Well, the title states it all. My roommate is officially the weirdest person I know. For starters, I have never seen anyone afraid to cross the street before. In order for him to cross the street, every car has to be completely stopped or there cannot be a car in sight. If someone does happen to cross the street, he will start yelling stuff such as "woah, there's a car coming, are you stupid" or something similar. Today as he was walking through a parking lot, there was a car coming toward him, but it was at least 500 feet away going 10mph at most and he darts out of its way thinking the car does not have brakes or something. Earlier he comes in and asks if I am going to bed soon and just walks away. He also turns his PS3 off at random times to 'give it a break' yet leaves his computer on 24/7. He also refuses to drink anything but diet drinks because regular drinks have too many calories in em. I thought only some girls thought this. He also walks around and grunts and moans all the time for no reason. I honestly think he is the actual 40 year old virgin because of the way he will talk to his girlfriend. It is all awkward and all and I try to hold in my laughter. It sounds like one of those middle school couples talking to each other and is funny as anything. OK, done ranting for now. I just had to get that out.


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thats what you get for goin to a real college[8D]

maybe he got hit by a car?

I think he is just a chicken. He also will try and yell through a brick wall if people are being loud next door. That cracks me up.

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lmao ^^

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seems like a cool guy

and maybe when he was a kid something bad happened tat he saw involving like a hit and run

and i used to turn off my xbox for that reason (for a while) (i had to do it with my n64 cause it would freeze and it became habit)

is his right arm way shorter than his left?

i think he just pointing at the melon on the ground

looks like a fagzor.

judging by his shoes

he loves the cock

^ haha

Looks like a beardo. [&:]

Dude, no wonder your roommate is scared to cross the road; He's a watermelon:D

why was my post here deleted?

cause you wrote "****" in it. and **** for that matter. asshat.

its "ass-hat". im gonna go apes**t now[8D]


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you can say apes**t but not spicey? i changed it for the kiddies on here

not too far of a trip now is it

i forget what you said nystang.

photoshop that picture!!!!!!!

He looks slightly retarded.

ORIGINAL: Fizzics Boy

Well, the title states it all. My roommate is officially the weirdest person I know. For starters, I have never seen anyone afraid to cross the street before. In order for him to cross the street, every car has to be completely stopped or there cannot be a car in sight. If someone does happen to cross the street, he will start yelling stuff such as "woah, there's a car coming, are you stupid" or something similar. Today as he was walking through a parking lot, there was a car coming toward him, but it was at least 500 feet away going 10mph at most and he darts out of its way thinking the car does not have brakes or something. Earlier he comes in and asks if I am going to bed soon and just walks away. He also turns his PS3 off at random times to 'give it a break' yet leaves his computer on 24/7. He also refuses to drink anything but diet drinks because regular drinks have too many calories in em. I thought only some girls thought this. He also walks around and grunts and moans all the time for no reason. I honestly think he is the actual 40 year old virgin because of the way he will talk to his girlfriend. It is all awkward and all and I try to hold in my laughter. It sounds like one of those middle school couples talking to each other and is funny as anything. OK, done ranting for now. I just had to get that out.


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what are those borders that frame a picture and than you have something funny said underneath it?
dont know how to do it but someone else should do it to this picture

to the op: yeah man, i hear you on roommate stuff, i was gonna post a roommate rant today too, but ill just add to this one, my roommate is a short kid from the midwest, has a morbid fear (absolutely sprints away screaming morbid fear) of small woodland creatures (squirrels, woodchucks etc), onions, tomatoes, peppers and salsa. he got salsa on his hand and almost started crying. he can lay down for like a 10 minute nap and then get up and be like i have to have a shower, im so dirty from sleeping, he showers like 4 times a day, almost compulsively and i need to tell him when to brush his teeth, cause he doesnt know when to, else he wont brush them at all or brush them like 8 times a day.

alright, so heres what pissed me the hell off, he listens to gangster rap and hardcore death metal and is convinced everything else sucks (he tried explaining to me that "Ill nino" is much better than led zeppelin ever was), and im a drummer so the other day i was listening to a john bonham drum solo and he was like drum solos take no skill whatsoever, theyre just random hitting of drums, how hard can it be? and i almost decked him in the face. oh yeah (last thing, i promise), i listen to some italian music too (im italian) and he sat me down and gave me another dissertation on how i have no right to listen to italian music because i didnt grow up in italy, um...i fricking grew up listening to it and this little french/irish kid from indiana says that i have no more right to listen to it than him. alright end of rant

short version: 5'7" roommate from midwest, small man complex, fears squirrels, woodchucks, peppers, onions, tomatoes, listens to crappy music all day and says that my music sucks

LMAO^^ he runs away screaming from squirrels!?! lol I would love to see that. I would probably fake trip and dump a jar of salsa on him sometime though just to see his reaction... that would be priceless by the sounds of it! I would probably go crazy though living with either one of these guys.

[:-]ooooh what if the 2 tards both lived with each other. that woul be an interesting site:D

ORIGINAL: speedstang06

LMAO^^ he runs away screaming from squirrels!?! lol I would love to see that. I would probably fake trip and dump a jar of salsa on him sometime though just to see his reaction... that would be priceless by the sounds of it! I would probably go crazy though living with either one of these guys.


yeah man, its ridiculous, i wish i was joking about any one part of that but its totally true. some kid last year pretended he caught a squirrel and threw like a shirt at him and he like curled up in the corner and was like on the verge of tears talking to himself. also he clips his toenails with his mouth. we should set the two kids up in a room, thatd be a scene haha

ORIGINAL: Fizzics Boy




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holy crap!! my roommate has the same moustache! maybe the wierdness lies in the 'stache....

Photoshop picture!
photoshop picture!
Photoshop Picture!