dude, the left turn lane is the merging lane.... (5/8/2008 12:52:21 PM)

He might have just made a mistake and not realised it was a turning lane


But I have done the same thing....I almost hit a guy once doing that[:D]

86 5.0L -> RE: yeah dude, the left turn lane is the merging lane.... (5/8/2008 2:37:41 PM)

maybe you should do some barrel rolls next time, that'll show him  [:)]

kngdaka -> RE: yeah dude, the left turn lane is the merging lane.... (5/8/2008 2:38:30 PM)

people do it all around me all the time. I purposely speed up so they don't get in front of me with their little accelerating lane trick.

EvoStang -> RE: yeah dude, the left turn lane is the merging lane.... (5/8/2008 2:42:17 PM)

Scuicide lane?

Explosive -> RE: yeah dude, the left turn lane is the merging lane.... (5/8/2008 3:19:21 PM)

This reminds me of a huge thing that pisses me off. I'ma draw a diagram on MS paint. one sec.

Explosive -> RE: yeah dude, the left turn lane is the merging lane.... (5/8/2008 3:30:15 PM)

Alright. A major intersection you go through on the way home from school. So basically you have the traffic light. Your left and right hand turn lanes. Last year they put in a CVS Pharmacy. The drive happens to line up with the traffic lights left hand turn lane. So every jackass going to CVS thinks the traffic lights left turn lane is a CVS entrance left turn lane. So I am going down the road approaching MY turn lane and some asshat if facing me in my own lane. so basically we end up sitting there headlight to headlight while asshat waits for traffic to clear. It pisses me off so much now that I just lay on the horn and flash my brights while they wait IN MY LANE for traffic to clear and watch them get all embarassed.

Pic I made with paint. Skillz.


[img]http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x199/BucketPhoto1234/IDIOT.jpg[/img]

So in the pic you have the green box in the middle, that the traffic light. Then the right/straight and left turn lanes. The blue box labeled me is me in my truck sitting in the turn lane and the green box labeled idiot is the ass hat. The red arrow labeled drive in pointing to the section people go into the CVS at. I put the lines for refrence. The large green arrow shows their path. This is something that drives me insane...



99GTvert -> RE: yeah dude, the left turn lane is the merging lane.... (5/8/2008 3:32:03 PM)

i've taken ****s that look better than that diagram.

ZerofluxCal -> RE: yeah dude, the left turn lane is the merging lane.... (5/8/2008 3:33:16 PM)

LOL @ Ms Paint Attempt [8D][8D][8D][8D][8D][8D][8D][8D][8D][8D][8D]

jperz89lx -> RE: yeah dude, the left turn lane is the merging lane.... (5/8/2008 3:35:37 PM)

[8|]lol

Explosive -> RE: yeah dude, the left turn lane is the merging lane.... (5/8/2008 3:36:08 PM)

I know I was pissed and just threw it together. Plus I'm left handed but a computer mouse is made for right handed peeps so It's like writing and drawing with my opposite hand.

99GTvert -> RE: yeah dude, the left turn lane is the merging lane.... (5/8/2008 3:37:50 PM)

that blows.  is your mouse designed for the right palm, or is it kind of symetrical?  maybe you can switch it to the other side of the keyboard...

Explosive -> RE: yeah dude, the left turn lane is the merging lane.... (5/8/2008 3:40:21 PM)

Nope, it made for the right hand. but I've always used right handed mice so I'm used to surfing and clicking and stuff. Now if you want enterainment watch my mom. Shes left handed and has to hold the mouse in her left hand but the mouse is a righty so it looks retarded....

Explosive -> RE: yeah dude, the left turn lane is the merging lane.... (5/8/2008 3:41:50 PM)

Holy crap, just look a close look at it. I guess I could use it in the left hand. But I've used it in the right my whole life. Back in first grade I went to catholic school and they were nazis and thats where I first learned how to use a computer. Proably half the reason I do a lot of stuff right or left handed.

ZerofluxCal -> RE: yeah dude, the left turn lane is the merging lane.... (5/8/2008 3:59:02 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Explosive

Holy crap, just look a close look at it. I guess I could use it in the left hand. But I've used it in the right my whole life. Back in first grade I went to catholic school and they were nazis and thats where I first learned how to use a computer. Proably half the reason I do a lot of stuff right or left handed.




ummm who keeps a mouse for 20 - 30 + yearS?[&:][&:][&:][&:]

Explosive -> RE: yeah dude, the left turn lane is the merging lane.... (5/8/2008 4:00:48 PM)

Not the same mouse smart ass. I'm saying the schools computers. I was always taought how a right handed person would be taught.

  

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