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The best one I heard yet... - 8/26/2006 2:20:56 AM   
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Tonight, I am at a local hangout spot for racing. A GLI gets spanked by an LS2 Goat and the rider in the GLI starts talking to me. I ask him if he wants to run a "rustang" and he agrees. He does have to go home to get his car. Oh yes, his car..... VW Jetta w/ T4 turbo at 13 lbs. of boost, ported head and cams. I agree to run him. Eventually he leaves to get it and we get run out of the hangout spot. Well, what do you know, I run into him and the crew at a gas station. I finish my food and approach him and ask if we are still running???

"So, are we still running tonight?"
"No, I can't. I DONT HAVE A GAS CAP, and MY BLOW OFF VALVE ISNT HOOKED UP."
"You didnt know this when you went to get your car???"
"I just cannot race you but, I will fix it and run you NEXT WEEK..."
"Oh, ok. Well we will have to do that then...."


I havent EVER heard the gas cap excuse before though. I personally thought that was funny as hell. I guess we will see what will happen 'next week' then. I guess wish me luck or better yet...wish him luck; I think he is going to need it.

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RE: The best one I heard yet... - 8/26/2006 3:36:29 AM   
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How do you lose a gas cap? I'm not into the whole turbo thing but isn't a BOV just a mod and isn't needed to run?

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RE: The best one I heard yet... - 8/26/2006 4:07:17 AM   
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well i think if he isnt bull s hitting u u will lose.

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RE: The best one I heard yet... - 8/26/2006 7:36:43 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: SeVeReDiStOrTiOn

How do you lose a gas cap? I'm not into the whole turbo thing but isn't a BOV just a mod and isn't needed to run?


If your BOV pops loose, your car will not run. So he was giving you two retarded excuses.




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RE: The best one I heard yet... - 8/26/2006 12:57:25 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: straitwangin

well i think if he isnt bull s hitting u u will lose.


Dont worry, I have a surprise or two for him that should handle him fine.

and

WRX- He drove his car out to the gas station but just let it sit there.

< Message edited by Zoie_daGT -- 8/26/2006 12:58:24 PM >


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RE: The best one I heard yet... - 8/26/2006 6:01:53 PM   
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well, you know what they say. It sounds like bs, and smells like bs.................then it must be bs. Just don't taste it in case it really is.

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RE: The best one I heard yet... - 8/27/2006 5:08:01 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Zoie_daGT

quote:

ORIGINAL: straitwangin

well i think if he isnt bull s hitting u u will lose.


Dont worry, I have a surprise or two for him that should handle him fine.

and

WRX- He drove his car out to the gas station but just let it sit there.

Gotcha. I'm just saying, I blew the blow off valve off of my intercooler on my old car once because I didn't tighten the bolts down enough and it conked out and stopped running. It's an important part of the intake system on boosted cars.

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RE: The best one I heard yet... - 8/27/2006 5:49:54 PM   
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I fully understand that. They are important.



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