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Why is ass hot? - 4/19/2008 4:00:06 AM   
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If you think about it using logic it should be the most unattractive part of a girl.  It is just where the two legs come together and attach to the hips.  It's split in the middle allowing the end of the digestive tract to expel gas and crap.  Yet after all of that it's still damn sexy.  What gives?

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RE: Why is ass hot? - 4/19/2008 4:14:56 AM   
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same reason why escargot is good... yet it's the most disgusting sounding thing you could talk about eating

same reason why calamari is considered a "high class" appetizer... when it's just fried fish bait

and the same reason caviar is considered a delicacy but in the end you are eating hundreds of fish feti

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RE: Why is ass hot? - 4/19/2008 4:53:25 AM   
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I'm not really an ass man. I'm all about the breasts. Oh, I get the munchies, but there is something about them boobies.

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RE: Why is ass hot? - 4/19/2008 5:04:48 AM   
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Boobies make the day better.  If I had to choose awesome of one and average of the other, I would choose boobs 99% of the time. 

But the ass thing, it comes from instinct from bad in the day.


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RE: Why is ass hot? - 4/19/2008 5:18:45 AM   
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Ass attraction is from primal instinct. Same reason why boobs and vag are attractive. its what the female of our species use to attract us males for mating as a result for standing up-right, as opposed to our monkay heritage, banana? Same thing goes for our groin and buttocks (not so much) area attracts females. Kinda like displaying goods, and something to do with choosing good genes....

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RE: Why is ass hot? - 4/19/2008 5:53:12 AM   
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I read an article one time that stated we as men innately are attracted to that shape. They stated that several things on the female body resemble each other. Boogie, lips, coochie and even womens legs when bent and knees together. I think I have to agree I like all of those about a women...some parts more than others.

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RE: Why is ass hot? - 4/19/2008 5:59:15 AM   
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I love a fine ass. But I don't understand how people can lick the brown eye and all that.

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RE: Why is ass hot? - 4/19/2008 6:07:28 AM   
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I love a fine ass. But I don't understand how people can lick the brown eye and all that.






Yea, I don't understand that at all. Freaks. Totally off limits.

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RE: Why is ass hot? - 4/19/2008 6:36:43 AM   
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Let's see...

1. Ass: Two large pads of fat used to sit on with a port in the middle to expel human waste material.

2. Vagina: A port that expels liquid waste material, old bloody uterus lining, crawling with bacteria even when in a healthy state and only inches away from the above mentioned poopar hole.

3. Boobars: Pouches of fatty tissue that are used to nourish infants after giving birth and realistically have NOTHING to do with sex or should interest the males of the species.

BUT....... we all love those parts anyway!!!

I swear, if aliens are watching us, they MUST think we are absolutely primitive.

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RE: Why is ass hot? - 4/19/2008 6:50:47 AM   
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ORIGINAL: mudvayne1

I love a fine ass. But I don't understand how people can lick the brown eye and all that.


You just haven't been with the right girl, yet. When you've been with someone for a long time that you care about, nothing is off limits.

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RE: Why is ass hot? - 4/19/2008 7:50:14 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: GidyupGo

quote:

ORIGINAL: mudvayne1

I love a fine ass. But I don't understand how people can lick the brown eye and all that.






Yea, I don't understand that at all. Freaks. Totally off limits.



hmm...

1. i'm not talking about the average chunky hooch...i'm talking about ya bonafide hottie...
2. what you refuse to do with your girl, a guy like me will do happily...remember i told ya that
3. it makes em squeal in a way you havent heard before
4. they FREEZE..i'm talking FREEZE when you do it right...its fun

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RE: Why is ass hot? - 4/19/2008 9:05:44 AM   
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ORIGINAL: RED121572

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ORIGINAL: mudvayne1

I love a fine ass. But I don't understand how people can lick the brown eye and all that.


You just haven't been with the right girl, yet. When you've been with someone for a long time that you care about, nothing is off limits.


Been with someone a long time?  Care about?  Holy christ.

Let me help;

When you have been with a super hot girl with a nice waxed vagina and a bleached asshole right in the middle of a TIGHT round little ass, you'll understand.


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RE: Why is ass hot? - 4/19/2008 9:12:26 AM   
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hahaha this thread ftw

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RE: Why is ass hot? - 4/19/2008 9:20:58 AM   
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ORIGINAL: capri debris

Let's see...

1. Ass: Two large pads of fat used to sit on with a port in the middle to expel human waste material.

2. Vagina: A port that expels liquid waste material, old bloody uterus lining, crawling with bacteria even when in a healthy state and only inches away from the above mentioned poopar hole.

3. Boobars: Pouches of fatty tissue that are used to nourish infants after giving birth and realistically have NOTHING to do with sex or should interest the males of the species.

BUT....... we all love those parts anyway!!!

I swear, if aliens are watching us, they MUST think we are absolutely primitive.


omfg


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RE: Why is ass hot? - 4/19/2008 11:36:34 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: capri debris

Let's see...

1. Ass: Two large pads of fat used to sit on with a port in the middle to expel human waste material.

2. Vagina: A port that expels liquid waste material, old bloody uterus lining, crawling with bacteria even when in a healthy state and only inches away from the above mentioned poopar hole.

3. Boobars: Pouches of fatty tissue that are used to nourish infants after giving birth and realistically have NOTHING to do with sex or should interest the males of the species.



lol...i think that 1, 2 , and 3 are like the homo national anthem or somethin..women icky...lol

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RE: Why is ass hot? - 4/19/2008 11:40:12 AM   
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RE: Why is ass hot? - 4/19/2008 11:48:04 AM   
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why is ass hot?

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RE: Why is ass hot? - 4/19/2008 2:27:45 PM   
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yes +100000000000000 for keyra.

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RE: Why is ass hot? - 4/19/2008 3:29:11 PM   
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The reason that men find asses and boobs attractive is nature. Breasts and asses are natural fat storage places on a woman and a woman with "healthy" fat storage would be great at carrying children and then caring for them after birth i.e. breast feeding. Its all part of keeping the species going, one of our major goals in life.

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RE: Why is ass hot? - 4/19/2008 3:38:57 PM   
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So that's our natural instinct, going after fat?  I think in the sex world, bigger is better.  We're not caring about natural instinct, simply bigger boobs/ass is better.  Plus you can have sex with these parts.  Were not attractived to feet (except richie) because we really can't have sex with that part.

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