on msn, im so ****ing cool.............

ive had a "crush" for 3 years

got the balls to ask

were "discussing it"

im waiting for the expected rejection

shes ****ing HOT

OMG, like no way.

i demand a picture of this "hot" you speak of.

http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z260/65gt/Tits%20of%20GTFO/tog2-1.jpg

ill try, and there is plenty of tits,

and must i post a picture of my shirtless again, theres probably more hair since last time, and that was like chewbacca

No, not again.

ok fine

and also no pics of her, too hot

and i dont have/ cant find any[>:]

wait were you the one who had the probleme of the last resort girl who you did and then you got obsessed with you or something is this goin to turn in to a full fleged girl probkem thread if it does /life fag

uhh no

idont think that would be

last girl for me i dated for like 5 months, nightly sex, FT ****ING WIN, but it ended up being just fighting and sex

mortal kombat 69 fighting and sex FTW

screaming fighting FTL ecspecially well driving in traffic, ppl are like WTF

roadhead=no fighting in the car.

bmw with no tilt wheel and seat that didnt go back FTL

and im like 10 seconds away from hearing a no from her, i swear, lol

heres how well its going

robertaRENEGADE says:
i basically told you already, im ****ed for sundays, this here commiting thing is actually makin me pretty ancy, and dont appreciate you paying, actually hate dancing (im too pimp), anddd my god, im too poor to buy a dress and ****...not sure if theres anything else...
§ëãņ says:
where that>
§ëãņ says:
its more of a party then a dance
§ëãņ says:
and youll be home early enough

ORIGINAL: SKAR

bmw with no tilt wheel and seat that didnt go back FTL

and im like 10 seconds away from hearing a no from her, i swear, lol


well history does tend to repeat itself.

ummm... you=fail.

you gotta ask in the best way possible.

example: the way i did it. i made fortune cookies, andtook her out to eat chinese with me. before i picked her up i asked the waitresses if they would give these to us, instead of the wrapped ones,when we were done eating. they did, and she said yes. I WIN!!


the cookies cooling off at the house:

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/2504/homemadefortunecookiesdw4.jpg

"Put on your dancing shoes. Its time to have a ball!" :
http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/6017/putonyourdancingshoesitmg7.jpg

http://youtube.com/watch?v=0PsB8HuRLiA

cool idea, but im more ghetto, we always talk all gangsterish on msn to eachother, and she said she was a pimp, i said i was a whore

then i said "can i be your whore?"



not only am i smooth, but im classy too

noyour just a failure

ORIGINAL: moontang

noyour just a failure



i would.........





have to agree

she has to work the mornignafter, and i said its fine, we can leae whenever you want, and then shes like "i dont want to make you leave early"


blah blah bah

you just failed soooo hard dude.

im betting that she shows up to the prom after she says all of this to you. sux

im not a failure yet

yet

ummm....lets see....bs after bs after bs....shes gonna say no.

well when i frst asked, she said she wasnt even planning on going to her own (next year)

shes realy not into the whole "thing"

like highschool events

that means no[:-]

mhmm. im just messin with ya man. good luck to ya.

(and i know how it feels to be rejected to prom, so im hopin it goes well for ya.) it wasnt from the fortune cookies, those were for senior ball....prom was different. though id have to say, the way i asked her to prom was ballin too

its a nice way of saying no sorry dude

ORIGINAL: black_89gt

mhmm. im just messin with ya man. good luck to ya.

(and i know how it feels to be rejected to prom, so im hopin it goes well for ya.) it wasnt from the fortune cookies, those were for senior ball....prom was different. though id have to say, the way i asked her to prom was ballin too

what did ya hire a sky writer or something?[&:]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=L2JfY-nVaqg

yeah, im gonna keep trying until she says no straight out

at which time everyone can enjoy my fail, lol

ugghhh couldnt you just wait to see her tommorow and ask? it sucks doing it when you cant see each others expressions

uhh i go to college shes in gr.11, this is my graduating class this year (i got out early on a special program)

ORIGINAL: simpsonfan13

ORIGINAL: black_89gt

mhmm. im just messin with ya man. good luck to ya.

(and i know how it feels to be rejected to prom, so im hopin it goes well for ya.) it wasnt from the fortune cookies, those were for senior ball....prom was different. though id have to say, the way i asked her to prom was ballin too

what did ya hire a sky writer or something?[&:]



no, i have a 5 foot tall wooden easter bunny that we put up in our yard every year. i printed out the letters P-R-O-M-? and taped them to it around the bottom. i also gotan easter basket and filled it with plastic eggs with candy inside, and a big egg in the middle of the basket with a picture of me and the wooden easter bunny in it. and set it up in her front yard at 2:00am easter morning.

ORIGINAL: SKAR

on msn, im so ****ing cool.............

ive had a "crush" for 3 years

got the balls to ask

were "discussing it"

im waiting for the expected rejection

shes ****ing HOT




lol you got the balls to ask on msn why not in person

I should uninvite here

i would ask in person, but i wont be able to see her until lke next tuesday

ORIGINAL: SKAR

i would ask in person, but i wont be able to see her until lke next tuesday


why

are you still in business man?

i work till 6:30 tomorow, friday got class, saturday got family **** (my birthday), sunday she works (some farm),monday i have class till 6, tuesday i work till 5:30 so i could probably stop by her place then

yeah still in business

maybe i should get an award for longest delayed fail

robertaRENEGADE says:
truth-be-told i didnt want to go, but now i feel guilty for being selfish, so way-to-go-how
robertaRENEGADE says:
hoe*
§ëãņ says:
lol
§ëãņ says:
well then its no?

haha dont be so hard on yourself...unless you really do fail

hmm...you probably should have asked 'well then its yes?'

great screen names lol

ORIGINAL: SKAR

robertaRENEGADE says:
truth-be-told i didnt want to go, but now i feel guilty for being selfish, so way-to-go-how
robertaRENEGADE says:
hoe*
§ëãņ says:
lol
§ëãņ says:
well then its no?

Dude.... Youre doing it all wrong. [&:] Youre pretty much giving her reason after reason for rejecting you.

yes, we rock

§ëãņ says:
well then its no?
robertaRENEGADE says:
i dont know, i feel guilty, and i hate feeling guilty...man, i hate you right now
§ëãņ says:
dont go out of guilt, i oly want you to go if you want to
robertaRENEGADE says:
im "blinded by guilt" i'll get back to you
§ëãņ says:
alright

so, that means she said yes?

fail

what should i be saying then?

no she is like avoiding it

lol

You should tell her that if she went she could see your totally cool purple heart.

trbo your thinking of sxgt



im straight and dont wear chicks clothes

just leave it alone for the night/next day, and call her tomorrow.

you should tell her that its the only night shell ever be wit a real man lol...

****, sorry man. I'm kinda tired right now, not meant as an insult lol. I would never insult somebody that badly on purpose :D

nope, im going for fail TONIGHT

ORIGINAL: black_89gt

hmm...you probably should have asked 'well then its yes?'


LMAO

SKAR, you're being a huge pussy talking to this chick. It's almost painful to watch.

Forget her, close the chat window and go bag another skank to take to the prom. Jesus.

:D

call her then and stop messaging, you will get a lot more done a lot faster than im'ing

haha he said skank:D

ORIGINAL: raubt

ORIGINAL: black_89gt

hmm...you probably should have asked 'well then its yes?'


LMAO

SKAR, you're being a huge pussy talking to this chick. It's almost painful to watch.

Forget her, close the chat window and go bag another skank to take to the prom. Jesus.

:D




+1 i was trying to go with this one chick to homecoming and she couldnt b/c of he grades so the next day i asked another that was like 20x hotter...i was so relieved when she said yes! i still have my homecoming pic with that girl on my wall and ive been dating my gf for almost2 years now...shes been tellimg me to take it off but im too proud lol

thisis the 1 thing i wll egret from highschool was if i didnt ask her

so i did

im done with highschool now all together

all thats left is to go do dumb**** at the show and shine / burn out comp

so whats your excuse for this thread being 4 pages long with no pics?

on page 1, i couldnt find any, and threatened some of myself if i heard more tits or gtfo

heres where the conversations gone (were both so white)


§ëãņ says:
ight
§ëãņ says:
emo wiggers
robertaRENEGADE says:
hell naw, they be awesome and rep their hood, kinda like how you rep for o-town lol
§ëãņ says:
they must be representin san fran
§ëãņ says:
city of fags
§ëãņ says:
not hardcore **** like the o-dot
robertaRENEGADE says:
hey now- dont you be hatin
§ëãņ says:
the worlds hatin'
§ëãņ says:
im just playin

ugh im going to sleep now...no use

yes


leave and miss fail

anyone have a smokin hot daughter / sister?

will pay shipping:eek:

robertaRENEGADE says:
pah- i'll tell the hoe to suck off my nigga
§ëãņ says:
mess with my hoes youll get rolled
robertaRENEGADE says:
lol lol you do that- i'll send my six shooters out and get em to point em up
§ëãņ says:
yeah
§ëãņ says:
i got nothing
robertaRENEGADE says:
sucka
§ëãņ says:
so
§ëãņ says:
ill add
§ëãņ says:
we can listen to hollywood undead to and from prom
robertaRENEGADE says:
well...you most certainly do have the power to be persuasive...
§ëãņ says:
so thats a yes?
robertaRENEGADE says:
are you kidding me? im still iffy, can i smoke?
§ëãņ says:
not in the building
robertaRENEGADE says:
lol i knew that lol lol
§ëãņ says:
in the car, with windows open a bit





she doesnt know id would be the vert.....

wow. you guys said alot...

is that sarcastic?

cause thats like barely any of the convo since i last posted part of it

robertaRENEGADE says:
alright...wheres this after party?
§ëãņ says:
not sure yet
§ëãņ says:
some guy dave knows
§ëãņ says:
his farm
robertaRENEGADE says:
lol lol you dont even know lol lol
robertaRENEGADE says:
anyways, my p.iddy looks asian so, ima goin go to bed
§ëãņ says:
cool
§ëãņ says:
so its 6 on the 31st
§ëãņ says:
be ready
robertaRENEGADE says:
pardon me?
§ëãņ says:
when ill pick you up
§ëãņ says:
have your cd ready too
robertaRENEGADE says:
hey now, i dont think so
§ëãņ says:
so no?
§ëãņ says:
i thought it was a yes

*lets put words in her mouth*:D

robertaRENEGADE says:
i told you it was an i dont know
§ëãņ says:
but a leaning towards yes

i think she might be getting mad

you stupid ****. just start bull****ting about random **** now and go by her house with flowers or something stupid as ****. she has a 99% more chance of saying yes if you actually talk to her in real life instead of being a pansy ass-**** asking her on aim. you stupid ass you're going to **** things up if you keep talking to her about it. asking online = big turn off

BUT WAIT

robertaRENEGADE says:
i still count more cons then pros, but if you do find someone else, then be my guest, just lemme know
§ëãņ says:
im not looking for someone else,
§ëãņ says:
so yes it is

that was actually a line from Gone in 60 Seconds...so no sarcasm here.


your a very persistant litle fker arent you?

You are a ****head. Theres no sugarcoating it, you just fail hardcore.

i wont quit

and i dont have any patience either, lol

ok so i need some quick opinions, i KNOW she doesnt want to go, shes said a few little lies that ive noticed

should i call her out on them and be like, well then **** you?

or just stop talking to her?

i do already have a date, just a friend,

she already said no, you're just annoying the **** out of her and pretty soon shes going to tell you in a way thats going to hurt your feelings just to get you to stfu

ORIGINAL: SVTBill

she already said no, you're just annoying the **** out of her and pretty soon shes going to tell you in a way thats going to hurt your feelings just to get you to stfu


agreed.

you need to STFU and leave now. (or in your case...sign off.)


failure.

no, shes going to call later,

im just saying that she says something stupid, dumb things,

i kinda dont want to go with her


but i still want an actual "yes or no"

ehh **** it

im just going to stop talking to her,

she can call or whatever

so now for pics of the ate i already had

http://photos-851.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v252/127/12/514987851/n514987851_574406_1858.jpg

meh shes cute

megans hot..... imo

hot in the way that all summer i drag her to the track with me

although shes 20, she made me ask her boyfriend if it was alright with him if she went, which was weird,

only thing is i have to pick her up (they live togther 2 hours away)

Maximum fail limit for one thread has been exceeded.

Fail over load.



I think the reason she didn't say no was because she was put on the spot and didn't want to seem rude. I know that's how I am when I get put on the spot. I don't want to say no to people.

But the other girl is pretty, go with her and succeed.

Wow wtf... is HER name Roberta? Lmao...

Secondly... I hope you do stop asking her because I bet she finds you beyond obnoxious at this point. She sounds like the type of girl that wears boxers anyways... is this true?

tell her if she doesnt go with you you are going to hang yourself...

ORIGINAL: MrAWatts

Maximum fail limit for one thread has been exceeded.

Fail over load.

omg dude that made me squirt milk outa my nose.
thats a good one:D:D:D:D:D:D

ORIGINAL: connor90

tell her if she doesnt go with you you are going to hang yourself...
lol works every time

Damn I feel one hundred years old reading this.

Duplicate post.

i wish i had a picture, shes hot

\
and i am beyond obnoxious[&:]

And you tell me to gtfo... :eek:

yeah


gtfo out my failthread

fail[8D]

Can you sleep at night knowing you failed so hard and now she's riding some douchebag's cawk?

100!!!


and soembody give me cliff notes

He asked agirl to prom.

He got the stiff arm.

You missed the part where she's going to go bang some guy while OP goes to prom alone.

lol, no i already had a date

and i wouldnt go alone

i havnt officially failed yet

its if she hasnt called by the date of the prom then ive failed[&:]

holy crap man you should take lessons from AM 4.6

I just read 4 pages of this thread and yea, you failed pretty hardcore! Online = NOT the way.

i barely see her anymore or anyone i went to hs with

and unlike am4.6

i can actually get some.....

^^ Not without the chloroform you can't

it still counts

She never wanted to go with you in the first place, so failure happened before you even hopped on AIM lmao.

You, Swatschool, and AM should go to prom together.. ROFL.

ORIGINAL: sarNz

holy crap man you should take lessons from AM 4.6

I just read 4 pages of this thread and yea, you failed pretty hardcore! Online = NOT the way.



what/who is AM 4.6?

ORIGINAL: black_89gt

ORIGINAL: sarNz

holy crap man you should take lessons from AM 4.6

I just read 4 pages of this thread and yea, you failed pretty hardcore! Online = NOT the way.



what/who is AM 4.6?
The guy who can't get laid. And who also believes college girls aren't sluts.

oh ok. gotcha ;)

To the OP. You sound pretty desperate. Don't you read the signs?

Stick with your original date, she's cute, in a hot sorta way!

Don't be so quick to be negative and humiliate yourself for some girl. If she showed even the slightest hesitation about going you should have immediately withdrawn the offer to take her.

You need more self-confidence and esteem and less fail.

All you MF virgins have got to start thinking about girls as if they have no vagina. Would you call/IM a guy friend one night if you wanted to go out for a beer and then beg him over and over to go and fail to take the hints, etc??? No, you'd play like the thug you are an say "OK, dude, another time."

Seriously, y'all need to stop thinking with your dick cause it ain't that smart and it's WAY to desperate. Hell I get laid many times a week and my dick is still desperate! You gotta look beyond these little girls as if they are the fulfilment of your life's fantasies because the truth is, when you're wake up next to them and you've already gotten your jollies, they are just friends that you have to enjoy time with and they have to like you back.

WThell am I trying to say?

Have some dignity man!

ORIGINAL: black_89gt

ORIGINAL: sarNz

holy crap man you should take lessons from AM 4.6

I just read 4 pages of this thread and yea, you failed pretty hardcore! Online = NOT the way.



what/who is AM 4.6?


i am.

The guy who can't get laid. And who also believes college girls aren't sluts.


they're not.

ORIGINAL: Slicktastyk Matt

She never wanted to go with you in the first place, so failure happened before you even hopped on AIM lmao.

You, Swatschool, and AM should go to prom together.. ROFL.


Minus The Skar, Minus PROM, Add Bar, Plus NO HOMO, equals sure.

ORIGINAL: AmericanMuscle4.6GT

ORIGINAL: black_89gt

ORIGINAL: sarNz

holy crap man you should take lessons from AM 4.6

I just read 4 pages of this thread and yea, you failed pretty hardcore! Online = NOT the way.



what/who is AM 4.6?


i am.

The guy who can't get laid. And who also believes college girls aren't sluts.


they're not.



Yes they are

no, they're not. not any sluttier than hs at least.

ORIGINAL: AmericanMuscle4.6GT

no, they're not. not any sluttier than hs at least.
Yes they are.

yes... they are... trust me:D

what, like i didn't go to college? i had 4 girls in my bed this year. and none of them would do anything at all.

ORIGINAL: AmericanMuscle4.6GT

what, like i didn't go to college? i had 4 girls in my bed this year. and none of them would do anything at all.


Well. Maybe its cause you got no game? :D

ORIGINAL: GStam66

ORIGINAL: AmericanMuscle4.6GT

what, like i didn't go to college? i had 4 girls in my bed this year. and none of them would do anything at all.


Well. Maybe its cause you got no game? :D



i had game enough go get them into my bed, under the covers, with the door locked.

4real....sux that ur date is only a friend and has a bf but oh well----here's my high school strategy(been out for a few years now)...keep the really hot ones on the string, but when it comes to goin out, dances, and "intimate encoutners" go with the ones you know will say yes....then you won't be rejected, plus gain some testicular fortitude so you can hook one of the super hotties - then again, i kinda like the "cute" girls over the hot ones

oh yeah, and msn is gay for askin a girl out...i'm with the cat that was talkin bout "you wouldn't email your guy friend to see if he wanted to go drink or something"

FYI college girls are sluts...girls get away from their rents and act like their momma didn't teach them any better...pretty sad, but it went from month or so in high school to maybe a week to get a girl in college-and some will want you before that even...those are the girls to stay away from - i'm learning the aftermath of that now [8D]

u got teh aids?

ok, i dont feel like reading.. did he get the girl or not?

not yet

and im not a mf virgin......

and im going with the original date anyways, although she wants me to take her sister (whos the same age as me) but no...

what else....

dude is her sis single? if so, jump on that fosho...maybe you can get more than justa date out of it[8D]

ORIGINAL: racin66coupe

ok, i dont feel like reading.. did he get the girl or not?
Lets put it this way, fail is his middle name.

yeah her sister is single, but i dunno

like Megan ive been hnging out with for about 3 years, i dont know her sister too well other than we had a few classes together


im more for random sesx than a relationship, and she says her sister "likes me" so im avoiding that