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SHOP COP!!!!! - 5/7/2008 6:42:02 PM

timeformiller44

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sooo a tech i work with....how can you say this other than...well hes kinda a BITCH/SHOP COP/CRY BABY/DICKHEAD...whichever u pick. its him..

need to rant....

well this mother fuker thinks he is like gods gift to automotive i dunno. well you do ANYTHING or SAY ANYTHING he dislikes or doesnt agree with...he goes n tells big boss man and u get yelled at...

for example.... one of the lifts...an arm was seized...pissed me off...so i got the hammer out to get it unstuck so i can clean it... he is like WAHT THE **** ARE YOU DOIN!! im like free this god damn arm up..shop was suppose to have lift matience come fix it... and he's like well why dont you go clean all the other ones that are like stuck and clean them good... im like no thats ok im not lift matenince(how ever the **** you spell it im pissed and dont care!) i need this lift right now so ill get this one unstuck....NOT EVEN 10 ****ING MINUTES LATER THE BOSS COMES UP..."

"well i dont like how u were hitting the lift really shouldnt use blunt force we dont want the lifts to break..blah blah i suck dick blah blah....can u stay late and fix a couple others include THE ASSHOLES WHO TOLD ME U SHOULD CLEAN LIFTS YOURSELF !!!!!!!!!!...**** THAT DID I DO HIS **** NO! **** HIM!

and then u say ANYTHING bad bout the shop..he goes tells boss on you.. u over fill a tire with air..you hear about it.. you fix a car a way he doesnt like EVEN THO ITS STILL FIXED RIGHT..you get bitched at...

I HATE THIS MOTHER ****ER!! SUCKS SO MUCH DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHGH!HG!GG!

i do my my job right..carefully..and with the best of my ability..hence why i have ASE/GM Certifications just cant take the cock sucker nit picking and telling for every lil thing he disagrees with.. its complete ****...**** you lil assholes who rat your co workers out for stupid pointless **** all hours of the day..and you know who you are..u fail...and u wonder why everyone hates you

oh and the best part is...AFTER HE RATS YOUR ASS OUT...he doesnt say he rats you out...everyone just knows he does it...he tries to act all buddy buddy with you

peice of ****

end rant

have a nice day!

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RE: SHOP COP!!!!! - 5/7/2008 6:44:28 PM

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piss on his vagina

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RE: SHOP COP!!!!! - 5/7/2008 6:45:00 PM

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oh did some one get skipped over in the BJ line this morning?

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RE: SHOP COP!!!!! - 5/7/2008 6:46:01 PM

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should of hit him in the head with the hammer instead :)

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RE: SHOP COP!!!!! - 5/7/2008 6:53:08 PM

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oh did some one get skipped over in the BJ line this morning?

sorry i have pride in myself before i become somebodies bitch...

but seems like u dont know what that is now do you....

u act like his apprentice...does the same **** but is half his age...

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RE: SHOP COP!!!!! - 5/7/2008 6:54:16 PM

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lol hit a hoist arm with a hammer, our arms are bent from having one of our customers old military trucks on them,

weve "accidentally" dumped cars off it (scrap cars), its like 10 years old, and beaten to ****, the other hoists arent too bad, lol

take all the fittings out of his air tools and then play dumb

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RE: SHOP COP!!!!! - 5/7/2008 6:59:42 PM

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shrink wrap his tool box.

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RE: SHOP COP!!!!! - 5/7/2008 7:02:19 PM

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kill his family

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RE: SHOP COP!!!!! - 5/7/2008 7:03:20 PM

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make him drive a VW

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RE: SHOP COP!!!!! - 5/7/2008 7:12:46 PM

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no, we dont want to reward him.....

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RE: SHOP COP!!!!! - 5/7/2008 7:58:26 PM

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God I hate those kind of people. There way or no way.

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RE: SHOP COP!!!!! - 5/7/2008 8:02:09 PM

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no, we dont want to reward him.....

no, we're trying to make him look gay.

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RE: SHOP COP!!!!! - 5/7/2008 8:03:41 PM

SKAR

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so, your into the cock,

why dont you hide in his car for him,

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RE: SHOP COP!!!!! - 5/7/2008 8:04:41 PM

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quote:

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so, your into the cock,

why dont you hide in his car for him,

because I figured you'd already be there waiting.

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RE: SHOP COP!!!!! - 5/7/2008 8:09:41 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: fast65

quote:

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so, your into the cock,

why dont you hide in his car for him,

because I figured you'd already be there waiting.

ooohhh!!!!!
FIGHT! FIGHT FIGHT! FIGHT!

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tools

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RE: SHOP COP!!!!! - 5/7/2008 8:12:06 PM

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Find his car and put those GOD awful reverse lug nuts on it (the ones german cars use....where the lug is attached to the stud).

****, a kid at sears cross-threaded an eco-tech oil filter and knocked the **** outta the engine, cost us 3 and a half grand.

I work with him on Saturday.

Everyone I talk to says working at dealerships sucks, because of shop nazis like that.

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RE: SHOP COP!!!!! - 5/7/2008 8:17:59 PM

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Start your own shop. Hire the asshat, make HIM think your his buddy so you can fire his ass or treat him like a peon.

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RE: SHOP COP!!!!! - 5/7/2008 8:21:09 PM

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quote:

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Start your own shop. Hire the asshat, make HIM think your his buddy so you can fire his ass or treat him like a peon.

fail

just knock the ****er out, tie weights to his
legs and dump him in a river

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RE: SHOP COP!!!!! - 5/7/2008 8:30:51 PM

SKAR

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Ultimeas

Find his car and put those GOD awful reverse lug nuts on it (the ones german cars use....where the lug is attached to the stud).

****, a kid at sears cross-threaded an eco-tech oil filter and knocked the **** outta the engine, cost us 3 and a half grand.

I work with him on Saturday.

Everyone I talk to says working at dealerships sucks, because of shop nazis like that.

you fail, to use lug bolts you have to have the hubs that take them

NOOB

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RE: SHOP COP!!!!! - 5/7/2008 10:30:26 PM

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This is a no brainer. If you really hate the ****er I suggest you find a new job and make your last day HELL for him. Literally. **** up every fix-it job possible.

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