what the ****. why do people make a turn into the left turn lane, and then drive for 15 seconds trying to merge into traffic?

had a guy trying to merge where i had to get into the left turn lane, and i got in anyway and beat the **** out of my horn so he comes stopping within feet of my car and i just sat there staring at him.

me :eek:

him "WTF is your problem man?!"

me :eek:

him "WHAT?"

me;)

him "fjaodjgoainekaj r;je r rjwkl..."

at this point i just revved the motor and drove right into him as he fell back into a black hole, never to appear again within my sights.


yes, that was fictional

You ran him over?

yeah.

then i ate his remains that were left on my windshield.

Ummm.......shrooms?? :eek:

He disappeared into a black hole which makes me think he was trying to divide on a calculator and when you hit him it accidentally made him divide by zero.

He might have just made a mistake and not realised it was a turning lane


But I have done the same thing....I almost hit a guy once doing that:D

maybe you should do some barrel rolls next time, that'll show him :)

people do it all around me all the time. I purposely speed up so they don't get in front of me with their little accelerating lane trick.

Scuicide lane?

This reminds me of a huge thing that pisses me off. I'ma draw a diagram on MS paint. one sec.

Alright. A major intersection you go through on the way home from school. So basically you have the traffic light. Your left and right hand turn lanes. Last year they put in a CVS Pharmacy. The drive happens to line up with the traffic lights left hand turn lane. So every jackass going to CVS thinks the traffic lights left turn lane is a CVS entrance left turn lane. So I am going down the road approaching MY turn lane and some asshat if facing me in my own lane. so basically we end up sitting there headlight to headlight while asshat waits for traffic to clear. It pisses me off so much now that I just lay on the horn and flash my brights while they wait IN MY LANE for traffic to clear and watch them get all embarassed.

Pic I made with paint. Skillz.


http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x199/BucketPhoto1234/IDIOT.jpg

So in the pic you have the green box in the middle, that the traffic light. Then the right/straight and left turn lanes. The blue box labeled me is me in my truck sitting in the turn lane and the green box labeled idiot is the ass hat. The red arrow labeled drive in pointing to the section people go into the CVS at. I put the lines for refrence. The large green arrow shows their path. This is something that drives me insane...

i've taken ****s that look better than that diagram.

LOL @ Ms Paint Attempt[8D][8D][8D][8D][8D][8D][8D][8D][8D][8D][8D]

:eek:lol

I know I was pissed and just threw it together. Plus I'm left handed but a computer mouse is made for right handed peeps so It's like writing and drawing with my opposite hand.

that blows. is your mouse designed for the right palm, or is it kind of symetrical? maybe you can switch it to the other side of the keyboard...

Nope, it made for the right hand. but I've always used right handed mice so I'm used to surfing and clicking and stuff. Now if you want enterainment watch my mom. Shes left handed and has to hold the mouse in her left hand but the mouse is a righty so it looks retarded....

Holy crap, just look a close look at it. I guess I could use it in the left hand. But I've used it in the right my whole life. Back in first grade I went to catholic school and they were nazis and thats where I first learned how to use a computer. Proably half the reason I do a lot of stuff right or left handed.

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Holy crap, just look a close look at it. I guess I could use it in the left hand. But I've used it in the right my whole life. Back in first grade I went to catholic school and they were nazis and thats where I first learned how to use a computer. Proably half the reason I do a lot of stuff right or left handed.




ummm who keeps a mouse for 20 - 30 + yearS?[&:][&:][&:][&:]

Not the same mouse smart ass. I'm saying the schools computers. I was always taought how a right handed person would be taught.

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Not the same mouse smart ass. I'm saying the schools computers. I was always taought how a right handed person would be taught.



LLOOLLL I know I know I was just buggin yah :D:D:D

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what the ****. why do people make a turn into the left turn lane, and then drive for 15 seconds trying to merge into traffic?


my mom does that.

i pull out into the turn lane too, except i floor it and beat whoevers beside me, forming my own little civilian race.
look at me bish, my car is fast.





































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Thats why we are making S197 work camps.

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Not the same mouse smart ass. I'm saying the schools computers. I was always taught how a right handed person would be taught.



Because that's the right way. Why should teachers have to modify their class to teach you the incorrect way of doing something?

...you were taught how to use a mouse???

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Not the same mouse smart ass. I'm saying the schools computers. I was always taught how a right handed person would be taught.



Because that's the right way. Why should teachers have to modify their class to teach you the incorrect way of doing something?



because that would be the left way. [8D]

Back on topic...

Everyone does it here in FL and it pisses me off. Somtimes I can understand though because traffic can be apain when you have to make a left onto a 4 lane rd with no traffic light. Most of it is the idiots we have driving here but some of it is due to poor road design [:@].

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Back on topic...



Pardon me for posting Off Topic oh wise one