I just heard on the radio that FL is expected to pass a bill making it a ticketable offense with points on your license for having those fake testicles hanging from your vehicle.

Sounds like a great way to get revenge on someone.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA man florida is just wasting their time with laws haha.

Fake WHAT? Are you ****ing serious? What kind of fag would have nuts hanging from their plates?

Is this a joke? If not, then not only should it be illegal, but the cops should beat your ass and then let every passing motorist take a shot too.

Gay...On both parts.

its true

it was in the paper here a few days ago

i think your talkin about the bull nuts that trucks will put on their trailor hitch?? im not sure but how would they define if they are nuts or not? you could just say that it is something else haha. that would be embarrasing to have your license suspended for putting something on your car

ugh.. good.. i hate those things with a passion.. my ex bought some for his bike and i absolutely refussed to ride on it til he took them off.. they're gay as hell... but then again so is a sportster period.. [&:] maybe he thought it would manly it up

i've always wanted to get some droopy pussy lips that i could put on my car somehow...:eek:

Note the homosexual sitting on the vehicle.

http://themouky.free.fr/tourte/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/bumper-nuts-2.jpg

They are called "truck nuts" !!!

Wasn't FL the ones that were also trying to regulate toilet paper?

i hate those things with a passion but what the hell ever happened to freedom of speech?

ironic.

the only place i've ever seen them was in Florida.
Hanging from an oldlifted silverado with cut off pipes. [&o]

HEEEY YALLLLLLLLLLL I GOT ME SOME DEM DERS BUMPA NUTZ

http://www.bumpernuts.com/DSCN0185.jpg

Wow.

That is ****ing RETARDED. And ****ing gross. And ****ing GAY.

Seriously, those same ****tards think gay marriage is bad, but I have to drive behind them looking at a pair of NUTS hanging off their trucks?

So... I say we make a new law striking dead INSTANTLY any schmuck who puts those on their truck; they CLEARLY are a drain on our national gene pool.

Jesus there are some morons in this country.

i don't think people would be cool with me driving with my cock hanging out my window. what makes a pair of nuts any different?

http://news.aol.com/political-machine/2008/04/28/florida-kicks-truck-nutz/

All I can say is, Thank God. My state finally did something right.

Wow, just wow.


While I think they are completely retarted and in poor taste, just WTF is florida's problem?


This is not causing a scene, it is not imparing someones ability to drive. They have NO right to make this a ticketable offense.

Hell, they should get rid of obscene bumper stickers, stickers, and liscense plates before this.

holy crap! it's about time they outlaw those things!

That certainly impairs MY ability to drive; I would be so disgusted I would drive off the road.

And wtf... some kids looking out moms car see that? Or some grandma? Hell, I am an agnostic and even *I* wouldn't want some old nun to have to see some dirty white trash and his idea of funny.

****'em. All free speech isn't created equal.

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That certainly impairs MY ability to drive; I would be so disgusted I would drive off the road.

And wtf... some kids looking out moms car see that? Or some grandma? Hell, I am an agnostic and even *I* wouldn't want some old nun to have to see some dirty white trash and his idea of funny.

****'em. All free speech isn't created equal.



I agree, I don't want to have to explain when my niece says what are those?

I live in FL too. You see these damn things at least once every other week. One truck had some made out of steel and he'd go over bumps and the nuts would scrape the pavement and spark... how creative? [&:]

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Wow, just wow.


While I think they are completely retarted and in poor taste, just WTF is florida's problem?


This is not causing a scene, it is not imparing someones ability to drive. They have NO right to make this a ticketable offense.

Hell, they should get rid of obscene bumper stickers, stickers, and liscense plates before this.


bumper stickers don't literally swing back and forth to make them noticable. most of the time, to even read one requires getting closer at a stop light.

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Wow, just wow.


While I think they are completely retarted and in poor taste, just WTF is florida's problem?


This is not causing a scene, it is not imparing someones ability to drive. They have NO right to make this a ticketable offense.

Hell, they should get rid of obscene bumper stickers, stickers, and liscense plates before this.


bumper stickers don't literally swing back and forth to make them noticable. most of the time, to even read one requires getting closer at a stop light.



Bumper stickers don't make sparks either!!! :D

It would be great to put this on someone's car. What are they going to tell the judge? These aren't my nuts, I swear.

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That certainly impairs MY ability to drive; I would be so disgusted I would drive off the road.

And wtf... some kids looking out moms car see that? Or some grandma? Hell, I am an agnostic and even *I* wouldn't want some old nun to have to see some dirty white trash and his idea of funny.

****'em. All free speech isn't created equal.



I agree, I don't want to have to explain when my niece says what are those?


+1 for my daughter

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Note the homosexual sitting on the vehicle.

http://themouky.free.fr/tourte/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/bumper-nuts-2.jpg



lol, that kinda looks like fastbackford351

i smell a supreme court case brewing (florida vs. truck nutz)[8D]

fkin truck nutz... *facepalm*

I just thought of something. State troopers are going to have a hay day with people from GA and other states as soon as they cross the border not knowing the law.

lmao I remember my first time I saw these, they were hanging off a Baja 1000 Hummer [8D]

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Fake WHAT? Are you ****ing serious? What kind of fag would have nuts hanging from their plates?

Is this a joke? If not, then not only should it be illegal, but the cops should beat your ass and then let every passing motorist take a shot too.



Just about every lifted truck in texas was a pair of these.

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its true

it was in the paper here a few days ago



I'm happy i got out of that state when i did. Its falling apart.

its a redneck thing i guess.

The first time I saw those out in traffic (before I had ever heard of them anywhere) I was like "What the f-ck?"

I can't believe people actually buy those for their trucks. Definitely good for a laugh though.

Great conversational piece in traffic too.

A law which gets you points on your license seems a little excessive, but that's a room full of crotchety old law-makers for you, I guess.

As if the real Truck Nutz aren't bad enough-- I've seen a truck here that had a set of homemade ones. It was a sock, stuffed with two round things, and tied with a small rope to his trailer hitch.

Must be pretty bad if you can't even afford the real Truck Nutz.... " Damb.. fifteen dollars? Walll... ah kin make me a set of those for cheeeeeper.... honey.. go get me an old sock!"

Nice mod:eek:

http://www.bullsballs.com/balls/tangballs.jpg (http://www.bullsballs.com/chrome/truck/balls.html)

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That certainly impairs MY ability to drive; I would be so disgusted I would drive off the road.

And wtf... some kids looking out moms car see that? Or some grandma? Hell, I am an agnostic and even *I* wouldn't want some old nun to have to see some dirty white trash and his idea of funny.

****'em. All free speech isn't created equal.



I agree, I don't want to have to explain when my niece says what are those?


+1 for my daughter


...sounds to me like people need to grow some nuts of thier own and explain things to their kids.

G: What are those?
B: Truck nuts
G: What are "truck nuts"?
B: Ornaments people but on thier cars to make it look like thier car has "power"
G: Ohh

you people are making it a bigge deal than it should be they arent that bad

+1 to iraziel

I've always thought they look surprisingly real so good job to whoever makesgiant fakenovelty balls.

I think the most interesting part of this story is that Florida's government could actually move fast enough to outlaw these before they went out of style. In Alberta it would have taken five years to move this through and as if these aren't going to be history in like two years tops.

hell i've seen trucks with two gigantic hex nuts (like from a nut and bolt) hanging down. they really ARE nuts, i wonder if they will outlaw those too?

btw i think they are fukking retarded but goddamn it our govt needs to find better sh*t to waste their time on

A buddy of mine saw one of these hanging off ofacivic once. I watched him cut them off and duct tape them to the civic's front windshield, dude drove off without noticing them until he went over a speed bump....civic got teabagged!!!!:D

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A buddy of mine saw one of these hanging off ofacivic once. I watched him cut them off and duct tape them to the civic's front windshield, dude drove off without noticing them until he went over a speed bump....civic got teabagged!!!!:D


How do you not notice a large scrotum duct taped to your windshield? [:@]

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ugh.. good.. i hate those things with a passion.. my ex bought some for his bike and i absolutely refussed to ride on it til he took them off.. they're gay as hell... but then again so is a sportster period.. [&:] maybe he thought it would manly it up


tell him to get a StreetBob. the Sportster is really kind of a girly bike.

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A buddy of mine saw one of these hanging off ofacivic once. I watched him cut them off and duct tape them to the civic's front windshield, dude drove off without noticing them until he went over a speed bump....civic got teabagged!!!!:D


How do you not notice a large scrotum duct taped to your windshield? [:@]


^^i loled:D

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A buddy of mine saw one of these hanging off ofacivic once. I watched him cut them off and duct tape them to the civic's front windshield, dude drove off without noticing them until he went over a speed bump....civic got teabagged!!!!:D


How do you not notice a large scrotum duct taped to your windshield? [:@]

He drives a civic that had nuts on the back. He's probably used to having them swing around in his face.