if the Zombocalypse came tomorrow, what would you do?

first I'd steal a leather jacket so the undead would have a harder time biting me, then get all the guns I could and head to Alaska because everyone knows zombies can't deal with being frozen

I'd think outside the box, and become the leader of the zombies and **** you up, biznatch. [8D]

ORIGINAL: Joolander

if the Zombocalypse came tomorrow, what would you do?

first I'd steal a leather jacket so the undead would have a harder time biting me, then get all the guns I could and head to Alaska because everyone knows zombies can't deal with being frozen




I would play the trooper.


And build a lobo. God they sounded awesome.

ummm, zombies don't think, especially not outside the box:eek:

Id masturbate to interracial midget amputee porn.

i would get high

i'd find some how girl to sex with so i can get that barrier off of me, then i'd go supersaiyan X and beat the **** out of anything that comes across my path.

id rape 99gtvirgin

ORIGINAL: Joolander

ummm, zombies don't think, especially not outside the box:eek:


yeah, convenient assumption to prevent me from having my zombie army. [8D]

What I do fulley depends on the amount of time I have to prepare, and where I am at the time.


If I am at home, I would have alot better of a chance. Some hunting rifles, but very little ammo, so that would be careful. However, our blade collection would REALLY come in handy here.


The 6 foot claymore would be nice, but I don't have the endurance to swing that thing around for hours on end. A nice shovel for quick strikes to the skull.

Also, lots of heavy and poofy clothing to stave off any bites.

well then i guess we'll see what happens on Z-Day

but you need a boomstick and a chainsaw arm to properly lead an undead army, just so you know [:-]

hey asswads

heavy clothing = more energy to move and harder to move.





p:eek:rn

time, where i am, everything would matter.


If i was at moms bf', i would be set. load the full auto weapons, the cannon, and army helmet:D

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ORIGINAL: Joolander

well then i guess we'll see what happens on Z-Day

but you need a boomstick and a chainsaw arm to properly lead an undead army, just so you know [:-]




:D

ORIGINAL: Zanador

What I do fulley depends on the amount of time I have to prepare, and where I am at the time.


If I am at home, I would have alot better of a chance. Some hunting rifles, but very little ammo, so that would be careful. However, our blade collection would REALLY come in handy here.


The 6 foot claymore would be nice, but I don't have the endurance to swing that thing around for hours on end. A nice shovel for quick strikes to the skull.

Also, lots of heavy and poofy clothing to stave off any bites.



thats why i said "tomorrow"

Ok... so one day to prepare.


Does EVERYONE know they are coming?


Panic ****s up everything more than possible.

of course no one knows they are coming, not even you

put it this way:

you wake up tomorrow, and every tv/radio station says that the zombocalypse has happened, what do you do?

I dunno... just go to school and have sex with everyone... then die.

Ok, so we have NO time to plan.


Step 1- weaponry.


Out to the shed for a shovel, sharpen the edges, cut the hilt to about 3 feet for better control and speed/less weight.


Remember, aim for the bridge of the nose. Weakest point of the skull, a nice blow from the shovel will seperate and destroy the brain.


Hunting Rifles and ammo for emergencies and picking off.


Every single can of food I have, and any dried food.

I would then hang around my house for several days, lets people get themselves killed panicing, take out any zombies that come close.


After that... find a nice defensible area.

**** this ****

i'd jump in my car, haul ass to a gas station and get gas, then i'd go drive really fast to wherever and look for hot girls (zombie or not) and go bangbangbang.....then i'd go to a gas station, get gas, and repeat the process.

hahah isnt there an entire book about zombie survival? like how to set up choke points in your house to make it easier to funnel them in and kill 1 at a time. how to make boobie traps and alarms and how to armor your house etc etc...

yes


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hang on

are these the fast killer zombies, a la dawn of the dead? or the classic, slow, shuffling zombies?

ORIGINAL: NYstang

hang on

are these the fast killer zombies, a la dawn of the dead? or the classic, slow, shuffling zombies?




If it is fast killer and you have no time to prepare, you are dead either way.

but anyways my plan would be this: providing i have time i would board up all the windowswith the storm shutters we have, but make them as strong as possible. we have shot gun shell loaders and bags upon bags of shot and powder. we also have thousands of rounds of rifle amo. i would make a tripwire perimeter w/ make shift boobie traptpipe bomb frag grenades every 2 yards or so around the perimeter. my dads grocerie store is just down theblock w/ an almost endless supply of food and drink and supplies. it has bullet proof windows all the way around and hardened steel door locks. the only weak point is the roof. he has a huge deisel excursion so it could run off of home distilled diesel and make trips back and forth to the store and plow thru zombies. my step mom is a veteran nurse and could take care of any injuries resulting from the hard work that would ensure survival. i.e. killing zombies. i would also make silencers for all of the rifles we have so when sniping zombies it doesnt attract more. i think we could survive for a long time...

well, sorta in between

speed, strength and all that are the same as when they were alive. so it varies between zombies

the only difference is that thinking capacity is reduced (they arent exactly cunning) and they crave human flesh

I would make a city wall. YOu can't break down mah ****ty wall!!! Oh no, mah ****ty powk

hehe

mongorians :D:D

You guys got me scared now, I'm going to have to play resident evil 4 tonight.

ORIGINAL: Joolander

well, sorta in between

speed, strength and all that are the same as when they were alive. so it varies between zombies

the only difference is that thinking capacity is reduced (they arent exactly cunning) and they crave human flesh




AFAIR, The zombies did not run. They went at normal walking pace.


So they will go as fast as you can walk when you were alive. A fast trot would outdistance them.

my plan is tha bestest :)

ORIGINAL: brian1570

my plan is tha bestest :)


you would do all of that the day everybody is panicking and trying to buy all the same **** as you?

remember, you find out after its too late to stop, as does everyone else

shyt my drawers[&:] or get like Will Smith

I'd be like...

WTFXZLOLZOMGZOMBIES
Then I'd take a shower (I don't know why. I just don't like doing dirty work while being... dirty.)
I'd stay outside more, try and stay in open areas where I can't be cornered in.
Look for weapons of any sort... saws, shovels, guns, knives, whatever I can find.
Go to 7-11 and steal all of there bean and cheese burritos (mmm).
I would then just play it by ear, do what I have to do and slowly adapt to the chaos.

ORIGINAL: Joolander

ORIGINAL: brian1570

my plan is tha bestest :)


you would do all of that the day everybody is panicking and trying to buy all the same **** as you?

remember, you find out after its too late to stop, as does everyone else


i have my own grocerie store. we would shut the doors. and they are bullet proof doors so no1 gets our stash...and no it wouldnt all be in one day but the zombie virus wouldnt spread all in one day ether. so yes i would have time to do all of that. remember it has to originate somewhere. there has to be a ground zero, the thing is how long does it take to radiate from ground zero?

you guys seen RE Apocalypse? I'd just find Milla Jovovich and ask her to use her telekenetic powers

i dunno, Pub?

ide find her and repopulate the earth :):D;)[8D]

I'd get all of my guns, gather all the ammo I have at my house, load up the truck and head to Sportsmans Warehouse to set up a base of operations. I'd probably try and find some survivors, depends how I'm feeling.

ORIGINAL: jperz89lx

i dunno, Pub?


This reminds me:

Where should we go?

Uhhhh.... the Winchester?

i mean its got big heavy doors, and a gun above the bar

The best part is when he's on the phone and his buddy is making the W sign with is hands, I almost shat myself laughing at that.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=yfDUv3ZjH2k

had this copid and ready to go before the references were made so i will still use it

molotav cocktails, lots and lots of molotav cocktails. O and a lighter too. Then ****tons of ammo and food and guns and maybe a large truck, ie diesal full ton with a machine gun ghetto rigged in the back with a ton of bullets. Then i would just go out joyriding with some friends blowing this **** too hell. my plan is the best

ORIGINAL: 4.698GT

molotav cocktails, lots and lots of molotav cocktails. O and a lighter too. Then ****tons of ammo and food and guns and maybe a large truck, ie diesal full ton with a machine gun ghetto rigged in the back with a ton of bullets. Then i would just go out joyriding with some friends blowing this **** too hell. my plan is the best




Fire does NOTHING to zombies.


Destroy the brain, destroy the zombie. That is all.

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uhm no, fire would do the same thing to zombies as it does to us, they need a body to move around, they may not feel pain but fire is still going to kill them...no skin, no muscles, burnt lungs=no more zombie problem

Okay. So I am away frommffor a while and come back to find we are killing zombies. LMBO!!!!!!!! You guys never fail to surprize me.[sm=icon_rofl.gif]

I would just stay inside and let hubby handle the killing. He is a gun nut, and has plenty of guns and ammo. My brother that lives across the street, and the man that lives in the next house are both also gun nuts, so as long as they watch the crossfire, I am pretty safe. lol

OT thats a weak plan, if u dont barracade yourself u r fukked and doesnt matter how much amo u have its not enough, u need explosives, and traps and barriers...

ORIGINAL: brian1570

uhm no, fire would do the same thing to zombies as it does to us, they need a body to move around, they may not feel pain but fire is still going to kill them...no skin, no muscles, burnt lungs=no more zombie problem




Sure, if you have 30 minutes to let the zombie slowly roast until the muscles are completely gone.


Blow off a zombies arm? No problem.


Blow off a zombies leg? It will crawl.


You can cut off every single appendage on a zombie, and it will keep coming. It will torso roll at you.


Decapitate the zombie? It basically becomes a snapping trap. It will lay there and bite anything that gets in range.

Destroy the brain, destroy the zombie. Simple fast cheap and with the least amount of cost and energy

okay. you are right. So I shoot the zombies while hubby tears boards from the deck and covers the windows.the doors are steel so once he covers the windows then I can wait for him to do the rest.:D lol

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!

HI OT!!!!!!!!!

OT would then cook dinner

so where ya been OT?

ORIGINAL: Zanador


ORIGINAL: brian1570

uhm no, fire would do the same thing to zombies as it does to us, they need a body to move around, they may not feel pain but fire is still going to kill them...no skin, no muscles, burnt lungs=no more zombie problem




Sure, if you have 30 minutes to let the zombie slowly roast until the muscles are completely gone.


Blow off a zombies arm? No problem.


Blow off a zombies leg? It will crawl.


You can cut off every single appendage on a zombie, and it will keep coming. It will torso roll at you.


Decapitate the zombie? It basically becomes a snapping trap. It will lay there and bite anything that gets in range.

Destroy the brain, destroy the zombie. Simple fast cheap and with the least amount of cost and energy


once again a zombie is just like u and i. take out any of the vital organs and its game over. when u get lit on fire it tends to take the breath right out of your lungs then burn them. so tell me how is a zombie head going to snap at u w/ no blood or oxygen to suply its jaw muscles? how is a zombie who has bled out going to move? muscles need oxygenated blood to move AND signals from nerves to move them. a zombie is just a diseased human. so any thing that will kill a human will kill a zombie.

ORIGINAL: brian1570

ORIGINAL: Zanador


ORIGINAL: brian1570

uhm no, fire would do the same thing to zombies as it does to us, they need a body to move around, they may not feel pain but fire is still going to kill them...no skin, no muscles, burnt lungs=no more zombie problem




Sure, if you have 30 minutes to let the zombie slowly roast until the muscles are completely gone.


Blow off a zombies arm? No problem.


Blow off a zombies leg? It will crawl.


You can cut off every single appendage on a zombie, and it will keep coming. It will torso roll at you.


Decapitate the zombie? It basically becomes a snapping trap. It will lay there and bite anything that gets in range.

Destroy the brain, destroy the zombie. Simple fast cheap and with the least amount of cost and energy


once again a zombie is just like u and i. take out any of the vital organs and its game over. when u get lit on fire it tends to take the breath right out of your lungs then burn them. so tell me how is a zombie head going to snap at u w/ no blood or oxygen to suply its jaw muscles? how is a zombie who has bled out going to move? muscles need oxygenated blood to move AND signals from nerves to move them. a zombie is just a diseased human. so any thing that will kill a human will kill a zombie.



You need to do research on zombie physiology.


They have no need of internal organs.

The ONLY thing that stops a zombie is vaporizing it, or destroying the brain.


The only way fire can destroy a zombie is by cooking the brain.

HEY BOOSTIN:):)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah, I prolly would cook. He gets hungry hunting. lol



I hate to admit I have beenvisiting another forum.[:o] I'm sorry I just couldnt help my self. lol

f-that, id just get **** faced, and pass out

oh and shaun of the dead is the best zombie movie eva!

how the fukk is it going to move u idiot? a zombie is just a diseased human being, hence the bite that transfers the virus, hence the nerve damage that results in increased rage and appetite for blood, hence therevert back to primal behaviors....the old zombie B movies r just poorly thought out urban mythology, 28 days later, 28 weeks later, shaun of the dead, i am legend...these r all realistic portrayals of a scenario of what could happen. in all of these movies zombies r diseased humans. say im wrong. i dare u.

EDIT: this was aimed at zanador...but i was slow

YOU RALLL WRONG ZOMBIES ARE NOEEDING NOTHING TO LIVE BUT BRAIN DUH EVER SEE THE ONES COME OUTTA THE WATER OR SCHIDTS LIKE THAT O AN THE THINGS ARE MASSIVE INTO GANGBANGINGYOURASS I WOULD GET ON MY ROOF AND KNOCK ALL THE SCHIDT DOWN TO GET UP AND DOWN CEPT ONE HOL THAT I CUT IN THE ROOF SO I CAN GO UP AND DOWNSTUFFS LIKE THAT

/caps lock

/GAYNESS

ORIGINAL: OT LOVER

HEY BOOSTIN:):)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah, I prolly would cook.Â* He gets hungry hunting.Â* lol



I hate to admit I have beenÂ*visiting another forum.[:o]Â*Â*Â*Â* I'm sorry I just couldnt help my self.Â* lol





You have been cheating on us?!??!?!

:(:(:(:(:(:([&:]:(:(:(

ORIGINAL: Zanador


ORIGINAL: OT LOVER

HEY BOOSTIN:):)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah, I prolly would cook. He gets hungry hunting. lol



I hate to admit I have beenvisiting another forum.[:o] I'm sorry I just couldnt help my self. lol





You have been cheating on us?!??!?!

:(:(:(:(:(:([&:]:(:(:(


Zanny, ya gotta admit OT has become EXTREMELY stale over the last year or so...

ORIGINAL: boostin95cobra

ORIGINAL: Zanador


ORIGINAL: OT LOVER

HEY BOOSTIN:):)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah, I prolly would cook.Â* He gets hungry hunting.Â* lol



I hate to admit I have beenÂ*visiting another forum.[:o]Â*Â*Â*Â* I'm sorry I just couldnt help my self.Â* lol





You have been cheating on us?!??!?!

:(:(:(:(:(:([&:]:(:(:(


Zanny, ya gotta admit OT has become EXTREMELY stale over the last year or so...





I concur.


It sucks [&:]


Here's a penguin for old time's sake

http://www.penguins.cl/penguin/gentoo-penguins.jpg

When I first got on this site it was sooooo awesome. Then the high schoolers came.[:@]

OT has been slow, but I like the penguins. :)

How have you been boostin?:)

Pretty damn good. Gave up drinking and cleaned my diet up...so now all the workin out is actually worth something.:D

Oh, and I graduate in 9 days so thats always a big plus.[sm=smiley16.gif]


How aboot you?

I am fine thanks.:) I am so glad youare eating better and not drink. I think after a while a person feels so much better without drinking that they wonder why they drank in the first place.

congrats on the graduation.:)


its almost 2:30 and I get up at 5:30, so I had better go to bed. goodnight.:)