Well, the title states it all. My roommate is officially the weirdest person I know. For starters, I have never seen anyone afraid to cross the street before. In order for him to cross the street, every car has to be completely stopped or there cannot be a car in sight. If someone does happen to cross the street, he will start yelling stuff such as "woah, there's a car coming, are you stupid" or something similar. Today as he was walking through a parking lot, there was a car coming toward him, but it was at least 500 feet away going 10mph at most and he darts out of its way thinking the car does not have brakes or something. Earlier he comes in and asks if I am going to bed soon and just walks away. He also turns his PS3 off at random times to 'give it a break' yet leaves his computer on 24/7. He also refuses to drink anything but diet drinks because regular drinks have too many calories in em. I thought only some girls thought this. He also walks around and grunts and moans all the time for no reason. I honestly think he is the actual 40 year old virgin because of the way he will talk to his girlfriend. It is all awkward and all and I try to hold in my laughter. It sounds like one of those middle school couples talking to each other and is funny as anything. OK, done ranting for now. I just had to get that out.
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Roommate Rant
