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RE: weird thing this girl is doing, part 2. - 4/26/2008 10:35:37 AM   
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10 pages here we come...

Come on and sober up and tell us what happened last night!! 


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RE: weird thing this girl is doing, part 2. - 4/26/2008 10:44:39 AM   
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You TRIED to put it in the pooper didn't ya? JK

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RE: weird thing this girl is doing, part 2. - 4/26/2008 11:02:52 AM   
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so im pretty much just like am4.6 but i dont go posting girl threads.

but i wanna know what you did am4.6.

im trying to learn stuff from reading these threads so i dont fail over and over again.


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RE: weird thing this girl is doing, part 2. - 4/26/2008 11:13:34 AM   
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Seriously, post already.


I want to see this trainwreck to the end.

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RE: weird thing this girl is doing, part 2. - 4/26/2008 11:14:50 AM   
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I hope he didn't go emo...


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RE: weird thing this girl is doing, part 2. - 4/26/2008 11:17:02 AM   
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We all know it aint gonna end !!!

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RE: weird thing this girl is doing, part 2. - 4/26/2008 2:13:49 PM   
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alright, here i am, had a ridiculous hangover this morning, didn't feel like posting earlier.


last night me and my friend got a handle of stolichnaya (AMAZING STUFF), and set to drinking. i had about 10 shots to start, really gettin pretty drunk at this point, so we go over to my friends dorm, about 5 of my other friends are there, and 2 chicks. 1 is a girl my friend has been trying to get with but can't because she has a bf, the other is a former ****buddy of another friend who wasn't there last night.  so we're all pretty drunk, and i honestly don't remember everything, but like eventually one of the girls started crying over nothing, which started the other one crying, so then me and the former ****buddy go into the other room and i'm trying to calm her down, she starts opening up and telling me all this ****, and shes like hugging me and crying and ****, how shes "gotten screwed over by so many guys," and so then i do the whole like no, your a really good girl, that whole speech, stuff like that, and we sat there and talked for a while.  i was really drunk, and i really felt that i said all the right things, i was very confident, very smooth, blah blah blah.

anyway, i don't really remember how but she ended up ****ing another one of my friends later that night. the space in between is kind of hazy.


so anyway then me and my drunken squad go downstairs to smoke hooka out front, and this pretty hot girl comes and sits next to me. somehow it came up that i had 3 nipples, and shes like oh i wanna see, she ended up like rubbing it, and then licked it, and everybody was like whooping and hollering, it was hilarious, so then like it calms down and its just me and her talking, turns out my dad knows her dad through like buisiniess relationship, and we're majoring in the same thing.  dude, i was ****ing smooth. said all the right things and ****.  i ended up asking her for her number, and she basically said no, and gave me a sarcastic "why dont you just have your dad call my dad" and just left.

then i go back to my dorm and this girl calls me, who i haven't spoken to in while. "Jason! hey! whats up, i miss you!" then shortly thereafter she realized i was not the Jason she meant to call, and hung up.


really just a strikeout night.  it was weird though, everything felt more like what college is supposed to be like, but it really didn't make a difference.  i don't feel as frustrated or depressed as i probably should, i just don't care anymore.

< Message edited by AmericanMuscle4.6GT -- 4/26/2008 2:16:06 PM >


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RE: weird thing this girl is doing, part 2. - 4/26/2008 2:20:53 PM   
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shoudla banged the chick why you were alone in the room with her dumbass




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RE: weird thing this girl is doing, part 2. - 4/26/2008 2:37:18 PM   
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ORIGINAL: AmericanMuscle4.6GT

alright, here i am, had a ridiculous hangover this morning, didn't feel like posting earlier.


last night me and my friend got a handle of stolichnaya (AMAZING STUFF), and set to drinking. i had about 10 shots to start, really gettin pretty drunk at this point, so we go over to my friends dorm, about 5 of my other friends are there, and 2 chicks. 1 is a girl my friend has been trying to get with but can't because she has a bf, the other is a former ****buddy of another friend who wasn't there last night.  so we're all pretty drunk, and i honestly don't remember everything, but like eventually one of the girls started crying over nothing, which started the other one crying, so then me and the former ****buddy go into the other room and i'm trying to calm her down, she starts opening up and telling me all this ****, and shes like hugging me and crying and ****, how shes "gotten screwed over by so many guys," and so then i do the whole like no, your a really good girl, that whole speech, stuff like that, and we sat there and talked for a while.  i was really drunk, and i really felt that i said all the right things, i was very confident, very smooth, blah blah blah.

anyway, i don't really remember how but she ended up ****ing another one of my friends later that night. the space in between is kind of hazy.


so anyway then me and my drunken squad go downstairs to smoke hooka out front, and this pretty hot girl comes and sits next to me. somehow it came up that i had 3 nipples, and shes like oh i wanna see, she ended up like rubbing it, and then licked it, and everybody was like whooping and hollering, it was hilarious, so then like it calms down and its just me and her talking, turns out my dad knows her dad through like buisiniess relationship, and we're majoring in the same thing.  dude, i was ****ing smooth. said all the right things and ****.  i ended up asking her for her number, and she basically said no, and gave me a sarcastic "why dont you just have your dad call my dad" and just left.

then i go back to my dorm and this girl calls me, who i haven't spoken to in while. "Jason! hey! whats up, i miss you!" then shortly thereafter she realized i was not the Jason she meant to call, and hung up.


really just a strikeout night.  it was weird though, everything felt more like what college is supposed to be like, but it really didn't make a difference.  i don't feel as frustrated or depressed as i probably should, i just don't care anymore.
  you have 3 nipples??? nevermind, i dont wanna know...anyway i told ya what to do...and how the hell did you **** up so bad that the drunk ended up screwing ANOTHER guy that night....dude...youre like the adult charlie brown...my god...i feel depressed just reading about your life...okay...time for extreme measures...if ALL else fails...get yourself a guaranteed pussy job:
fireman
policeman
marine
construction worker

the above jobs virtually guarantee pussy...sign up son

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RE: weird thing this girl is doing, part 2. - 4/26/2008 2:43:28 PM   
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shoudla banged the chick why you were alone in the room with her dumbass





this douchebag kid kept popping his head in and out and cock blocking the **** out of me.  and no its not the same guy that ****ed her.




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RE: weird thing this girl is doing, part 2. - 4/26/2008 2:52:26 PM   
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Dude, you failed so hard.

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RE: weird thing this girl is doing, part 2. - 4/26/2008 3:09:28 PM   
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ummm

sounds like you're closer than youve been, i guess



keep drinking?


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RE: weird thing this girl is doing, part 2. - 4/26/2008 3:15:19 PM   
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Answer to all your troubles AM:

Click me

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RE: weird thing this girl is doing, part 2. - 4/26/2008 3:17:22 PM   
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hahhahaha wow


shes pretty hot


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RE: weird thing this girl is doing, part 2. - 4/26/2008 3:20:08 PM   
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Did you read the Terms of Service?

"Anal sex is negotiable, although Tania will cease the performance immediately if any form of 'surprise buttsex' occurs"


She knows to cover her bases on the interwebz. No Poopar action for j00

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RE: weird thing this girl is doing, part 2. - 4/26/2008 3:27:38 PM   
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you have the wrong additude.  you need to make her think that she needs YOU.  your coming off as you needing HER, and its a game for her.

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RE: weird thing this girl is doing, part 2. - 4/26/2008 3:39:56 PM   
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I think the problem is that you rely on what other people have to tell you than just dealing with the problems yourself. MF can't help you grab the ladies, only you can. If you're ugly, you'll have to work harder. Sounds like you have very little, if any, confidence considering you've made all of these threads, questioning this, that, and the other. You need to go out and live a little bro!

I remember I made a relationship thread on here like 2 years ago. I feel like such a loser for ever doing so. I think you need to find some friends that you can talk this stuff through with.

But yeah you sound like a clingy 14 year old, you just have to go with the flow when it comes to the ladies. Everytime I've just relaxed and took what each day handed, the good girls come to me, but when I'm aggressive and desperate, I always manage to get stuck with a slut who has a personality no more detailed then a wall made of stucco.

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RE: weird thing this girl is doing, part 2. - 4/26/2008 3:42:43 PM   
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i dunno man. i've just kinda learned that if a girl meets you and doesn't like you, theres nothing you can do about it. no amount of confidence or anything will change it.

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RE: weird thing this girl is doing, part 2. - 4/26/2008 3:50:31 PM   
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if you meet her while having confidence, she will like you 

but youre right, its difficult to change someones mind about their first impression


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RE: weird thing this girl is doing, part 2. - 4/26/2008 4:16:00 PM   
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wow, sorry man

u just had a bad night tomlorrow is a new day


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ORIGINAL: AmericanMuscle4.6GT

alright, here i am, had a ridiculous hangover this morning, didn't feel like posting earlier.


last night me and my friend got a handle of stolichnaya (AMAZING STUFF), and set to drinking. i had about 10 shots to start, really gettin pretty drunk at this point, so we go over to my friends dorm, about 5 of my other friends are there, and 2 chicks. 1 is a girl my friend has been trying to get with but can't because she has a bf, the other is a former ****buddy of another friend who wasn't there last night.  so we're all pretty drunk, and i honestly don't remember everything, but like eventually one of the girls started crying over nothing, which started the other one crying, so then me and the former ****buddy go into the other room and i'm trying to calm her down, she starts opening up and telling me all this ****, and shes like hugging me and crying and ****, how shes "gotten screwed over by so many guys," and so then i do the whole like no, your a really good girl, that whole speech, stuff like that, and we sat there and talked for a while.  i was really drunk, and i really felt that i said all the right things, i was very confident, very smooth, blah blah blah.

anyway, i don't really remember how but she ended up ****ing another one of my friends later that night. the space in between is kind of hazy.


so anyway then me and my drunken squad go downstairs to smoke hooka out front, and this pretty hot girl comes and sits next to me. somehow it came up that i had 3 nipples, and shes like oh i wanna see, she ended up like rubbing it, and then licked it, and everybody was like whooping and hollering, it was hilarious, so then like it calms down and its just me and her talking, turns out my dad knows her dad through like buisiniess relationship, and we're majoring in the same thing.  dude, i was ****ing smooth. said all the right things and ****.  i ended up asking her for her number, and she basically said no, and gave me a sarcastic "why dont you just have your dad call my dad" and just left.

then i go back to my dorm and this girl calls me, who i haven't spoken to in while. "Jason! hey! whats up, i miss you!" then shortly thereafter she realized i was not the Jason she meant to call, and hung up.


really just a strikeout night.  it was weird though, everything felt more like what college is supposed to be like, but it really didn't make a difference.  i don't feel as frustrated or depressed as i probably should, i just don't care anymore.


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