Ok, the other night I'm cruising around the campus and a group of girls pull up to me at the light. They're dancing and screaming to the music, then they roll down their windows and one said she liked my car. Now, typically I just say thank you and move on, but both our windows are down and their still screaming and laughing. Couldn't really get a make on what they looked like so just incase some players come on here and say something along the lines of: "You should ask them to follow you to your place". So she ended up trying to race me to which I happily obliged and...well...I think you know the rest. (I just couldn't help myself):D . So I guess my question to you guys is what would you have done in that situation? It's not like a major concern, I'm just curious.

"SHOW ME YOUR TITS!"

:D

Blamo!

In the poopar

+1

+1.

When she says "Nice car"

You say "Nice tits"

Then wink and blow her a kiss (at the same time) like a cocky jerk.

At that point you have to drive away, even if you're at a red light. Maybe especially if you're at a red light. You'll look like a badass.

ORIGINAL: raubt

+1.

When she says "Nice car"

You say "Nice tits"

Then wink and blow her a kiss (at the same time) like a cocky jerk.

At that point you have to drive away, even if you're at a red light. Maybe especially if you're at a red light. You'll look like a badass.



Haha! What if she's "pleasantly plump"?

ORIGINAL: mooch37
Haha! What if she's "pleasantly plump"?



Roll up your window and look forward.

heres what i would have done:

i would have raced her and shared a laugh...i would have asked her to pull over a sec....and i would have said to her, "you seem like a real nice person and i'm not trying to be forward or anything but do you think maybe we could keep in touch on a purely friendship level?...maybe race around here or there?...i know a place where the nice cars meet and i was just wondering if we could go together sometime...alls i'm saying is maybe you can take my number and give me a call whenever...no pressure...heres my number...take care of yourself and thanks for the thrill...later cutey"

then leave


anyway...thats what i would have done




edit * i would have said that if she was a hottie...but ifshes pleasantly plump...then i'm with the other guys...roll up your window and look straight ahead

note....my comments only apply if its a girl at least on this level in the other car:

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ORIGINAL: nghtrnnr

edit * i would have said that if she was a hottie...but ifshes pleasantly plump...then i'm with the other guys...roll up your window and look straight ahead


Nearly fell out of my chair laughing at your last comment!

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ORIGINAL: nghtrnnr

edit * i would have said that if she was a hottie...but ifshes pleasantly plump...then i'm with the other guys...roll up your window and look straight ahead


Nearly fell out of my chair laughing at your last comment!


+1 it has become my new sigg
thanks guys:D

You should have said, if you think my cars fast, you should see me in the bedroom.

Umm on second thought, maybe that's a bad idea.:D

^^^^ i love that avatar....it reminds me of old man cuttita's candy store back in the old days...i could never decide

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Haha! What if she's "pleasantly plump"?

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Do like me.... act like you dont see her lookin at you, and start pickin your nose...

take her back to ur place regardless. theres a reason god made darkness

never forget....beauty is only a lightswitch away

ORIGINAL: Superman6TNine

take her back to ur place regardless. theres a reason god made darkness

never forget....beauty is only a lightswitch away

not cool, what about when you have to turn the light on again

ORIGINAL: urnamethere


ORIGINAL: Superman6TNine

take her back to ur place regardless. theres a reason god made darkness

never forget....beauty is only a lightswitch away

not cool, what about when you have to turn the light on again
Go to plan B: close your eyes.

if shes plump it amazing what flipping her over and turning the light out can do for you but in any case i would have been all wtfm^ and spanked her bare ass with a peice on bologna and smeard mayo all over her :eek:

ORIGINAL: moontang

if shes plump it amazing what flipping her over and turning the light out can do for you but in any case i would have been all wtfm^ and spanked her bare ass with a peice on bologna and smeard mayo all over her :eek:


I guess thats one way to do it, but I'd prefer just to avoid those situations.

Invite them to your car.

ORIGINAL: raubt

ORIGINAL: mooch37
Haha! What if she's "pleasantly plump"?



Roll up your window and look forward.



No you say "hey lardass you got any hot friends?!?"

LOL @ this thread, it's quite entertaining

ORIGINAL: Explosive

Invite them to your car.



Thats actually not a bad idea. Have a car packed full of chicks. They'd probably be up for it, too.

how many fat bitches can he possibly fit in his mustang? she cant bring friends

haha this thread is one of the funniest ive read in a while
i had 8 people squeezed into my 88 hatch..no plumpies though
the tires rubbed every bump i hit
that was a fun time

ORIGINAL: nghtrnnr

how many fat bitches can he possibly fit in his mustang? she cant bring friends


What makes your think I'd let the chunkies in?

You guys ALL make it sound like NONE of you would ever date a girl if she was not PERFECT.

If my gf was plump, I'd still date her.

There's not much else you could have done though in regards to the OP. Unless you pulled a Matt Lowe and tried to rape them.

ORIGINAL: raubt
Roll up your window and look forward.
LOL!! Great post.

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ORIGINAL: mooch37
Haha! What if she's "pleasantly plump"?



Roll up your window and look forward.



LOL!!