Hey guys, I have a situation...so I thought I would ask my fellow mustang owners what I should do. So here goes. I live in an apartment complex and I subscribe to the saturday newspaper because I enjoy reading it before work (it has the big automotive section...). It's kinda my thing on Saturday mornings, make coffee and read the newspaper. And hey before you ask I'm 23 and not some old fart (no offense to the old farts on here, you know who you are). ha ha
Well, the problem is one of my neighbors steals my paper every Saturday for the last two months. So I called and told them to have the paperboy knock but he forgot this last weekend and sure enough somebody swiped my da** paper. I want to catch this person and show them how angry I am. I am pretty pissed okay and you would be too. :)
Now I am planning to be at my door at precisely 6am this Saturday to watch for when they go to snatch my paper...then what? Run out with silly string, throw a bucket of water, take their picture...???? WHAT SHOULD I DO WHEN I CATCH THEM???
Sorry for the long rant, but I need some creative ideas to prank this thief. Thanks so much!
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The paper sometimes arrives in a bag, sometimes not. I have kitties I could sure borrow some of their crap to put in it.... I need it nice and goey though. keep em coming this is wonderful. I need revenge.
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Go to the sporting goods store in the deer hunting section. Buy some skunk cover scent. Fill bucket of water like you said......only add the bottle of skunk scent. When the asswipe comes to steal your paper give him a good dousing. I'll bet he doesn't do it again
Meeeehhh.. the dog-**** in the bag trick has been done before.. I guess you could call it a classic, but what chick wants to handle dog sh!t? LOL
Silly string is too nice though it'd be funny.. The guy is technically stealing your property because you paid for the subscription to the paper right? Wait at your door till the guy or whomever it is shows up to steal your paper, open the and either a) pepper-spray their a$$, or b) shoot em' with a paintball gun.. LOL both completely non-lethal objects that will definitely leave an impression not to phuck with you.. lol
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do you know who is doing it, and where they live? if so, you need to execute the hotel tsunami...
first, the front door needs to open in.
take a garbage can, like a kitchen size can, and pour in a pound of sugar. then fill it with very cold water. lean it against their door, at a sharp angle, then knock on the door all paniced, and run. they open the door, and the can falls, dumping all of that water with still-granulated sugar pours all over the floor, which is often carpeted.
I don't know who the thief is or exactly where they live. I am pretty sure they live on my floor though.
The door opens into the apartment--will it still work for the garbage sack trick? I guess I need to find out where they live first.... (that will be the next step or torment)
Pepper spray would definitely be a good lesson. I don't want to do anything too bad that would get me kicked out of my apartment or anything (nothing too violent). You are right about the silly string, that is just too silly to teach a lesson.
Okay so I like the idea of putting some sort of sh** in the paper for this lucky thief, but I will have to peak out my little thing in the door and see what door he goes back into and what he drives.... the possiblities are endless!!!
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if he/she has a rug outside of their apartment wrap it in double sided tape then when they walk out oops stick to their feet
or hmmm lets see
tie some fishing line aroung the paper and try to kinda hide it run it somewhere and make it do something like ring a bell then come out in close to nothing and say can i help you? and take pics so we can see
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IMO those are the best pranks the ones that make the pranked feel really really really awkward or ohhh and when you do this you should youtube that **** yoz
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The only thing that goes both ways on this forum is SXGT.
if he/she has a rug outside of their apartment wrap it in double sided tape then when they walk out oops stick to their feet
or hmmm lets see
tie some fishing line aroung the paper and try to kinda hide it run it somewhere and make it do something like ring a bell then come out in close to nothing and say can i help you? and take pics so we can see
lol, that would be funny they are trying to walk off w/ it and all of a sudden they find out it is attached to my door. I do have a rug in front of my door I could possibly hide the string under... There's not a lot I can work with being an apartment hallway--no fun corners to hide behind. I can have my gf take a video of it though, if I can get her up that early on a Saturday morning. Keep these ideas coming, I need to get this guy good!
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If you have a "webcam" or any SMALL camera that can hook up to a computer. mount it in a "hidden" spot near your door. and have it streaming on your computer. A friend of mine lives in a kinda "rough" neighborhood, and he has a small webcam with night vision capabilities mounted on his front porch watching his car out front. its hooked to his computer, and its automatically saves the footage daily. he actually caught someone trying to steal his car once.
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Well, I wish I had a picture of my door because it's pretty boring and there isn't a whole lot to work with here guys. I don't own a web cam--would that be wireless?
So the skunk water would be number one...maybe loaded in a water gun so I can be sure lots of it gets on him (or her). Then the next solution is to smear crap all over the inside of the paper...
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Hey guys, I have a situation...so I thought I would ask my fellow mustang owners what I should do. So here goes. I live in an apartment complex and I subscribe to the saturday newspaper because I enjoy reading it before work (it has the big automotive section...). It's kinda my thing on Saturday mornings, make coffee and read the newspaper. And hey before you ask I'm 23 and not some old fart (no offense to the old farts on here, you know who you are). ha ha
Well, the problem is one of my neighbors steals my paper every Saturday for the last two months. So I called and told them to have the paperboy knock but he forgot this last weekend and sure enough somebody swiped my da** paper. I want to catch this person and show them how angry I am. I am pretty pissed okay and you would be too. :)
Now I am planning to be at my door at precisely 6am this Saturday to watch for when they go to snatch my paper...then what? Run out with silly string, throw a bucket of water, take their picture...???? WHAT SHOULD I DO WHEN I CATCH THEM???
Sorry for the long rant, but I need some creative ideas to prank this thief. Thanks so much!
pee in a water bottle , let it warm and ferment in the sun. splash it on him at 6am
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do you know who is doing it, and where they live? if so, you need to execute the hotel tsunami...
first, the front door needs to open in.
take a garbage can, like a kitchen size can, and pour in a pound of sugar. then fill it with very cold water. lean it against their door, at a sharp angle, then knock on the door all paniced, and run. they open the door, and the can falls, dumping all of that water with still-granulated sugar pours all over the floor, which is often carpeted.
why dont you combine two of those ideas and mix some of the skunk smell in the vasoline and rub it on the outside of the plastic? and if theres no plastic then put it inside the paper.. they wont see it obviously.. but theyll smell it and think like 'ew somebodys cat musta sprayed in here' and once they grab the paper it'll be all over their hands.. and the better thing would be is if its inside the paper and they open it up it might get on their hands.. but even better is itll hopefully get on some of their furniture or something.. but id go with putting it on the plastic bec you KNOW theyll touch it.
too bad you cant rig a small balloon filled with ink/dye inside it so when they pull the plastic off the outside it would explode everywhere.. that would be ultimate..
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So I called and told them to have the paperboy knock but he forgot this last weekend and sure enough somebody swiped my da** paper. I want to catch this person and show them how angry I am. I am pretty pissed okay and you would be too. :) 
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