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I was caught in a BIG explosive fire. - 4/10/2008 11:26:51 AM   
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Ok this was on Monday so it's a little old but yes, 2 bottles of 99 schnapps, "friends", and a huge fire pit are a big NO NO. So we were pretty hammered and decided we wanted to light the fire pit [huge hole in the ground filled with masses of wood]. I didn't know someone had poured a significant ammount of gas all over it. It blew up on my in a huge 10 foot or higher explosion and melted the skin off my hand, burned my arm hair off and a little of my beard. I was so drunk it really didnt phase me...I can say it hurts somewhat to grab the shifter though. This is probably my FAIL of the year. Liquor FTMFL!!!

A few days after it happened.




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RE: I was caught in a BIG explosive fire. - 4/10/2008 11:28:53 AM   
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LOL!! I'm gonna have to use this again!




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so she was a virgin huh...cool, was she tight? did you ram her or did she tell you to take it slow? LOL

He's asian, he didn't need to worry about it.


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RE: I was caught in a BIG explosive fire. - 4/10/2008 11:30:18 AM   
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ouch, thats a pretty good drunken injury


I broke my elbow once wreslting with my buddy after a motley crue concert (and after around 30 beers)

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RE: I was caught in a BIG explosive fire. - 4/10/2008 11:34:57 AM   
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I understand your pain.  In 2004 I was in a Natural Gas explosion and I had Severe 2nd degree to Mild 3rd degree burns on my body it takes awhile to recover good luck with it.

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RE: I was caught in a BIG explosive fire. - 4/10/2008 11:40:46 AM   
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Hope you and the rest of the girls enjoyed your schnapps at least.

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RE: I was caught in a BIG explosive fire. - 4/10/2008 11:43:25 AM   
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I'm hoping they were peppermint bottles!  oooooh, I love the pepperminty ones.  

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RE: I was caught in a BIG explosive fire. - 4/10/2008 11:44:20 AM   
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Better make sure that shat don't get infected either.

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RE: I was caught in a BIG explosive fire. - 4/10/2008 11:51:18 AM   
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All I can say is, WAYTAGODUMBASS!


You are living proof that God watches over children and idiots.



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RE: I was caught in a BIG explosive fire. - 4/10/2008 11:57:59 AM   
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I had two drunk buddies start boxing after the super bowl a few years back.  As they were dancing around and boxing, one of them came down and broke his anke.  As he was on the way down the other guy came in and landed one of the biggest punched I've ever seen in person.

Needless to say it's legendary comedy that we all still laugh about today! 

GL with those burns.  Go cut some aloe vera and it'll help!!


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RE: I was caught in a BIG explosive fire. - 4/10/2008 12:31:08 PM   
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Yeah, I have some aloe cut up. I keep it medicated but not too wet with medication...yes I even ended up getting some that night...even with my fkd up hand. It was 99 apples and 99 cherrys. I heal up rather quickly so I'm not worried about it.

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RE: I was caught in a BIG explosive fire. - 4/10/2008 12:43:39 PM   
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Does it hurt when you jerk it?

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so she was a virgin huh...cool, was she tight? did you ram her or did she tell you to take it slow? LOL

He's asian, he didn't need to worry about it.


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RE: I was caught in a BIG explosive fire. - 4/10/2008 12:55:29 PM   
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quote:

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Yeah, I have some aloe cut up. I keep it medicated but not too wet with medication...yes I even ended up getting some that night...even with my fkd up hand. It was 99 apples and 99 cherrys. I heal up rather quickly so I'm not worried about it.


So, you're Wolverine, eh?

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RE: I was caught in a BIG explosive fire. - 4/10/2008 1:07:12 PM   
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Yeah, I have some aloe cut up. I keep it medicated but not too wet with medication...yes I even ended up getting some that night...even with my fkd up hand. It was 99 apples and 99 cherrys. I heal up rather quickly so I'm not worried about it.


So, you're Wolverine, eh?


Yes...?


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you could try flexing them. as long as your dick gets hard, dont worry about it.


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RE: I was caught in a BIG explosive fire. - 4/10/2008 1:31:43 PM   
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OUCH......been there done that.....camping trip at the lake with a giant fire that had burned down to coals about a foot deep. Damn beavers had chewed off a bunch of trees. Yep, you got it, I tripped over a stump and threw out my hand to keep from doing a face plant. Friggin hand burns hurt!!!    The bummer is that it was the inside of my hand...... palm and fingers.....massive blisters all over. Aloe with lidocaine FTW   

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RE: I was caught in a BIG explosive fire. - 4/10/2008 1:33:19 PM   
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damn beavers




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the 2 guys would have to be related or I wouldn't swallow their semen.

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RE: I was caught in a BIG explosive fire. - 4/10/2008 1:40:49 PM   
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+ a gazillion..........nasty little buggers     Hate em.....destructive little sh*ts......pond destroyers, hand burners.........yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa   whew.....end of rant

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RE: I was caught in a BIG explosive fire. - 4/10/2008 1:43:43 PM   
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That's what I'm happy about, not getting it on the inside of the hand. That would be much worse.

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you could try flexing them. as long as your dick gets hard, dont worry about it.


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RE: I was caught in a BIG explosive fire. - 4/10/2008 2:00:05 PM   
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the 2 guys would have to be related or I wouldn't swallow their semen.

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RE: I was caught in a BIG explosive fire. - 4/10/2008 2:19:53 PM   
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you should really have that looked at... that looks like it could get infected pretty bad... and depending on the burns, some or most of those marks could be permenant.

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RE: I was caught in a BIG explosive fire. - 4/10/2008 2:39:54 PM   
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It seems no worse than a road rash to me...

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you could try flexing them. as long as your dick gets hard, dont worry about it.


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