Well last night i ran in to the biggest bunch of douche bags in the world. I am cruisin minding my own buisness on my way home, when out of nowhere this car pulls up beside me and just starts bouncing off the rev limiter like crazy. It is some kid with his hat sideways, i look over at him and he gives me a thumbs down and takes off. So i am thinking to myself what a delusional dumbass kid. He happens to be in the double turn lane going me way. Just to let you guys know it is like 11:30 at night and there is no one around. Anyways i have my windows down and come up on his passanger side and his "HOMIE" was sitting in the passanger seat and these two woodlands "White Boyz" are just blazing some kinda Gangsta rap. The dude in the passanger seat turns down the radio and says "Yo, that mustang sounds like SH$% dog, and it obviously runs like SH$% too cause you just got walked by a corolla FOO." I look at him in disbelief and say "You're joking right?" He said "Look son this is a type S with a turbo and it is putting down 300 HP to the front wheels Dawg." I say to him "I happen to know a thing or two about cars and turbos and well, i didnt here a turbo spoolin or a blow off valve when you were hitting the rev limiter back there." This piece of SH$% looks at me and says "You dont know SH$% about imports cause you drive a dead pony that sounds like SH$%." At this point this kid has crossed the line and is about to get his ass whooped by my car then me. So i say " Look here wannabe Gangsta bitch, if you think that you got somethin lets race." He says "WTF ever man you are about to lose." So the light has been green for about a minute now so we finally make our turn and get on to the road that goes to my neighborhood. He stops and i pull up next to him on the drivers side and the dude flicks a cigarette at my car. I say " Bitch do you want your ass kicked?" He laughs and say "Look here after we win this me and my homie here are gonna be the SH$% outta you and take your car and drive it offa bridge." I say "Good luck to the both of you ******s cause once you finally get to the finish line i will be waiting." So he gives three honks and we go, I gun it and pull a 4 car lead on this POS and just keep pullin so i back off let him get beside me and he is just balls to the wall. I am just feathering the gas and i keep punching it and falling back to him and punching it and falling back. So i gun it again get about 10 cars ahead and stop on the side of the road. They pull up and they both get out. The boy in the passanger seat says, "Your car maybe fast but we are about to beat that ass foo." I get out and stand up and the look on these kids faces is priceless when they see that they just picked a fight with a 6'3 250lbs cracka." The dudes were maybe 5'5 cause i towered over them. They run for their car like two kids running for the icecream truck. I ran after them grabbed one of them by the shirt(the SH#$ talker in the passanger seat) and pulled him backwards to the ground. I got on my knee and grabbed him by the throat and said "I thought you were gonna kick my ass." His buddy in a shakey"nongangsta" voice says "Look man we are sorry just let him go and dont hurt us." I say " Come pick up your friend and get the FU$% outta here ya'll make me sick." He runs over there helps him up and they jet away in there POS. Turns out the kids live 5 houses down on my street i saw them this morning when i was going to work and i gave them a nice little rev as i passed by, they both ran inside their house. I hate bitches!![:@][:@] FU$%IN punk A$$ bitches. Sorry for the long read hope yall enjoyed it.
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awww f*** a minor they think they can talk s*** because there minors and noone will do anything but, at least JD put them in there place. Good job man i would've done the same thing. Where i come from you can tell the difference in wannabe gangster and real ones.
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Haha where do you people live for all this crap to happen? These things never happen where I live. When I race someone it's alwyas clean no sh!t talking, thumbs up. Even when I lived in Colorado Springs "white homeboy/worst ricer cars" capitol of the world these things didn't happen. I mean Im glad that it doesn't happen to me, but it seems to happen all the time here at the forum.
Highschool Kids in a Corolla S
