sooo a tech i work with....how can you say this other than...well hes kinda a BITCH/SHOP COP/CRY BABY/DICKHEAD...whichever u pick. its him..

need to rant....

well this mother fuker thinks he is like gods gift to automotive i dunno. well you do ANYTHING or SAY ANYTHING he dislikes or doesnt agree with...he goes n tells big boss man and u get yelled at...

for example.... one of the lifts...an arm was seized...pissed me off...so i got the hammer out to get it unstuck so i can clean it... he is like WAHT THE **** ARE YOU DOIN!! im like free this god damn arm up..shop was suppose to have lift matience come fix it... and he's like well why dont you go clean all the other ones that are like stuck and clean them good... im like no thats ok im not lift matenince(how ever the **** you spell it im pissed and dont care!) i need this lift right now so ill get this one unstuck....NOT EVEN 10 ****ING MINUTES LATER THE BOSS COMES UP..."

"well i dont like how u were hitting the lift really shouldnt use blunt force we dont want the lifts to break..blah blah i suck dick blah blah....can u stay late and fix a couple others include THE ASSHOLES WHO TOLD ME U SHOULD CLEAN LIFTS YOURSELF !!!!!!!!!!...**** THAT DID I DO HIS **** NO! **** HIM!

and then u say ANYTHING bad bout the shop..he goes tells boss on you.. u over fill a tire with air..you hear about it.. you fix a car a way he doesnt like EVEN THO ITS STILL FIXED RIGHT..you get bitched at...

I HATE THIS MOTHER ****ER!! SUCKS SO MUCH DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

AHGH!HG!GG![:@][:@][:@][:@][:@][:@][:@][:@][:@][:@][:@]

i do my my job right..carefully..and with the best of my ability..hence why i have ASE/GM Certifications just cant take the cock sucker nit picking and telling for every lil thing he disagrees with.. its complete ****...**** you lil assholes who rat your co workers out for stupid pointless **** all hours of the day..and you know who you are..u fail...and u wonder why everyone hates you:D

oh and the best part is...AFTER HE RATS YOUR ASS OUT...he doesnt say he rats you out...everyone just knows he does it...he tries to act all buddy buddy with you:D:D:D

peice of ****

end rant

have a nice day!

piss on his vagina

oh did some one get skipped over in the BJ line this morning?

should of hit him in the head with the hammer instead :)

ORIGINAL: moontang

oh did some one get skipped over in the BJ line this morning?



sorry i have pride in myself before i become somebodies bitch...

but seems like u dont know what that is now do you....

u act like his apprentice...does the same **** but is half his age...

lol hit a hoist arm with a hammer, our arms are bent from having one of our customers old military trucks on them,

weve "accidentally" dumped cars off it (scrap cars), its like 10 years old, and beaten to ****, the other hoists arent too bad, lol

take all the fittings out of his air tools and then play dumb

shrink wrap his tool box.

kill his family

make him drive a VW

no, we dont want to reward him.....

God I hate those kind of people. There way or no way.

ORIGINAL: SKAR

no, we dont want to reward him.....

no, we're trying to make him look gay.

so, your into the cock,

why dont you hide in his car for him,

ORIGINAL: SKAR

so, your into the cock,

why dont you hide in his car for him,


because I figured you'd already be there waiting.

ORIGINAL: fast65

ORIGINAL: SKAR

so, your into the cock,

why dont you hide in his car for him,


because I figured you'd already be there waiting.

ooohhh!!!!!
FIGHT! FIGHT FIGHT! FIGHT!

to miller: put a thin layer of vasaline on all of his
tools

Find his car and put those GOD awful reverse lug nuts on it (the ones german cars use....where the lug is attached to the stud).

****, a kid at sears cross-threaded an eco-tech oil filter and knocked the **** outta the engine, cost us 3 and a half grand.

I work with him on Saturday.

Everyone I talk to says working at dealerships sucks, because of shop nazis like that.

Start your own shop. Hire the asshat, make HIM think your his buddy so you can fire his ass or treat him like a peon.:D

ORIGINAL: FrostByte

Start your own shop. Hire the asshat, make HIM think your his buddy so you can fire his ass or treat him like a peon.:D

fail

just knock the ****er out, tie weights to his
legs and dump him in a river

ORIGINAL: Ultimeas

Find his car and put those GOD awful reverse lug nuts on it (the ones german cars use....where the lug is attached to the stud).

****, a kid at sears cross-threaded an eco-tech oil filter and knocked the **** outta the engine, cost us 3 and a half grand.

I work with him on Saturday.

Everyone I talk to says working at dealerships sucks, because of shop nazis like that.



you fail, to use lug bolts you have to have the hubs that take them


NOOB

This is a no brainer. If you really hate the ****er I suggest you find a new job and make your last day HELL for him. Literally. **** up every fix-it job possible.

the guy sounds like he needs an "accident" [8D]

lol got all mad bc i got some easy work today...****ER hahaahha

were you working at a tire shop? or did you jus do tires? or was that someone else

because right away just doing tires I would do it for a while, then start killing people and then just snap

the best thing to do to a tech is to start hiding iimportant tools from him.

Who is this? Put sand in his valve covers. Or me and you and Jeff can take him out back and take turns running him over...

ORIGINAL: simpsonfan13

to miller: put a thin layer of vasaline on all of his
tools



No fck that. Use bearing grease and smother just the bottom of his tools. He won't see it until he grabs it. [:-]

ORIGINAL: 35thAnni99GT

ORIGINAL: simpsonfan13

to miller: put a thin layer of vasaline on all of his
tools



No fck that. Use bearing grease and smother just the bottom of his tools. He won't see it until he grabs it. [:-]



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Where does this experience come from????

ORIGINAL: timeformiller44

sooo a tech i work with....how can you say this other than...well hes kinda a BITCH/SHOP COP/CRY BABY/DICKHEAD...whichever u pick. its him..

need to rant....

well this mother fuker thinks he is like gods gift to automotive i dunno. well you do ANYTHING or SAY ANYTHING he dislikes or doesnt agree with...he goes n tells big boss man and u get yelled at...

for example.... one of the lifts...an arm was seized...pissed me off...so i got the hammer out to get it unstuck so i can clean it... he is like WAHT THE **** ARE YOU DOIN!! im like free this god damn arm up..shop was suppose to have lift matience come fix it... and he's like well why dont you go clean all the other ones that are like stuck and clean them good... im like no thats ok im not lift matenince(how ever the **** you spell it im pissed and dont care!) i need this lift right now so ill get this one unstuck....NOT EVEN 10 ****ING MINUTES LATER THE BOSS COMES UP..."

"well i dont like how u were hitting the lift really shouldnt use blunt force we dont want the lifts to break..blah blah i suck dick blah blah....can u stay late and fix a couple others include THE ASSHOLES WHO TOLD ME U SHOULD CLEAN LIFTS YOURSELF !!!!!!!!!!...**** THAT DID I DO HIS **** NO! **** HIM!

and then u say ANYTHING bad bout the shop..he goes tells boss on you.. u over fill a tire with air..you hear about it.. you fix a car a way he doesnt like EVEN THO ITS STILL FIXED RIGHT..you get bitched at...

I HATE THIS MOTHER ****ER!! SUCKS SO MUCH DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

AHGH!HG!GG![:@][:@][:@][:@][:@][:@][:@][:@][:@][:@][:@]

i do my my job right..carefully..and with the best of my ability..hence why i have ASE/GM Certifications just cant take the cock sucker nit picking and telling for every lil thing he disagrees with.. its complete ****...**** you lil assholes who rat your co workers out for stupid pointless **** all hours of the day..and you know who you are..u fail...and u wonder why everyone hates you:D

oh and the best part is...AFTER HE RATS YOUR ASS OUT...he doesnt say he rats you out...everyone just knows he does it...he tries to act all buddy buddy with you:D:D:D

piece of ****

end rant

have a nice day!



file a complaint with the manager about him. tell him what he's doing.

Accidentally set him on fire, then try and put him out with a gasoline.