View Full Version : A little game
rooster1021 05-07-2008, 10:37 AM found this little game, thought it could be rather interesting around here. Her is how to play:
Make a wish.
Next person grants wish, and than ruins it for you.
Than they make a wish, and so on.
Example:
User 1: I wish I could sleep with a pornstar every night.
User 2: Wish granted, but she gave you the worst case of crabs in human history, and you have no arms to scratch them.
I wish for......
And so on. This could get pretty damned funny in here.
(apologies if this is a repost)
I wish I had a nice shop to work in.
fast65 05-07-2008, 10:39 AM Wish granted, but it turns out you're gay.
I wish you wouldn't have made this thread.
rooster1021 05-07-2008, 10:42 AM wish granted, but it turns out that I only made this thread to lure you into my gay porn ring, and now you can't get out!
I wish this would take off
fast65 05-07-2008, 10:44 AM wish granted, but I escaped the gay porn ring and you can never get me back into it. Bwuhahahahahaha!
I wish this thread would die.
Hisss04Cobra 05-07-2008, 10:57 AM Wish granted.
/end game.
black_89gt 05-07-2008, 12:03 PM http://www.horsesass.org/wp-content/uploads/fail.JPG
35thAnni99GT 05-07-2008, 12:05 PM ^^ damn you got hit with the fierceness
NYstang 05-07-2008, 12:06 PM I wish SXGT, camaro kid, and hissss were all banned
07BeastGT 05-07-2008, 12:35 PM Wish granted, but they're banned from MF and not out of your life and show up on your doorstep.
MustangFanatic4 05-07-2008, 01:10 PM i wish to be a salsa dancer
NYstang 05-07-2008, 01:13 PM granted, but now you live in the land of mexican stereotypes
i wish the bodies of 3 banned members riddles with bullets would dissapear from my porch
brian1570 05-07-2008, 01:16 PM wish granted but the police find out anyways and u r sentenced to life w/o poroll in a prison where u get ass pounded everyday
i wish i had a new pi motor
NYstang 05-07-2008, 01:19 PM granted, but you will have a plug blow out every 5 miles no matter what you do.
i wish i wish i was a fish
brian1570 05-07-2008, 01:21 PM wish granted but i catch u and eat u
i wish i had a bullet proof mustang that nothing could hurt or go wrong with
99GTvert 05-07-2008, 01:22 PM ORIGINAL: NYstang
granted, but you will have a plug blow out every 5 miles no matter what you do.
i wish i wish i was a fish
fail.
i wish i had a V6 so i can have headgasket issues every 4 miles.
MustangFanatic4 05-07-2008, 01:22 PM wish granted but i catch you and eat you
i wish i was a hooker
brian1570 05-07-2008, 01:24 PM wish granted but i prop u and lock u in my attic and make u my sex slave
i wish ^ she was faster
MustangFanatic4 05-07-2008, 01:26 PM Wish granted, but i go to fast where you only last 3 mins:D
i wish i had a porsche
99GTvert 05-07-2008, 01:26 PM ****
i wish i had a 17ft long dick. just for show. :D
....but not really. this is just hypotheticalllly speaking..[&o]
brian1570 05-07-2008, 01:27 PM wish granted...but its a porsche thats puishment enough
i wish i could go to basic training sooner
MustangFanatic4 05-07-2008, 01:29 PM Wish granted but wusses out cause its too hard and crys for mommy;)
i wish i had an 18ft dick:D
NYstang 05-07-2008, 01:29 PM ORIGINAL: 99GTvert
ORIGINAL: NYstang
granted, but you will have a plug blow out every 5 miles no matter what you do.
i wish i wish i was a fish
fail.
i wish i had a V6 so i can have headgasket issues every 4 miles.
I wish 99 knew that that problem was fixed in 1995
99GTvert 05-07-2008, 01:31 PM ORIGINAL: NYstang
ORIGINAL: 99GTvert
ORIGINAL: NYstang
granted, but you will have a plug blow out every 5 miles no matter what you do.
i wish i wish i was a fish
fail.
i wish i had a V6 so i can have headgasket issues every 4 miles.
I wish 99 knew that that problem was fixed in 1995
too bad. i'd rather play the ignorant GT owner card that so many people portray us to be just because of two cylinders.
so it still stands.
brian1570 05-07-2008, 01:31 PM wish granted but he a retard virgin and doesnt care
i wish this game was easier to play
MustangFanatic4 05-07-2008, 01:33 PM Wish granted, but i lied
I wish i could go home and play WOW
brian1570 05-07-2008, 01:35 PM wish granted but dont forget ur home is in my attic, get to suckin bitch, then go make me a sammich
i wish and a stuff and things a;ighhaeirhga'oijga;lkdfhglfdkhbaoieriug'
MustangFanatic4 05-07-2008, 01:38 PM wish granted but now you have to go back to grade school and learn to type a complete sentence
i wish brian would grill some meat so that i could make him a sammich:D
99GTvert 05-07-2008, 01:38 PM granted, but only because you let me **** all over your face and i didn't let you wipe it off until it would all dry.
i wish the internet would dissapear for a week. including any online gaming as well.
NYstang 05-07-2008, 01:38 PM I wish the WoW server would expload and leave the WoW nerds freaking out
99GTvert 05-07-2008, 01:39 PM ORIGINAL: 99GTvert
granted, but only because you let me **** all over your face and i didn't let you wipe it off until it would all dry.
i wish the internet would dissapear for a week. including any online gaming as well.
granted.
i wish that OT would dissapear for two weeks.
brian1570 05-07-2008, 01:40 PM k wish granted,im a good cook so no flipside to that, u just gotta come down here so i can cook for u. ;)
i wish fanatic lived in houston [8D]
MustangFanatic4 05-07-2008, 01:43 PM Granted but you get my sister instead that lives in houstan
i wish i went deer hunting
brian1570 05-07-2008, 01:44 PM wish granted i can take u wen ever u want, but u have to use my .300 ;)
i wish fanatic actually would use my .300 to shoot a deer hahaha
MustangFanatic4 05-07-2008, 01:46 PM wish granted but would rather use a crossbow
I wish my brother n law would take me hunting instead:D
brian1570 05-07-2008, 01:48 PM wish granted go be a pussie and use a crossbow
i wish i could have a bj right now
99GTvert 05-07-2008, 01:50 PM i wish that my consience would take a three week vacation so i can run around and really unleash with no rev limiter so people can get a better idea of "what i'm feelin" about their dumb **** "opinion" of what i have done in the past so i wouldn't feel bad about hurting people's feelings or having to pay for broken ****.
brian1570 05-07-2008, 01:51 PM wish granted but u get killed by som1 goin ape sh!t on u
i wish i could have a cigarette...wish granted brb
99GTvert 05-07-2008, 01:52 PM negative. i never die.
MustangFanatic4 05-07-2008, 01:54 PM wish granted, but gets a blow up doll instead.
i wish i had a 1970 mach 1
99GTvert 05-07-2008, 01:56 PM hahahahaha wtf blow up doll?:D
brian1570 05-07-2008, 02:01 PM hahaha i wish she made sense
i wish i had a submarine full of lamps
35thAnni99GT 05-07-2008, 02:01 PM ORIGINAL: 99GTvert
granted, but only because you let me **** all over your face and i didn't let you wipe it off until it would all dry.
i wish the internet would dissapear for a week. including any online gaming as well.
hey you ****ing queer I already made a thread about it
99GTvert 05-07-2008, 02:02 PM ORIGINAL: 35thAnni99GT
ORIGINAL: 99GTvert
granted, but only because you let me **** all over your face and i didn't let you wipe it off until it would all dry.
i wish the internet would dissapear for a week. including any online gaming as well.
hey you ****ing queer I already made a thread about it
....and?
MustangFanatic4 05-07-2008, 02:04 PM ORIGINAL: brian1570
hahaha i wish she made sense
i wish i had a submarine full of lamps
im a slow poster
i was aiming towards the one where you wanted a bj
Wish granted but gets attacked by a giant squid 50 miles away
I wish i made 80k a year
35thAnni99GT 05-07-2008, 02:07 PM ORIGINAL: 99GTvert
ORIGINAL: 35thAnni99GT
ORIGINAL: 99GTvert
granted, but only because you let me **** all over your face and i didn't let you wipe it off until it would all dry.
i wish the internet would dissapear for a week. including any online gaming as well.
hey you ****ing queer I already made a thread about it
....and?
Why don't you drink a big cup of STFU before I beat the **** out of you.
brian1570 05-07-2008, 02:08 PM wish granted but u get hit by a bus and live and u need 80k a year just to pay for the med bills
i wish i had a life outside of MF OT...o wait i do nvm
99GTvert 05-07-2008, 02:08 PM ORIGINAL: 35thAnni99GT
ORIGINAL: 99GTvert
ORIGINAL: 35thAnni99GT
ORIGINAL: 99GTvert
granted, but only because you let me **** all over your face and i didn't let you wipe it off until it would all dry.
i wish the internet would dissapear for a week. including any online gaming as well.
hey you ****ing queer I already made a thread about it
....and?
Why don't you drink a big cup of STFU before I beat the **** out of you.
.....and then?
35thAnni99GT 05-07-2008, 02:08 PM And just so you know the internets is serious bizness K?! I will drop my potato sack nuts all over your mom's face.
99GTvert 05-07-2008, 02:09 PM LOL:D
35thAnni99GT 05-07-2008, 02:09 PM http://www.viscerotica.net/pictures/commentary/internet_serious_business4.jpg
MustangFanatic4 05-07-2008, 02:10 PM wishes what a cup of STFU looks like.
brian1570 05-07-2008, 02:10 PM i wish these ass hats would play the game or gtfo
MustangFanatic4 05-07-2008, 02:12 PM Wish cannot be granted instead gets flammed by both of em
i wish someone would actually Post dick or GTFO:D
99GTvert 05-07-2008, 02:13 PM i wish you two would take your little flirting thing to PMs or GTFO.
35thAnni99GT 05-07-2008, 02:13 PM ^^ wishes brians would STFU and sell me his c/c plates from his broke ass car
http://members.arstechnica.com/x/svdsinner/warm_cup_STFU.jpg
I wuv you too MF4[sm=loveeyes.gif][sm=loveeyes.gif][sm=loveeyes.gif]
brian1570 05-07-2008, 02:13 PM do u really want me to post dick? my camera is right here......
MustangFanatic4 05-07-2008, 02:15 PM I WISH FOR A GIANT S197 SIGNATURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MustangFanatic4 05-07-2008, 02:16 PM ORIGINAL: brian1570
do u really want me to post dick? my camera is right here......
noooooooooooOOOOOooooooooo, i was only kidding
99GTvert 05-07-2008, 02:16 PM ORIGINAL: MustangFanatic4
I WISH FOR A GIANT S197 SIGNATURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
make one. ;):D
brian1570 05-07-2008, 02:18 PM wish granted hahaha thats as much as u get w/o a pm
http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn84/brian1570/postdick002.jpg
MustangFanatic4 05-07-2008, 02:18 PM I wish for a giant Honda Civic Ricer Signature with multicolored primer and stats about how much hp each sticker adds:D:D:D
DOH[sm=yikesomg.gif]IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!
MustangFanatic4 05-07-2008, 02:20 PM [:@][:@][:@][:@]im at work
plus i was only joking[&:]
brian1570 05-07-2008, 02:21 PM wow i posted dick and u dont care [:@]
MustangFanatic4 05-07-2008, 02:22 PM IT looks at my computer
brian1570 05-07-2008, 02:23 PM its in my pants...........................
im not tryin to get banned silly
brian1570 05-07-2008, 02:24 PM ORIGINAL: brian1570
wish granted hahaha thats as much as u get w/o a pm
http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn84/brian1570/postdick002.jpg
i wish IT would suck my ^
72MachOne99GT 05-07-2008, 02:24 PM You get banned, but then your car fixes itself and you come back.
I wish my Mustang would run 13.5's
35thAnni99GT 05-07-2008, 02:25 PM ^^ faaaaaaaaaaaag.
No one wants to see that vienna sausage, marbles in a teabag, worthless junk.
brian1570 05-07-2008, 02:25 PM my mustang should run 13's....if it was fixed...
i wish it was fixed:(
35thAnni99GT 05-07-2008, 02:28 PM Sell me your C/C plates dudemanbroseidon. I'll send you my old ones and you can use the moneys for your car![sm=smiley20.gif]
brian1570 05-07-2008, 02:30 PM hahaha no....UPR cc's rnt that expensive broski
edit: they r 179.99 for the sharks like i have.
35thAnni99GT 05-07-2008, 02:33 PM I'll give you 130 shipped aight, brosizzle?
brian1570 05-07-2008, 02:35 PM no...go buy your own...my stang is my stang...no parting out its gonna be back eventually, and i have a job so im not hurtin that bad
35thAnni99GT 05-07-2008, 02:37 PM Don't get all butthurt.[&:] I was just ****ing with you, tard.
Oh and I'm sure if you hang out on WoW long enough MustangFan will sleep with you too.
brian1570 05-07-2008, 02:47 PM :eek:
35thAnni99GT 05-07-2008, 02:48 PM ORIGINAL: brian1570
:eek:
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
brian1570 05-07-2008, 02:50 PM mustang fanatic is taken sir...
and WoW is gay...
35thAnni99GT 05-07-2008, 02:58 PM ORIGINAL: brian1570
mustang fanatic is taken sir...
oh yah i forgot. she fell for the elven ranger with teh epic flyer
and WoW is gay...
I can't agree/disagree cause I've never played it. But if it's any more addicting than FFXII that i'm playing right now it probably is.
brian1570 05-07-2008, 03:11 PM ahaha well WoW the game is tight but online is full of a bunch fappin nerds
35thAnni99GT 05-07-2008, 03:14 PM Hey brian,
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc182/SuperSaiyanBowser2/Motivational%20Posters/MotivationalWhosAwesome.jpg
MustangFanatic4 05-07-2008, 03:44 PM lol @ you turd nuggets:D
brian1570 05-07-2008, 05:17 PM lol @ this thread in general, what happened to it?
MustangFanatic4 05-07-2008, 05:22 PM it went off into a different subject
I wish i had a giantHonda civic ricer Signature that showed how much hp each sticker has:D
NYstang 05-07-2008, 05:34 PM http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii12/rustyrodder1/222719.gif
I wish i had that pizza
MustangFanatic4 05-07-2008, 05:47 PM I wish i could play sweet child of mine on a guitar
aka: im listening to it.
NYstang 05-07-2008, 05:49 PM http://i9.tinypic.com/446ohed.jpg
i wish i could do that
brian1570 05-07-2008, 05:52 PM HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A NI66ER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
MustangFanatic4 05-07-2008, 05:53 PM lmao all you can see is his teeth and eyes
brian1570 05-07-2008, 06:00 PM hey where did my post go?
Joolander 05-07-2008, 06:03 PM ive warned you before about using that word, brian
dont let it happen again
brian1570 05-07-2008, 06:05 PM oohhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh DUH
i didnt even think about it. we saythat alot down here in the south.
Joolander 05-07-2008, 06:08 PM ive lived in the south most of my life (Texas) and it's inappropriate
"living in the south" not an excuse
NYstang 05-07-2008, 06:09 PM all it shows is that you are uncivilized to refer to a group by those terms
brian1570 05-07-2008, 06:11 PM hahaha well u havnt met my friends...none of us givea fukk, we live in the whitest part of south houston. no1 is gonna say sh!t if we r throwin "that word" around...cuz they r all white too...
Joolander 05-07-2008, 06:14 PM i could care less what you and your friends do
don't do it here
brian1570 05-07-2008, 06:15 PM YES SIR! ;)[8D]
NYstang 05-07-2008, 06:16 PM shut it, wonderbread! [8D]
brian1570 05-07-2008, 06:19 PM NO! :)
Zanador 05-07-2008, 06:25 PM Wow, it has been a while since we saw leghumping of this level in OT.
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