View Full Version : A little game


rooster1021
05-07-2008, 10:37 AM
found this little game, thought it could be rather interesting around here. Her is how to play:

Make a wish.

Next person grants wish, and than ruins it for you.

Than they make a wish, and so on.

Example:
User 1: I wish I could sleep with a pornstar every night.

User 2: Wish granted, but she gave you the worst case of crabs in human history, and you have no arms to scratch them.
I wish for......

And so on. This could get pretty damned funny in here.

(apologies if this is a repost)
I wish I had a nice shop to work in.

fast65
05-07-2008, 10:39 AM
Wish granted, but it turns out you're gay.

I wish you wouldn't have made this thread.

rooster1021
05-07-2008, 10:42 AM
wish granted, but it turns out that I only made this thread to lure you into my gay porn ring, and now you can't get out!

I wish this would take off

fast65
05-07-2008, 10:44 AM
wish granted, but I escaped the gay porn ring and you can never get me back into it. Bwuhahahahahaha!

I wish this thread would die.

Hisss04Cobra
05-07-2008, 10:57 AM
Wish granted.

/end game.

black_89gt
05-07-2008, 12:03 PM
http://www.horsesass.org/wp-content/uploads/fail.JPG

35thAnni99GT
05-07-2008, 12:05 PM
^^ damn you got hit with the fierceness

NYstang
05-07-2008, 12:06 PM
I wish SXGT, camaro kid, and hissss were all banned

07BeastGT
05-07-2008, 12:35 PM
Wish granted, but they're banned from MF and not out of your life and show up on your doorstep.

MustangFanatic4
05-07-2008, 01:10 PM
i wish to be a salsa dancer

NYstang
05-07-2008, 01:13 PM
granted, but now you live in the land of mexican stereotypes


i wish the bodies of 3 banned members riddles with bullets would dissapear from my porch

brian1570
05-07-2008, 01:16 PM
wish granted but the police find out anyways and u r sentenced to life w/o poroll in a prison where u get ass pounded everyday

i wish i had a new pi motor

NYstang
05-07-2008, 01:19 PM
granted, but you will have a plug blow out every 5 miles no matter what you do.


i wish i wish i was a fish

brian1570
05-07-2008, 01:21 PM
wish granted but i catch u and eat u

i wish i had a bullet proof mustang that nothing could hurt or go wrong with

99GTvert
05-07-2008, 01:22 PM
ORIGINAL: NYstang

granted, but you will have a plug blow out every 5 miles no matter what you do.


i wish i wish i was a fish


fail.

i wish i had a V6 so i can have headgasket issues every 4 miles.

MustangFanatic4
05-07-2008, 01:22 PM
wish granted but i catch you and eat you

i wish i was a hooker

brian1570
05-07-2008, 01:24 PM
wish granted but i prop u and lock u in my attic and make u my sex slave

i wish ^ she was faster

MustangFanatic4
05-07-2008, 01:26 PM
Wish granted, but i go to fast where you only last 3 mins:D

i wish i had a porsche

99GTvert
05-07-2008, 01:26 PM
****

i wish i had a 17ft long dick. just for show. :D


....but not really. this is just hypotheticalllly speaking..[&o]

brian1570
05-07-2008, 01:27 PM
wish granted...but its a porsche thats puishment enough

i wish i could go to basic training sooner

MustangFanatic4
05-07-2008, 01:29 PM
Wish granted but wusses out cause its too hard and crys for mommy;)

i wish i had an 18ft dick:D

NYstang
05-07-2008, 01:29 PM
ORIGINAL: 99GTvert

ORIGINAL: NYstang

granted, but you will have a plug blow out every 5 miles no matter what you do.


i wish i wish i was a fish


fail.

i wish i had a V6 so i can have headgasket issues every 4 miles.



I wish 99 knew that that problem was fixed in 1995

99GTvert
05-07-2008, 01:31 PM
ORIGINAL: NYstang

ORIGINAL: 99GTvert

ORIGINAL: NYstang

granted, but you will have a plug blow out every 5 miles no matter what you do.


i wish i wish i was a fish


fail.

i wish i had a V6 so i can have headgasket issues every 4 miles.



I wish 99 knew that that problem was fixed in 1995


too bad. i'd rather play the ignorant GT owner card that so many people portray us to be just because of two cylinders.

so it still stands.

brian1570
05-07-2008, 01:31 PM
wish granted but he a retard virgin and doesnt care

i wish this game was easier to play

MustangFanatic4
05-07-2008, 01:33 PM
Wish granted, but i lied

I wish i could go home and play WOW

brian1570
05-07-2008, 01:35 PM
wish granted but dont forget ur home is in my attic, get to suckin bitch, then go make me a sammich

i wish and a stuff and things a;ighhaeirhga'oijga;lkdfhglfdkhbaoieriug'

MustangFanatic4
05-07-2008, 01:38 PM
wish granted but now you have to go back to grade school and learn to type a complete sentence

i wish brian would grill some meat so that i could make him a sammich:D

99GTvert
05-07-2008, 01:38 PM
granted, but only because you let me **** all over your face and i didn't let you wipe it off until it would all dry.

i wish the internet would dissapear for a week. including any online gaming as well.

NYstang
05-07-2008, 01:38 PM
I wish the WoW server would expload and leave the WoW nerds freaking out

99GTvert
05-07-2008, 01:39 PM
ORIGINAL: 99GTvert

granted, but only because you let me **** all over your face and i didn't let you wipe it off until it would all dry.

i wish the internet would dissapear for a week. including any online gaming as well.



granted.

i wish that OT would dissapear for two weeks.

brian1570
05-07-2008, 01:40 PM
k wish granted,im a good cook so no flipside to that, u just gotta come down here so i can cook for u. ;)

i wish fanatic lived in houston [8D]

MustangFanatic4
05-07-2008, 01:43 PM
Granted but you get my sister instead that lives in houstan

i wish i went deer hunting

brian1570
05-07-2008, 01:44 PM
wish granted i can take u wen ever u want, but u have to use my .300 ;)

i wish fanatic actually would use my .300 to shoot a deer hahaha

MustangFanatic4
05-07-2008, 01:46 PM
wish granted but would rather use a crossbow

I wish my brother n law would take me hunting instead:D

brian1570
05-07-2008, 01:48 PM
wish granted go be a pussie and use a crossbow

i wish i could have a bj right now

99GTvert
05-07-2008, 01:50 PM
i wish that my consience would take a three week vacation so i can run around and really unleash with no rev limiter so people can get a better idea of "what i'm feelin" about their dumb **** "opinion" of what i have done in the past so i wouldn't feel bad about hurting people's feelings or having to pay for broken ****.

brian1570
05-07-2008, 01:51 PM
wish granted but u get killed by som1 goin ape sh!t on u

i wish i could have a cigarette...wish granted brb

99GTvert
05-07-2008, 01:52 PM
negative. i never die.

MustangFanatic4
05-07-2008, 01:54 PM
wish granted, but gets a blow up doll instead.

i wish i had a 1970 mach 1

99GTvert
05-07-2008, 01:56 PM
hahahahaha wtf blow up doll?:D

brian1570
05-07-2008, 02:01 PM
hahaha i wish she made sense

i wish i had a submarine full of lamps

35thAnni99GT
05-07-2008, 02:01 PM
ORIGINAL: 99GTvert

granted, but only because you let me **** all over your face and i didn't let you wipe it off until it would all dry.

i wish the internet would dissapear for a week. including any online gaming as well.



hey you ****ing queer I already made a thread about it

99GTvert
05-07-2008, 02:02 PM
ORIGINAL: 35thAnni99GT

ORIGINAL: 99GTvert

granted, but only because you let me **** all over your face and i didn't let you wipe it off until it would all dry.

i wish the internet would dissapear for a week. including any online gaming as well.



hey you ****ing queer I already made a thread about it



....and?

MustangFanatic4
05-07-2008, 02:04 PM
ORIGINAL: brian1570

hahaha i wish she made sense

i wish i had a submarine full of lamps


im a slow poster

i was aiming towards the one where you wanted a bj


Wish granted but gets attacked by a giant squid 50 miles away

I wish i made 80k a year

35thAnni99GT
05-07-2008, 02:07 PM
ORIGINAL: 99GTvert

ORIGINAL: 35thAnni99GT

ORIGINAL: 99GTvert

granted, but only because you let me **** all over your face and i didn't let you wipe it off until it would all dry.

i wish the internet would dissapear for a week. including any online gaming as well.



hey you ****ing queer I already made a thread about it



....and?



Why don't you drink a big cup of STFU before I beat the **** out of you.

brian1570
05-07-2008, 02:08 PM
wish granted but u get hit by a bus and live and u need 80k a year just to pay for the med bills

i wish i had a life outside of MF OT...o wait i do nvm

99GTvert
05-07-2008, 02:08 PM
ORIGINAL: 35thAnni99GT

ORIGINAL: 99GTvert

ORIGINAL: 35thAnni99GT

ORIGINAL: 99GTvert

granted, but only because you let me **** all over your face and i didn't let you wipe it off until it would all dry.

i wish the internet would dissapear for a week. including any online gaming as well.



hey you ****ing queer I already made a thread about it



....and?



Why don't you drink a big cup of STFU before I beat the **** out of you.




.....and then?

35thAnni99GT
05-07-2008, 02:08 PM
And just so you know the internets is serious bizness K?! I will drop my potato sack nuts all over your mom's face.

99GTvert
05-07-2008, 02:09 PM
LOL:D

35thAnni99GT
05-07-2008, 02:09 PM
http://www.viscerotica.net/pictures/commentary/internet_serious_business4.jpg

MustangFanatic4
05-07-2008, 02:10 PM
wishes what a cup of STFU looks like.

brian1570
05-07-2008, 02:10 PM
i wish these ass hats would play the game or gtfo

MustangFanatic4
05-07-2008, 02:12 PM
Wish cannot be granted instead gets flammed by both of em

i wish someone would actually Post dick or GTFO:D

99GTvert
05-07-2008, 02:13 PM
i wish you two would take your little flirting thing to PMs or GTFO.

35thAnni99GT
05-07-2008, 02:13 PM
^^ wishes brians would STFU and sell me his c/c plates from his broke ass car

http://members.arstechnica.com/x/svdsinner/warm_cup_STFU.jpg

I wuv you too MF4[sm=loveeyes.gif][sm=loveeyes.gif][sm=loveeyes.gif]

brian1570
05-07-2008, 02:13 PM
do u really want me to post dick? my camera is right here......

MustangFanatic4
05-07-2008, 02:15 PM
I WISH FOR A GIANT S197 SIGNATURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MustangFanatic4
05-07-2008, 02:16 PM
ORIGINAL: brian1570

do u really want me to post dick? my camera is right here......


noooooooooooOOOOOooooooooo, i was only kidding

99GTvert
05-07-2008, 02:16 PM
ORIGINAL: MustangFanatic4

I WISH FOR A GIANT S197 SIGNATURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



make one. ;):D

brian1570
05-07-2008, 02:18 PM
wish granted hahaha thats as much as u get w/o a pm
http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn84/brian1570/postdick002.jpg

MustangFanatic4
05-07-2008, 02:18 PM
I wish for a giant Honda Civic Ricer Signature with multicolored primer and stats about how much hp each sticker adds:D:D:D


DOH[sm=yikesomg.gif]IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

MustangFanatic4
05-07-2008, 02:20 PM
[:@][:@][:@][:@]im at work

plus i was only joking[&:]

brian1570
05-07-2008, 02:21 PM
wow i posted dick and u dont care [:@]

MustangFanatic4
05-07-2008, 02:22 PM
IT looks at my computer

brian1570
05-07-2008, 02:23 PM
its in my pants...........................

im not tryin to get banned silly

brian1570
05-07-2008, 02:24 PM
ORIGINAL: brian1570

wish granted hahaha thats as much as u get w/o a pm
http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn84/brian1570/postdick002.jpg


i wish IT would suck my ^

72MachOne99GT
05-07-2008, 02:24 PM
You get banned, but then your car fixes itself and you come back.

I wish my Mustang would run 13.5's

35thAnni99GT
05-07-2008, 02:25 PM
^^ faaaaaaaaaaaag.

No one wants to see that vienna sausage, marbles in a teabag, worthless junk.

brian1570
05-07-2008, 02:25 PM
my mustang should run 13's....if it was fixed...

i wish it was fixed:(

35thAnni99GT
05-07-2008, 02:28 PM
Sell me your C/C plates dudemanbroseidon. I'll send you my old ones and you can use the moneys for your car![sm=smiley20.gif]

brian1570
05-07-2008, 02:30 PM
hahaha no....UPR cc's rnt that expensive broski

edit: they r 179.99 for the sharks like i have.

35thAnni99GT
05-07-2008, 02:33 PM
I'll give you 130 shipped aight, brosizzle?

brian1570
05-07-2008, 02:35 PM
no...go buy your own...my stang is my stang...no parting out its gonna be back eventually, and i have a job so im not hurtin that bad

35thAnni99GT
05-07-2008, 02:37 PM
Don't get all butthurt.[&:] I was just ****ing with you, tard.

Oh and I'm sure if you hang out on WoW long enough MustangFan will sleep with you too.

brian1570
05-07-2008, 02:47 PM
:eek:

35thAnni99GT
05-07-2008, 02:48 PM
ORIGINAL: brian1570

:eek:


:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

brian1570
05-07-2008, 02:50 PM
mustang fanatic is taken sir...

and WoW is gay...

35thAnni99GT
05-07-2008, 02:58 PM
ORIGINAL: brian1570

mustang fanatic is taken sir...

oh yah i forgot. she fell for the elven ranger with teh epic flyer

and WoW is gay...

I can't agree/disagree cause I've never played it. But if it's any more addicting than FFXII that i'm playing right now it probably is.

brian1570
05-07-2008, 03:11 PM
ahaha well WoW the game is tight but online is full of a bunch fappin nerds

35thAnni99GT
05-07-2008, 03:14 PM
Hey brian,

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc182/SuperSaiyanBowser2/Motivational%20Posters/MotivationalWhosAwesome.jpg

MustangFanatic4
05-07-2008, 03:44 PM
lol @ you turd nuggets:D

brian1570
05-07-2008, 05:17 PM
lol @ this thread in general, what happened to it?

MustangFanatic4
05-07-2008, 05:22 PM
it went off into a different subject


I wish i had a giantHonda civic ricer Signature that showed how much hp each sticker has:D

NYstang
05-07-2008, 05:34 PM
http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii12/rustyrodder1/222719.gif

I wish i had that pizza

MustangFanatic4
05-07-2008, 05:47 PM
I wish i could play sweet child of mine on a guitar

aka: im listening to it.

NYstang
05-07-2008, 05:49 PM
http://i9.tinypic.com/446ohed.jpg

i wish i could do that

brian1570
05-07-2008, 05:52 PM
HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A NI66ER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

MustangFanatic4
05-07-2008, 05:53 PM
lmao all you can see is his teeth and eyes

brian1570
05-07-2008, 06:00 PM
hey where did my post go?

Joolander
05-07-2008, 06:03 PM
ive warned you before about using that word, brian

dont let it happen again

brian1570
05-07-2008, 06:05 PM
oohhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh DUH

i didnt even think about it. we saythat alot down here in the south.

Joolander
05-07-2008, 06:08 PM
ive lived in the south most of my life (Texas) and it's inappropriate

"living in the south" not an excuse

NYstang
05-07-2008, 06:09 PM
all it shows is that you are uncivilized to refer to a group by those terms

brian1570
05-07-2008, 06:11 PM
hahaha well u havnt met my friends...none of us givea fukk, we live in the whitest part of south houston. no1 is gonna say sh!t if we r throwin "that word" around...cuz they r all white too...

Joolander
05-07-2008, 06:14 PM
i could care less what you and your friends do

don't do it here

brian1570
05-07-2008, 06:15 PM
YES SIR! ;)[8D]

NYstang
05-07-2008, 06:16 PM
shut it, wonderbread! [8D]

brian1570
05-07-2008, 06:19 PM
NO! :)

Zanador
05-07-2008, 06:25 PM
Wow, it has been a while since we saw leghumping of this level in OT.