View Full Version : Why is ass hot?


josmoe5000
04-19-2008, 06:00 AM
If you think about it using logic it should be the most unattractive part of a girl. It is just where the two legs come together and attach to the hips. It's split in the middle allowing the end of the digestive tract to expel gas and crap. Yet after all of that it's still damn sexy. What gives?

Morbid Intentions
04-19-2008, 06:14 AM
same reason why escargot is good... yet it's the most disgusting sounding thing you could talk about eating

same reason why calamari is considered a "high class" appetizer... when it's just fried fish bait

and the same reason caviar is considered a delicacy but in the end you are eating hundreds of fish feti

GidyupGo
04-19-2008, 06:53 AM
I'm not really an ass man. I'm all about the breasts. Oh, I get the munchies, but there is something about them boobies.:)

remicks
04-19-2008, 07:04 AM
Boobies make the day better. If I had to choose awesome of one and average of the other, I would choose boobs 99% of the time.

But the ass thing, it comes from instinct from bad in the day.

iraziel
04-19-2008, 07:18 AM
Ass attraction is from primal instinct. Same reason why boobs and vag are attractive. its what the female of our species use to attract us males for mating as a result for standing up-right, as opposed to our monkay heritage, banana? Same thing goes for ourgroin and buttocks (not so much) area attracts females.Kinda like displaying goods, and something to do with choosing good genes....

07 Shelby GT
04-19-2008, 07:53 AM
I read an article one time that stated we as men innately are attracted to that shape. They stated that several things on the female body resemble each other. Boogie, lips, coochie and even womens legs when bent and knees together. I think I have to agree I like all of those about a women...some parts more than others.

mudvayne1
04-19-2008, 07:59 AM
I love a fine ass. But I don't understand how people can lick the brown eye and all that.

GidyupGo
04-19-2008, 08:07 AM
ORIGINAL: mudvayne1

I love a fine ass. But I don't understand how people can lick the brown eye and all that.






Yea, I don't understand that at all. Freaks. Totally off limits.

capri debris
04-19-2008, 08:36 AM
Let's see...

1. Ass:Two largepads of fat used to sit onwith a port in the middle to expel human waste material.

2. Vagina: A port that expels liquid waste material, old bloody uterus lining, crawling with bacteria even when in a healthy state and only inches away from the above mentioned poopar hole.

3. Boobars: Pouches of fatty tissue that are used to nourish infants after giving birth and realistically have NOTHING to do with sex or should interest the males of the species.

BUT....... we all love those parts anyway!!!

I swear, if aliens are watching us, they MUST think we are absolutely primitive.

RED121572
04-19-2008, 08:50 AM
ORIGINAL: mudvayne1

I love a fine ass. But I don't understand how people can lick the brown eye and all that.


You just haven't been with the right girl, yet. When you've been with someone for a long time that you care about, nothing is off limits.

nghtrnnr
04-19-2008, 09:50 AM
ORIGINAL: GidyupGo

ORIGINAL: mudvayne1

I love a fine ass. But I don't understand how people can lick the brown eye and all that.






Yea, I don't understand that at all. Freaks. Totally off limits.



hmm...

1. i'm not talking about the average chunky hooch...i'm talking about ya bonafide hottie...
2.what you refuse to do with your girl, a guy like me will do happily...remember i told ya that
3. it makes em squeal in a way you havent heard before
4. they FREEZE..i'm talking FREEZE when you do it right...its fun

Lord Ashram
04-19-2008, 11:05 AM
ORIGINAL: RED121572

ORIGINAL: mudvayne1

I love a fine ass. But I don't understand how people can lick the brown eye and all that.


You just haven't been with the right girl, yet. When you've been with someone for a long time that you care about, nothing is off limits.


Been with someone a long time? Care about? Holy christ.

Let me help;

When you have been with a super hot girl with a nice waxed vagina and a bleached asshole right in the middle of a TIGHT round little ass, you'll understand.

pumav106
04-19-2008, 11:12 AM
hahaha this thread ftw

1990CamaroRS
04-19-2008, 11:20 AM
ORIGINAL: capri debris

Let's see...

1. Ass:Two largepads of fat used to sit onwith a port in the middle to expel human waste material.

2. Vagina: A port that expels liquid waste material, old bloody uterus lining, crawling with bacteria even when in a healthy state and only inches away from the above mentioned poopar hole.

3. Boobars: Pouches of fatty tissue that are used to nourish infants after giving birth and realistically have NOTHING to do with sex or should interest the males of the species.

BUT....... we all love those parts anyway!!!

I swear, if aliens are watching us, they MUST think we are absolutely primitive.


omfg:D:D:D:D

nghtrnnr
04-19-2008, 01:36 PM
ORIGINAL: capri debris

Let's see...

1. Ass:Two largepads of fat used to sit onwith a port in the middle to expel human waste material.

2. Vagina: A port that expels liquid waste material, old bloody uterus lining, crawling with bacteria even when in a healthy state and only inches away from the above mentioned poopar hole.

3. Boobars: Pouches of fatty tissue that are used to nourish infants after giving birth and realistically have NOTHING to do with sex or should interest the males of the species.



lol...i think that 1, 2 , and 3 are like thehomo nationalanthem or somethin..women icky...lol

99BlackPonyGT
04-19-2008, 01:40 PM
[:-];)

99BlackPonyGT
04-19-2008, 01:48 PM
why is ass hot?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USUJ5v_4B-Q

My Eleanor
04-19-2008, 04:27 PM
yes +100000000000000 for keyra.

Projectquick
04-19-2008, 05:29 PM
The reason that men find asses and boobs attractive is nature. Breasts and asses are natural fat storage places on a woman and a woman with "healthy" fat storage would be great at carrying children and then caring for them after birth i.e. breast feeding. Its all part of keeping the species going, one of our major goals in life.

SWATSCHOOL
04-19-2008, 05:38 PM
So that's our natural instinct, going after fat? I think in the sex world, bigger is better. We're not caring about natural instinct, simply bigger boobs/ass is better. Plus you can have sex with these parts. Were not attractived to feet (except richie) because we really can't have sex with that part.

josmoe5000
04-19-2008, 05:54 PM
ORIGINAL: SWATSCHOOL
Were not attractived to feet (except richie) because we really can't have sex with that part.


Like some guys on here I have no desire to have anal sex, but still find a nice ass sexy.

Projectquick
04-19-2008, 06:03 PM
There is a difference between not wanting to try anal sex and not finding a nice ass attractive. I know some girls that I would eat one of their farts just to see where it came from.:D

s197richie
04-19-2008, 06:32 PM
What's scary is a nice big ass in a pair of tight jeans, because you have no idea what the cottage cheese factor is until those jeans come off.[:@]

Esp. with the older ones, but younguns get it too.

josmoe5000
04-20-2008, 12:26 AM
I've always liked the smaller ones.

07 Shelby GT
04-20-2008, 12:54 AM
Um, I don't mean to be a stickler here, but as mentioned above that a vagina is "A port that expels liquid waste material". Isn't correct. I'm not sure who taught you anatomy, but that's not a function of a va-j-j. Just thought I would enlighten :)

Slicktastyk Matt
04-20-2008, 01:04 AM
Wow I thought I was the only one who wondered this. I ask people this all the time but the only answer I get is, "Wow, you're a fag."

I don't get it either. I don't understand why something that expels **** is so beautiful.
I will never understand... but all I do know is that I would take a nice ass over nice tits any day of the week. Something about the way they look. I don't get it either. Speed bumps don't turn me on, basketballs don't turn me own, male balls don't turn me on, bubbles don't turn me on... but an ass surely does.

Like WTF mate?!

Caution
04-20-2008, 01:08 AM
+1

ORIGINAL: Lord Ashram

ORIGINAL: RED121572

ORIGINAL: mudvayne1

I love a fine ass. But I don't understand how people can lick the brown eye and all that.


You just haven't been with the right girl, yet. When you've been with someone for a long time that you care about, nothing is off limits.


Been with someone a long time? Care about? Holy christ.

Let me help;

When you have been with a super hot girl with a nice waxed vagina and a bleached asshole right in the middle of a TIGHT round little ass, you'll understand.

nghtrnnr
04-20-2008, 01:11 AM
well the thing about anal sex is i'm not looking to hurt my girl...i'm not looking to cause internal tears or constipation of any of that stuff just to say i banged her in the ass...you know who likes anal sex? guys with little dicks that cant make a girl feel em when they are in the P***y...i can make em squirm when i'm in the right place so i dont need to tear em up inside to her them groan...i'd rather here em moan


who do you guys think has the nicest ass in porn...i'm looking to download tonight

so far i've found these

black chick - melrose foxxx
brazillian chick - mayara
white chick - rachel star