Who hates People??? How do protect my 05

wondercoolguy · 04-19-2005, 06:25 PM

Besides parking out in the middle of no where any time I take out the new car. Does anyone have any suggestions how to keep my 05 when it comes in protected from stupid jealous people. I know that maybe a dumb question but maybe some of you have figured out something I haven't

Derf00 · 04-19-2005, 06:31 PM

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ORIGINAL: wondercoolguy

Besides parking out in the middle of no where any time I take out the new car. Does anyone have any suggestions how to keep my 05 when it comes in protected from stupid jealous people. I know that maybe a dumb question but maybe some of you have figured out something I haven't

lol...<sigh> Here's my favorite although it will piss people off sometimes to the point where they leave you a nasty note or worse..key your car...take two spaces.[8D] When I got my 2000 (late 99) I used to do that where I worked...after people found out who it was I got some nasty e-mails...

Now, I park in BFE and usually next to 'islands' in the parking lot with the side closest to the island practically rubbing against its curb. Stay away from Minivans and SUV's with baby seats..or any car with baby seats.... The car is now almost 6 years old and only one scratch on it... (son leaning against the rear quarter panel with his backpack on) Almost lost a kid that day

Professor Wizard · 04-19-2005, 07:41 PM

Yea...

Hire a REALLY BIG guy to stand by your car.

OR.. hire a REALLY HOT lady to sit in it in the parking lot.

In either case... nobody will ding it.

Other then that... what "HE" said... avoid vans and SUV.. those come with kids!.. bad news! and try to leave enough room for the car next to yours to open the door FULLY without hitting yoru car.

Install a parimeter alarm that yells "GET THE HELL AWAY FROM THIS CAR" when someone gets within 24" of it.

dan · 04-20-2005, 01:11 AM

just park far away from the building where no one usually parks. You can take up 2 spaces if you want because no one really goes out that far except people with vipers and porches and shiz like that

don_w · 04-20-2005, 03:18 AM

Maybe this would work.

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/232777.stm

We could re-wire it to work off a perimeter motion detector.

Chopper · 04-20-2005, 12:26 PM

Be carefull about taking two parking spaces,there are people who are jealous enough about you owning a new car without taking up two spaces.Try to park beside other nice cars,avoid peices of sh1t,and park at the ends of the rows.

wondercoolguy · 04-20-2005, 02:27 PM

I was thinking about that to. The one good thing about where I work there are cameras in the parking lot. So if I park far and take up two spaces and some A-hole co-woker takes out my car key to paint style. Then a proper arse raping will take place along with being put on the unemployment line. As far as store parking lots I actually think I'm going to go to one of these repo sales and buy a clunker and take that to the store

p.s I hate people except for my fellow mustang lovers and my wife cause she gives me sex

New2Ford · 04-20-2005, 03:33 PM

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p.s I hate people except for my fellow car lovers and my wife cause she gives me sex

Good Man! Were we seperated at birth?

N2F

xRockThePonyx · 04-20-2005, 04:16 PM

Here's what I always do with my car, even though she's not new.

At work, I always back into my spot (it's a single line of spots across the lot) and that way I don't have to back out as much. Also, pull through as much as you can when you park, just because then you end up not having to back out, and people are less likely to hit you pulling in if you pull through to a spot in between two cars.

Or you could park far away, but then some people might be tempted to mess with it because nobody may see them do it.

wondercoolguy · 04-20-2005, 04:28 PM

That's whats sad about my post is there is no real answer cause if some one wants to open their door or walk across the parking lot with their key out and make their mark on your car. There is nothing you can do! GOD-D@MN PHUCKING PEOPLE!!!! I'm pissed because I've been waiting for this car since the first concept drawing when It looked just like 1965 car. The though of some one scratching my car is enraging. My 97 mustang has little scractches all over it and none of them were by me.

P.s I love mustang people and my wife cause she gives me sex and strippers cause they show me their boobs