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Always have lube!!! - 4/18/2008 7:05:46 PM   
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So, I was humpin last night, and she asked if I had any lube...I knew why, but wanted to hear it anyways, so I asked.  She said she wanted it in the butt.  But I had no lube, so no poopar sex ...

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RE: Always have lube!!! - 4/18/2008 7:13:19 PM   
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RE: Always have lube!!! - 4/18/2008 7:13:51 PM   
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RE: Always have lube!!! - 4/18/2008 7:17:01 PM   
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RE: Always have lube!!! - 4/18/2008 7:23:12 PM   
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Whats funny about that is I had dropped off 3 bottles of gear oil to a friend earlier that night...that would have been interesting...

Yeah, I have some gear oil, right in your BUTT!!!!



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RE: Always have lube!!! - 4/18/2008 7:28:00 PM   
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Lube=noob...spit is the best

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RE: Always have lube!!! - 4/18/2008 7:33:31 PM   
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 whats the point of anal sex? your wang is right at the entrance to the best feeling on earth and you want to put in somewhere else? i never understood that...wouldnt matter anyway cause i may not be the biggest wang out there but i for sure aint fittin in any chicks ass and honestly why would i want to? i'll put my tongue in her ass but why would i wanna put my stick in anything but her p***y

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RE: Always have lube!!! - 4/18/2008 7:35:57 PM   
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whats the point of anal sex? your wang is right at the entrance to the best feeling on earth and you want to put in somewhere else? i never understood that...wouldnt matter anyway cause i may not be the biggest wang out there but i for sure aint fittin in any chicks ass and honestly why would i want to? i'll put my tongue in her ass but why would i wanna put my stick in anything but her p***y




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RE: Always have lube!!! - 4/18/2008 7:57:10 PM   
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'>Lube FTW

-1 for the tongue in the asshole

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RE: Always have lube!!! - 4/18/2008 8:12:48 PM   
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RE: Always have lube!!! - 4/18/2008 8:13:40 PM   
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ORIGINAL: jc63_

So, I was humpin last night, and she asked if I had any lube...I knew why, but wanted to hear it anyways, so I asked.  She said she wanted it in the butt.  But I had no lube, so no poopar sex ...



another tip is that gas station bathroom condoms ARE THE WORST. what a boner killer

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RE: Always have lube!!! - 4/18/2008 8:14:21 PM   
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yeah anal is sick so it gets a -1

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RE: Always have lube!!! - 4/18/2008 8:20:49 PM   
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I'll counter your -1 with my +1

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RE: Always have lube!!! - 4/18/2008 9:27:10 PM   
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if i see an ass that i like watching bounce, i'd **** it if given the chance....

doesn't mean i wouldn't try and get her to clear it out.  i'd rather not use her **** for some lube.


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RE: Always have lube!!! - 4/18/2008 9:52:02 PM   
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anal sex is nasty, and so would be stickin your tongue in there.

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RE: Always have lube!!! - 4/18/2008 10:05:14 PM   
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I have infact stuck it in the poopar... on my girl friend. its different. thats all i will say , its different , and she can flex and tighten on it but more often then nit she will just cry

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RE: Always have lube!!! - 4/18/2008 10:27:46 PM   
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^^jus gotta know how to do it "right"...sometimes its just more than just Stab n' jab, plus its not always like you see in the movies

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RE: Always have lube!!! - 4/18/2008 10:29:36 PM   
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...yeah.  i've talked to a few buddies about when they went into the poop shoot of their g/fs, and i asked if they eased it in....they said they just rammed it in....



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RE: Always have lube!!! - 4/18/2008 10:32:45 PM   
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quote:

....they said they just rammed it in....


yea i tryed to ease it in one time and she busted out in tears and ****....

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RE: Always have lube!!! - 4/18/2008 10:33:55 PM   
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you were probably going too fast...did you try to jam a finger in thar first? :D YUMMY!

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