It was sooo gosh darn hot here inAlabama I just had to cool off sum. What better way than to warsh the car, in the SCORCHING...........HOT.........SUN! Oooooooooooooooh.... It feels sooooooooo good!

What's this?.......a bucket of soapy water? Well, whatever do I do with that (he he he) [sm=smiley25.gif]

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb213/jazzerthecat/Whatsthis.jpg

It is sooooo nice to spend some time cooling off in this hot sun down here. Do you ever get so hot you just want to soak yourself down with ICE.......COLD......WATER.....from the garden hose? I DO! [sm=icon_sneaky.gif]

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb213/jazzerthecat/Thiscoldwaterissoooonice.jpg

I just HAD to rinse down my T-shirt as the sweat beads are covering my entire body and my skin is sooooo soft and slippery. This feels sooooo good! Will you come over and wash me down with the hose? [sm=itsok.gif]

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb213/jazzerthecat/Oh.jpg

Oh! You were peeking, weren't you? You are a bad girl, and I kind of like that! [sm=innoc.gif]

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb213/jazzerthecat/Areyoupeekingonme.jpg

OOPSY, I spilled soapy water down my shirt again! (he he he) [sm=oopssign.gif]

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb213/jazzerthecat/MyT-shirtissoooowet.jpg

I think you WANT me! Yes, you want me real bad. I am a bad boy that needs to be taught a lesson. [sm=smiley35.gif]

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb213/jazzerthecat/Youwantme.jpg

I can't wait until mills and tim come over later. We are going to have a sleep-over and stay up late. They don't know it yet, but I am going to jump up on the bed and start a pillow fight. I hope they get here soon, I am lonely all by myself in just my tight..... wet.... silky.... T-shirt clinging to my body [sm=smiley31.gif]

Jazzer on dirty boys

OH

MY

GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahaha

i am, for the first time on these forums, speechless....this is....wow...i gottasay though Jazz you definitely arent giving any other guy a chance with Amy...and after that...she wont even think about another guy LOL

Nice work Jazzer.......a lot like a disastrous traffic accident, you're not happy with yourself once you take a look ;).

We're going to need Axer in here with his Moderator editing skills to clean this sucker up and make it PG-13 :D

I don't think it's anywhere close to being as non-PG-13 as some of of the photos guys have on their signatures....

~ Amy defending a HOT man :D

I don't think it's anywhere close to being as non-PG-13 as some of of the photos guys have on their signatures....

This one didn't get a R rating for "nudity" or "sexual content". More of a "disturbing images" criteria.......think Texas Chainsaw Massacre or The Ring[:o][:'(][:-]

~ Amy defending a HOT man :D

There's still hope for you Jazzer....

lmfao! good porn!

Bro,


We need to ship you off to New York so you can join the cast of SNL. Or at least, go hang out with more people like yourself. Will Ferrell.[sm=alcoholic.gif]

Hey Jazz, do you think i can take pics washing my car and put them up too? u gotta have some competition lol

i wonder if the neibors were watching

ORIGINAL: Saleen#468

i wonder if the neibors were watching

Lol thats what I was thinking earlier too and also...who was brave enough to snap this tremendous photoshoot??

jazzer - you are one sick puppy BUT you do get an A+ for the best post originality.

Great pictures! lol

Girls will be swooning (or should I say the 2 girls we have on the forum are swooning.)

one sick puppy but then we all are!!

One of you two just needs to move and get it over with [8D] Jazzer & Amy, sittin' in a tree, K I S S........you know the rest ;)

ORIGINAL: Saleen#468
i wonder if the neibors were watching


Actually, he was putting one of those portable air conditioners in his bedroom at the time, so he was right at the window the whole time[sm=tongue.gif]I am not sure if he saw me, but let's just hope not [sm=smiley32.gif]

As far as the "photographer"? Your's truley! Do you really think I would be able to get anyone else to take this little stunt seriously enough to actually take these pics? [sm=signs006.gif]

Jazzer Adams

Jazz,

You did all that with the camera timer?!? Now you really win the canned ham!

Awesome post, the best part about it was your unflagging tenacity to push through and take car enthusiast forum pics to 'strange new places'.

Also the obvious objectivist take, i.e. - I don't think anyone would be surprised to see the same pics of a hot female, but handle it the same way with a guy and you get the train wreck...

Way to go Jazzer - forum hijinks and cultural statement at the same time! - or maybe I'm just drinking too much caffeine.
[sm=groupwave.gif]


chuck

Okay Jazzer, you win. You know, it's been really, really rainy all weekend so very difficult to get shots of Georgia taken without getting all wet! Hope you like 'em:

Georgia and me all wet (http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb178/AmyVCTexas/GeorgiaRain.jpg)

Georgia and me, still all wet (http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb178/AmyVCTexas/GeorgiaRain1.jpg)


[sm=happy046.gif][sm=happy046.gif][sm=happy046.gif]

... and we couldn't let the weather "dampen" our photo shoot, so I did manage to get one while all wet and wearing a bikini....

Wet Bikini shot (http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb178/AmyVCTexas/GeorgiaBikini.jpg)

Nice! I figured your car to wear a "G" string :)

I do have one concern as Ithought Georgia would be au-natural. Windshields are supposed to be madewith "silicon" not "silicone"!

[sm=smiley31.gif] XOXO [sm=love.gif]

Jazzer on the table of elements

Jazzer'z pics disturbingly funny........Amy'z rebuttle.......priceless:D

ORIGINAL: AmyVCTexas

... and we couldn't let the weather "dampen" our photo shoot, so I did manage to get one while all wet and wearing a bikini....

Wet Bikini shot (http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb178/AmyVCTexas/GeorgiaBikini.jpg)


Very funny post...

I think this should come next... and I am sure everyone agrees.



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ORIGINAL: AmyVCTexas

... and we couldn't let the weather "dampen" our photo shoot, so I did manage to get one while all wet and wearing a bikini....

Wet Bikini shot (http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb178/AmyVCTexas/GeorgiaBikini.jpg)


I am sorry to see the raining weather in the Big Tthat forces youto wear you're Gortons Fisherman outfit in June!!!! ;)

Fortunately, We in Cali. have nice sunny weather year round. In this pic, you would be able to see a beautiful California sunset low on the horizonif that darn roof were not in the way!

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb213/jazzerthecat/CaliforniaSunshine.jpg

Jazzer on Cali rockin' and rollin'

EDIT: meant to put a little winky afterthe Gortons Fisherman blast as it seems a little harsh without it [&o]

ORIGINAL: abbas

ORIGINAL: AmyVCTexas

... and we couldn't let the weather "dampen" our photo shoot, so I did manage to get one while all wet and wearing a bikini....

Wet Bikini shot (http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb178/AmyVCTexas/GeorgiaBikini.jpg)


Very funny post...

I think this should come next... and I am sure everyone agrees.



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Nice work abbas [sm=smiley32.gif]

Typical though. Amy is living up to the stereo-typical woman and looking at meONLY as a sex object!
Just once, I would like to be seen as a man, and NOT a piece of meat! [sm=boohoo.gif]

The Jazzer according to Amy =



http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p117/Chuckdoc/scotch-rump-steak.jpg

quote:

ORIGINAL: AmyVCTexas

... and we couldn't let the weather "dampen" our photo shoot, so I did manage to get one while all wet and wearing a bikini....

Wet Bikini shot (http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb178/AmyVCTexas/GeorgiaBikini.jpg)



Very funny post...

I think this should come next... and I am sure everyone agrees.




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Nice Abbas.....caught Amy looking again [sm=drooldude.gif]

[sm=jawdrop.gif]this is funny sh**.

Speechless

Oh, my gosh!
"Swooning" is not quite the right word..... :D

What color would your kids be?

My guess is blue with white racing stripes....

The Chuckster!!!!! [sm=icon_rofl.gif]

ORIGINAL: Chuckdoc

The Jazzer according to Amy =




Is that a rump roast? :D

Nope - that would be a New York Strip steak. One of the easiest steaks to cut and grill, but can be a little tough if not cooked slow.......I prefer a Porter House,Delmonico (the better part of a Rib Eye) or of course the Filet Mignon.

Poor Jazzer.......a nice steak being beingconfused for a rump roast [8D]

great comeback,what's next??

Thanks Jason :)

This whole thread has steeped deep into the abbis of depravation for all men. We have endured this behaivior from our female counter-parts for far too long. It is time we took back the fine art of carwashing in T-shirts, bending at the waist to pick up the paper, being spoken to without eyes peering into the small opening between buttons on ourshirt and, yes, pillow fights! For gosh sake, can't a couple of guys enjoy a little mud-wrestling WITHOUT women stopping to stare!!!

It is time we men stood together and demand that we be seen as equals. It is time for WOMEN to be seen washing cars in T-shirts, wear the tight jeans in the family and live with the pressure of plastic surgery being thrusted upon you by beer commercials with scantilly clad men at the beach sunbathing. Learn what objectification is about when the tables have turned on YOU! We will then see how you like selling hot wings as just another pretty face and a slab of meat!

"I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!' I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - 'I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad!... You've got to say, 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"

The Cat wishing the female Networkdid not see us as just "anice piece of Jazz"

I believe it was Mae West (one of my heroines) who said:
"In my wildest dreams, men don't love me for my mind."

[sm=devilangel.gif](again)

ORIGINAL: Jazzer The Cat



http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb213/jazzerthecat/MyT-shirtissoooowet.jpg



Hey Jazzer....I couldn't help buy notice that your hose is un-circumcized [8D]

Sorry for being late, but I had walk homebecause my car is still in the shop, I was wore out after that party and the pillow fight......well here you go....


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ORIGINAL: tim1200

Sorry for being late, but I had walk homeÂ*because my car is still in the shop, Â*I was wore out after that party and the pillow fight......well here you go....



Tim! OMG -- still no car!? I would be apoplectic by now! And what is your little white dog driving in the meantime?

Oh looky Jazzer!! We get to celebrate our 3-page anniversary now! [sm=icon_cheers.gif]

[sm=smiley20.gif]tim comes backswinging, and hits one out of the park! [sm=smiley20.gif]

(Youmust beon 'roids!)

You know..... maybe next time you and mills can come over and we can all wash the cars together and Amy can take the pics.

Maybe then she will take a long hard look at herself and see the destructiveroad in which she travels.

Hopefully Amy is listening and will choose the correct path [sm=teetertooter.gif]

Jazzer

Hey... your right!

Go Amy [sm=wootwoot.gif]go Jazzer[sm=wootwoot.gif]go Amy[sm=wootwoot.gif]go Jazzer

Just think, one day we may catch Chucks PJ post! (NOT!)

Jaz

ORIGINAL: Jazzer The Cat


You know..... maybe next time you and mills can come over and we can all wash the cars together and Amy can take the pics.

Maybe then she will take a long hard look at herself and see the destructiveÂ*road in which she travels.

Hopefully Amy is listening and will choose the correct path [sm=teetertooter.gif]

Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â* Jazzer






Hmmm.... may I invoke the "victimless crime" defense now? [sm=insomnia.gif]

ORIGINAL: AmyVCTexas

Hmmm.... may I invoke the "victimless crime" defense now? [sm=insomnia.gif]


Let's makea deal....... YOU can look at the Jazzer as a hot piece of man meat, and I will continue to fantasize about mills avatar [sm=drooldude.gif]

Jazzer on game shows of the '60's

OUCH!

ORIGINAL: AmyVCTexas

OUCH!


Come on Amy, you knowmy avatar's on for you! [sm=kissykissy.gif]

Jazzer VS. envelopes

you guys are weird.... Its probably a good thing that MF stuck you all back here in your own little corner [8D]

ORIGINAL: SpecterGT260
you guys are weird.... Its probably a good thing that MF stuck you all back here in your own little corner [8D]

Do you think he really meant that? [sm=boohoo.gif] (just kidding)

I spent a little time fraternizing with the Off Topic people, and I'm happy right here with the "weirdos".

That guy has a Pontiac in his sig, how the hell did he get in here. Mods, oh Mods where are thou......oh wait a minute [8D]

You have a point there Specter, but I've seen wierder in the OT section. BTW only jazzing about the T/A - its buy far my favorite muscle car that is built by the Mustangs arch enemy :)

um, am I crazy (or just weird), or is that a Pontiac Firebird that SpecterGT260 is using for his signature here on the MUSTANG forum??

[sm=dontgetit.gif]

you guys are weird.... Its probably a good thing that MF stuck you all back here in your own little corner [8D]

Who's he trying to kid......he's one of us :D

Pontiac?!?!?!?.....What the......?

Get 'em boys! ;)

ORIGINAL: AmyVCTexas

um, am I crazy (or just weird), or is that a Pontiac Firebird that SpecterGT260 is using for his signature here on the MUSTANG forum??

[sm=dontgetit.gif]


see my post count? over 1500 of those were made with a blue 00 GT vert in the sig. Sorry, but it was the prettiest car ever built ;)

Just read your RIP link, Specter. Horrible! A tragic loss but most important, you are okay. I'm sure she was a lovely thing and one day you'll have another. Driving a TA ain't too shabby in the meantime! :)

thats what I was thinkin. I didnt have the funds to make another 345rwhp GT. but some day, even if i have to buy a coup, cut its roof off, and paint it blue, ill have that car again :D

Oh crap , is this what Saleen folks do. I must have took a wrong turn. Sorry Iwas searching for a Shelby forum , I promise I wont say anything.:(

LOL at redcobra, "Is this what Saleen folks do?"

Yup!!

[sm=alcoholic.gif]

ORIGINAL: Chuckdoc

The Jazzer according to Amy =



http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p117/Chuckdoc/scotch-rump-steak.jpg



I came across my old thread while looking for a link to the PS2 review for someone on the Tires & Wheels section.

I completely forgot about The Chucksters response here and just about fell out of my chair, AGAIN :)

At the risk of further ridicule, I just had to send props to Chuck for this [sm=smiley32.gif]

The Jaz

And almost exactly a year old... just goes to show, some things may come and go, but funny is timeless. :)

ORIGINAL: redcobrasc

Oh crap , is this what Saleen folks do. I must have took a wrong turn. Sorry Iwas searching for a Shelby forum , I promise I wont say anything.:(


And this is the average response when the thread floats back to the top! Priceless...


Nice work again, Jaz.

i had forgotten all about this thread...... [&:]
damn you all

Damn you Jazzer....I knew I should have locked this one down when I had the chance [8D]

seriously...i laughed so loud that I scared my fiance so bad she got mad at me and went to bed early

too funny

I cant believe this thread came back up :D