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Training Courses For Women - 4/16/2008 10:09:54 AM
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Riptide
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Apologies if it's a repost.
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Women think they already know everything, but wait; training courses are now available for women on the following
subjects:-
1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait until After The Game
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
19. PMS: Your Problem . .. . Not His
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
24. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both
25. TV Remotes: For Men Only
26. Getting ready to go out: Start the day before.
Please register immediately as courses are expected to be in great demand
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RE: Training Courses For Women - 4/16/2008 10:12:15 AM
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35thAnni99GT
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i need to register my breezy for 2, 8, and 11
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RE: Training Courses For Women - 4/16/2008 10:36:18 AM
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nghtrnnr
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ORIGINAL: MustangFanatic4
I used to suck balls
i am deh masta at it now
thats all i could read from her post...the rest is a blur
only thing a woman really needs to know is never let your teeth touch the shaft
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F.E.A.R ..... ITS ALL WHAT YOU DO WITH IT:
forget everything and run
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face everything and recover
"fight everything...conform to nothing"
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RE: Training Courses For Women - 4/16/2008 10:46:51 AM
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DaMach04
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From: Vinton, Va. "Land-o-Cops"
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my advice for women
suck his d***
play with his b@lls
make him a sandwich
dont talk so much
Perfection
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ORIGINAL: Hisss04Cobra
14. Any person claiming to be a woman will be known as a man unless she posts a sign with mf-com on it..
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RE: Training Courses For Women - 4/16/2008 10:49:47 AM
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redass02gt
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hahaha, dancing sucks. 
the only redeeming quality of dancing is that girls like to grind their asses on you. so basically, standing around with a boner is what I do when dancing.
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RE: Training Courses For Women - 4/16/2008 10:53:08 AM
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okbfd
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Grrrrrrrrr...........dancing FTW......yeppers I are a dancer.....competitive Ballroom dancing. What else can you do for a hobby where you get to hold lots of different women very close?
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Steeda CAI/SCT + Tri-ax shifter
Konig Wheels/Eibach springs
http://www.classyauto.com/v/Ford+Mustang/GT/64335
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RE: Training Courses For Women - 4/16/2008 10:58:26 AM
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redass02gt
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hey, do you have big balls? great big balls? do you believe that balls should be held every night? do you ever hold balls for charity? do you enjoy the balls that are held for pleasure the best?
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RE: Training Courses For Women - 4/16/2008 10:58:48 AM
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RE: Training Courses For Women - 4/16/2008 11:03:37 AM
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okbfd
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I absolutely, positively hate that highway  Plus I lost to an STI on it Sat. 
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RE: Training Courses For Women - 4/16/2008 11:06:08 AM
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DaMach04
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From: Vinton, Va. "Land-o-Cops"
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ORIGINAL: MustangFanatic4
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ORIGINAL: DaMach04
my advice for women
suck his d***
play with his b@lls
make him a sandwich
dont talk so much
Perfection
only in a porn video
i guess my standards are too high. maybe thats why im still single.
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ORIGINAL: Hisss04Cobra
14. Any person claiming to be a woman will be known as a man unless she posts a sign with mf-com on it..
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