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OK, Amy........your turn! - 6/16/2007 8:25:07 PM

Jazzer The Cat

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It was sooo gosh darn hot here in Alabama I just had to cool off sum. What better way than to warsh the car, in the SCORCHING...........HOT.........SUN! Oooooooooooooooh.... It feels sooooooooo good!

What's this?.......a bucket of soapy water? Well, whatever do I do with that (he he he)

It is sooooo nice to spend some time cooling off in this hot sun down here. Do you ever get so hot you just want to soak yourself down with ICE.......COLD......WATER.....from the garden hose? I DO!

I just HAD to rinse down my T-shirt as the sweat beads are covering my entire body and my skin is sooooo soft and slippery. This feels sooooo good! Will you come over and wash me down with the hose?

Oh! You were peeking, weren't you? You are a bad girl, and I kind of like that!

OOPSY, I spilled soapy water down my shirt again! (he he he)

I think you WANT me! Yes, you want me real bad. I am a bad boy that needs to be taught a lesson.

I can't wait until mills and tim come over later. We are going to have a sleep-over and stay up late. They don't know it yet, but I am going to jump up on the bed and start a pillow fight. I hope they get here soon, I am lonely all by myself in just my tight..... wet.... silky.... T-shirt clinging to my body

Jazzer on dirty boys

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RE: OK, Amy........your turn! - 6/16/2007 9:16:12 PM

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OH

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RE: OK, Amy........your turn! - 6/16/2007 9:17:06 PM

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MY

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RE: OK, Amy........your turn! - 6/16/2007 9:17:30 PM

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GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: OK, Amy........your turn! - 6/16/2007 9:18:48 PM

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hahahahaha

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RE: OK, Amy........your turn! - 6/16/2007 9:29:07 PM

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i am, for the first time on these forums, speechless....this is....wow...i gotta say though Jazz you definitely arent giving any other guy a chance with Amy...and after that...she wont even think about another guy LOL

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RE: OK, Amy........your turn! - 6/16/2007 10:36:08 PM

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Nice work Jazzer.......a lot like a disastrous traffic accident, you're not happy with yourself once you take a look

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We're going to need Axer in here with his Moderator editing skills to clean this sucker up and make it PG-13

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RE: OK, Amy........your turn! - 6/16/2007 10:57:55 PM

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I don't think it's anywhere close to being as non-PG-13 as some of of the photos guys have on their signatures....

~ Amy defending a HOT man

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RE: OK, Amy........your turn! - 6/16/2007 11:35:45 PM

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quote:

I don't think it's anywhere close to being as non-PG-13 as some of of the photos guys have on their signatures....

This one didn't get a R rating for "nudity" or "sexual content". More of a "disturbing images" criteria.......think Texas Chainsaw Massacre or The Ring

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~ Amy defending a HOT man

There's still hope for you Jazzer....

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RE: OK, Amy........your turn! - 6/17/2007 1:18:39 AM

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lmfao! good porn!

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RE: OK, Amy........your turn! - 6/17/2007 1:23:40 AM

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Bro,

We need to ship you off to New York so you can join the cast of SNL. Or at least, go hang out with more people like yourself. Will Ferrell.

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RE: OK, Amy........your turn! - 6/17/2007 1:26:11 AM

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Hey Jazz, do you think i can take pics washing my car and put them up too? u gotta have some competition lol

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RE: OK, Amy........your turn! - 6/17/2007 2:15:46 AM

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i wonder if the neibors were watching

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RE: OK, Amy........your turn! - 6/17/2007 2:32:15 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Saleen#468

i wonder if the neibors were watching

Lol thats what I was thinking earlier too and also...who was brave enough to snap this tremendous photoshoot??

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RE: OK, Amy........your turn! - 6/17/2007 2:57:50 AM

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jazzer - you are one sick puppy BUT you do get an A+ for the best post originality.

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RE: OK, Amy........your turn! - 6/17/2007 9:54:12 AM

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Great pictures! lol

Girls will be swooning (or should I say the 2 girls we have on the forum are swooning.)

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RE: OK, Amy........your turn! - 6/17/2007 10:10:37 AM

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one sick puppy but then we all are!!

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RE: OK, Amy........your turn! - 6/17/2007 10:17:26 AM

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One of you two just needs to move and get it over with

Jazzer & Amy, sittin' in a tree, K I S S........you know the rest

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RE: OK, Amy........your turn! - 6/17/2007 10:42:04 AM

Jazzer The Cat

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Saleen#468
i wonder if the neibors were watching

Actually, he was putting one of those portable air conditioners in his bedroom at the time, so he was right at the window the whole time

I am not sure if he saw me, but let's just hope not

As far as the "photographer"? Your's truley! Do you really think I would be able to get anyone else to take this little stunt seriously enough to actually take these pics?

Jazzer Adams

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RE: OK, Amy........your turn! - 6/17/2007 11:38:38 AM

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Jazz,

You did all that with the camera timer?!? Now you really win the canned ham!

Awesome post, the best part about it was your unflagging tenacity to push through and take car enthusiast forum pics to 'strange new places'.

Also the obvious objectivist take, i.e. - I don't think anyone would be surprised to see the same pics of a hot female, but handle it the same way with a guy and you get the train wreck...

Way to go Jazzer - forum hijinks and cultural statement at the same time! - or maybe I'm just drinking too much caffeine.

chuck

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