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RE: Should I bang my wifes sister?? - 4/17/2008 10:25:29 AM   
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eh, i bet bending the rules never felt any better.......





haha now thats funny.  nothing like penetrating your wives hot sister


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RE: Should I bang my wifes sister?? - 4/17/2008 10:53:09 AM   
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Should you? Absofreakingloutely! 

But first, give your wife her freedom from you and cut her a check for half! 

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RE: Should I bang my wifes sister?? - 4/17/2008 11:10:07 AM   
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My wifes younger sister who is a trained dancer keeps giving me the eye.
She's 24, very athletic, with long blonde hair and piercing blue eyes.
She has made it very clear that she wants... and intends to have me.
She has also sugested a three-some with her best friend who is also a dancer with the Chicago school of Ballet.

This is my biggest problem......

Where can you find a reasonable priced hotel room in the Chicago area?

Any sugestions would be appreciated.


So, you bad mouth OT until you need it.  Typical S/S member.

*Serious answer*
Do you plan on being with your wife forever, if you do I would toally advise against it.  Because if you do **** the **** out of her sister and friend, that could lead to guilt, and probably her finding out in the future.  It would also cause turmoil throughout your wifes family that would probably follow you guys to the grave.

If you answered no, or are planning on leaving anyway, tap 'dat sheet.


Congratulations!  You win the award for being the DUMBEST member of MF.com.

Let's assume for a minute that I was serious.  Do you really think I would come post about it, on a Mustang forum of all places?  Seriously. 

What really gets me, is that you said I "badmouth OT until I NEED it."  Thats just sad man.  Honestly.

All kidding aside, most of you have a pretty good sense of humor, and some of the replies were funny as hell. 


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RE: Should I bang my wifes sister?? - 4/17/2008 11:12:28 AM   
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Chinese Proverb say, "New Pussy is like taking a hot shower, once you get use to it, then it not so hot anymore."  Chinese Proverb saay, "Baseball not right , man with four balls cannot walk."  Finally, Do you know why married women only make love in the dark?  because they can't stand to see their husbands' happy.

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RE: Should I bang my wifes sister?? - 4/17/2008 11:25:17 AM   
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RE: Should I bang my wifes sister?? - 4/17/2008 12:33:55 PM   
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RE: Should I bang my wifes sister?? - 4/17/2008 12:52:05 PM   
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My wifes younger sister who is a trained dancer keeps giving me the eye.
She's 24, very athletic, with long blonde hair and piercing blue eyes.
She has made it very clear that she wants... and intends to have me.
She has also sugested a three-some with her best friend who is also a dancer with the Chicago school of Ballet.






This is my biggest problem......

Where can you find a reasonable priced hotel room in the Chicago area?

Any sugestions would be appreciated.







Cheap bastad. Spring for the 2 star hotels.

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RE: Should I bang my wifes sister?? - 4/17/2008 12:56:58 PM   
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As if muscle car owners have enough general stigma of thought of as being in-bred family member ****ing hicks, people go and make these threads.

Congratulations on reinforcing the stereotype.

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RE: Should I bang my wifes sister?? - 4/17/2008 12:58:15 PM   
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As if muscle car owners have enough general stigma of being in-bred family member ****ing hicks, people go and make these threads.

Congratulations on reinforcing the stereotype.



did you even read the thread?  probably not.  nice way to jump to conclusions LuLz!!!!!


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RE: Should I bang my wifes sister?? - 4/17/2008 1:03:57 PM   
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I can't believe how many people said to do it, and were serious. Does nobody believe in being faithful these days?

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RE: Should I bang my wifes sister?? - 4/17/2008 1:16:51 PM   
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I can't believe how many people said don't do it, and were serious. Does nobody believe in ****ing the **** out of their sister-in-law these days?


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RE: Should I bang my wifes sister?? - 4/17/2008 1:17:28 PM   
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I can't believe how many people said to do it, and were serious. Does nobody believe in being faithful these days?


i'm pretty sure the majority of posters picked up on the OP's unusual thread content and posted accordingly.


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RE: Should I bang my wifes sister?? - 4/17/2008 1:19:02 PM   
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Thanks in advance for contributing to the ~50% divorce rate in this country...

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RE: Should I bang my wifes sister?? - 4/17/2008 1:21:27 PM   
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She has also sugested a three-some with her best friend who is also a dancer with the Chicago school of Ballet.


What's his name?


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RE: Should I bang my wifes sister?? - 4/17/2008 1:22:12 PM   
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She has also sugested a three-some with her best friend who is also a dancer with the Chicago school of Ballet.


What's his name?






no


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RE: Should I bang my wifes sister?? - 4/17/2008 1:31:52 PM   
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Here's a nice safe job for you 99GTvert, come on out, you don't have to be scared anymore.

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RE: Should I bang my wifes sister?? - 4/17/2008 1:55:58 PM   
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Eh, my college roommate did that.  But he got a seperation from the wife first.  The younger sister was hotter anyway.

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RE: Should I bang my wifes sister?? - 4/17/2008 3:57:22 PM   
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There is no possible way to make everyone happy in this situation.  But keep us informed what happens.

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RE: Should I bang my wifes sister?? - 4/17/2008 4:05:49 PM   
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Go ahead studly!  Tap the **** out of it.  Especially if it's a threesome with her friend. 

What is the worst that could happen? Instead of only having 1 sexually disappointed woman in your life you will have 3.

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RE: Should I bang my wifes sister?? - 4/17/2008 4:06:21 PM   
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u should give us a picture of her, and we can give you better advice

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