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Old 04-16-2008, 11:16 PM   #1
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Default Suicide Survivors

Do. Not. Exist.


You cant survive suicide, because if you commit suicide, your dead.

If you fail at killing yourself, you fail at life. you suck. thats it.

something like, for every 1 person who commits suicide there are 100 who failed. that means, 99% of them are retarted.

On that note...

Some kid in my school tried to slash his throat open with a serredaded steak knife the other day. He survived.
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Old 04-16-2008, 11:17 PM   #2
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A steak knife? Jeez... at least do it with a katana or a machete [8D]
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Old 04-16-2008, 11:19 PM   #3
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the easiest way is to take a lethal dose of tylenol.
















7 pills. not even extra strength. thats all it takes. liver failure and death.
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Old 04-16-2008, 11:19 PM   #4
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most of the time they r looking for attention, and so they really dont have the guts to do it. they just make a scar so every asks wtf happened
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Old 04-16-2008, 11:20 PM   #5
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wow, what a tard.

Gun to the head or jump off a 1000 foot cliff are the only ways to ensure certain death .We've discussed this. Popping pills, slitting wrists, even friendly fire from the barrel of your own mansword do nothing but embarrass you.

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Old 04-16-2008, 11:22 PM   #6
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the easiest way is to take a lethal dose of tylenol.
















7 pills. not even extra strength. thats all it takes. liver failure and death.
really? i've taken 4 at a time before... how many till it causes liver failure lol

i used to live on advil. i usually take 3
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Old 04-16-2008, 11:23 PM   #7
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One round house kick to the face from Chuck Norris and you are deader than dead.
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Old 04-16-2008, 11:30 PM   #8
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most of the time they r looking for attention, and so they really dont have the guts to do it. they just make a scar so every asks wtf happened
So you're saying that someone attempting suicide by slitting their throat is just for attention?
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Old 04-16-2008, 11:32 PM   #9
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ATTENTION WHORE!!!
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Old 04-16-2008, 11:33 PM   #10
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the easiest way is to take a lethal dose of tylenol.
















7 pills. not even extra strength. thats all it takes. liver failure and death.
You are wrong. Max dose with out causing liver damage is 4,000mg/day. Which is 8 tablets.
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