so i been watching some vent harassment vids, featuring Arnold. the sound bite from kindegarten cop poses the question i ask.

So, who is your daddy and what does he do?

My dad is my dad and I assume he does my mom?

[8D].

ever download those arnold prank call board things?

i have before but i forgot where. anyone know where? i remember there was a website that had like a bunch of different setups and layouts for the buttons that makes him say stuff when u prank call.

that ebaums world site had sound boards

"what's your name" "who's your dady..Is he rich like me"

my dad is self employed, he basicaly walks to the mail box then goes to the bank and deposites checks. [8D]thats how he rolls.

my dad is clarence, hes an engineer for norfolk southern railroad

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ever download those arnold prank call board things?

i have before but i forgot where. anyone know where? i remember there was a website that had like a bunch of different setups and layouts for the buttons that makes him say stuff when u prank call.



LOL! +1 I forgot about those

"Its not a tumor"

A resident of the Stateville Correctional Center in Joliet, IL. I assume he has some sort of 'job'. don't know what.

I have the ultimate Arnold voice impersonation.

Sometimes when I drink, I go by the alias':

Detective John Kimball
Doctor John Kimball
Prof. John Kimball
Officer John Kimball

I'm also a cop you idiot. I have a lump, it's not a tumor. I dislike people who eat other peoples lunches.

If you're lucky, I will call from work. I work at ICDIC
Indiana Center for Disease Control. Usually your mom will be sick, but it won't be a tumor.

On other occasions I have called from my other job. I am also a part-time firefighter. If your brother is in a fire, a car wreck, or found in the woods, I will probably need dental records.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAsLEv9KISE

:D

thats what im trying to tell u!! im not really me, IM YOU!!!!! arrghylly but im you!! no, your me!!!! aghrrryyygghhhrr!!!

my dad is a highly successful lawyer. i only hope i can be half as successful as he is. i don't think i have the intelligence or willpower. my father is the man; he's reached the peak and is incredibly successfu and intelligentl; and he's been able to give me a taste of the life i'll never be able to support on my own[:@]:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(. i think it just sucks that i'll never be able to live up to it:(

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my dad is a highly successful lawyer. i only hope i can be half as successful as he is. i don't think i have the intelligence or willpower. my father is the man; he's reached the peak and is incredibly successfu and intelligentl; and he's been able to give me a taste of the life i'll never be able to support on my own[:@]:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(. i think it just sucks that i'll never be able to live up to it:(



you never know. at least you have a good role model and someone to steer you on the right track. better start than some.

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my dad is a highly successful lawyer. i only hope i can be half as successful as he is. i don't think i have the intelligence or willpower. my father is the man; he's reached the peak and is incredibly successfu and intelligentl; and he's been able to give me a taste of the life i'll never be able to support on my own[:@]:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(. i think it just sucks that i'll never be able to live up to it:(



you never know. at least you have a good role model and someone to steer you on the right track. better start than some.





true; my only hope is to see what he's become and use it as inspiration. it just pains me that i'll never be able to live up to what he's become. my father is 10 times the man i'll ever be, and it pains me to be a disgrace to him.

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my dad is a highly successful lawyer. i only hope i can be half as successful as he is. i don't think i have the intelligence or willpower. my father is the man; he's reached the peak and is incredibly successfu and intelligentl; and he's been able to give me a taste of the life i'll never be able to support on my own[:@]:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(. i think it just sucks that i'll never be able to live up to it:(



you never know. at least you have a good role model and someone to steer you on the right track. better start than some.





true; my only hope is to see what he's become and use it as inspiration. it just pains me that i'll never be able to live up to what he's become. my father is 10 times the man i'll ever be, and it pains me to be a disgrace to him.



don't know you and i don't know your father, but if he's as great as you say he is, I'm sure he's not expecting you to be exactly like him. at least you seem to be motivated. makes me sick that my friends i grew up with that came from a successful family never got that silver spoon out of their ass and figured they could just live off what their parents made for them.

make the best out of what you have and what you are able to do. anyone that says thats that isnt good enough isn't worth listening to in the first place.

My daddy works at Taco Bueno:D

My Pop was a professional baseball player-coach-manager for 50+ years. It's a wee bit tough to measure up to his shoe size. [8D]

my dad's a senior project manager/consultant at Chase

My dad was an Orthopedic Surgeon, with fellowships in sports medicine and spinal reconstruction, among others

now he's on disability because an accident gave him minor nerve damage

My dads president!

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My dads president of the pud pullers union!


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my dad is richard and he is a operations manager of the charlotte office of a telecommunications company based outta buffallo NY peace

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My dads president of the pud pullers union!


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what?


not all of us are old enough to get the old guy sayings

My step dad is a hwy company manager, and my dad is a general contracter/autmotive buff:D

my dad can beat your dad up






















I don't know, he "works" for the governement as a facilities manager, and by works I mean sits around, then uses up his 19 weeks of vacation[8D]

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My dads president of the pud pullers union!


fixed :D


what?


not all of us are old enough to get the old guy sayings


i think he means your dad faps for a living?[&:]

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My dads president of the pud pullers union!


fixed :D


what?


not all of us are old enough to get the old guy sayings


i think he means your dad faps for a living?[&:]



ahhhh, i see.


dude, imagine getting paid to fap...it would be like being a pornstar, except no std's!

technically you can get paid to fap


ever hear of a sperm bank?

but they don't pay you enough to live off of

but you have to go through a bunch of tests to do that- painful ones.

They pay you quite well to do it though


There was a thread about it a little while ago, on manswers they said you make alot to do it:D

LOL......fap.......new term for the old fart :D

my dad has the best job in the world! hes a greeter at walmart, hes a little slow and needed a job.

My dad sets up and tears down mobile homes. He is self employed. He is outside in the elements for 11 hours a day for 5/6 days a week with no vaction or time off or days off (beside weekends). Tears down means- THe trippe wides he puts them as single wides and moves the 3 sections to a new foundation. Sets up means- After he gets the 3 sections to the new place, he "fuses" the 3 together again on the new property.

Also can do roofing, flooring, carpetry, plumbing, electrical work, car mechanic.

All those are part of the job he does too, beside the mechanic, he does that with my car my bro's and the NASCAR.

Graduated HS a year early, then dropped out of college for a business degree. He then opened his own business and has been running it for about 15 years now :D He's a mechanic, and stocks all kinds of parts and stuff like that.

my pops a security supervison at bear sterns.