View Full Version : 95 Eclipse Turbo AWD VS 02 GT


Dan04COBRA
08-10-2003, 06:49 PM
I never plan races, nor do I ever call someone out but this kid had it coming!!!!!

I've known him for years and he's always had a nasty & cocky attitude that he's better than everyone else...Well a couple weeks ago I was in a parking lot talking to a friend of mine in a 69 Chevelle SS (we raced BTW and I left him like a Civic heh) and a kid in a slammed Eclipse asks if anyone wants to race, and when he said this I noticed the Test & Tune number on his side window and asked how he ran at the track. He cocked and attitude and said 16.2, oh no wait, 18.5, Yeah 18.5 - come find out. I got pissed at his attitude and told him that his 4 gerbils don't stand a chance and I'm not going to waste my time.

I turned around to walk away and he took off. Anyways, I've kept hearing rumors he's telling everyone he ran 13.2 with no 3rd gear. Which is BEYOND bogus because he would need RIDICULOUS amounts of HP to run 13.2 with no 3rd gear, am I correct or what!

Well 2 nights ago it was a quiet night, not much for cars out and the cops were virtually non-existant so I called him out for a race...we lined up and went from a 10 mph roll and I left him with ease. It was so bad I shut down by 65 and just cruised 35 back to the parking lot while he sped down the road doing 80+. What an asshole! He hasn't had much to say to anyone the past 2 days and he wasn't out at all last night either ;)

Sean
08-10-2003, 08:51 PM
At least he was smart enough not to show his face after the a$$ whoopin. What is really bad are the ricers that go into complete denial after getting beat,keep coming back with sorry a$$ excuses.

EvilKenevil
08-10-2003, 10:16 PM
He probably never slowed down and ran into a brick wall.

Dan04COBRA
08-10-2003, 10:37 PM
What was his purpose of telling people he could run 13.2 with no 3rd gear! I mean, do people NOT realize that there are people in this world who know what their talking about and that they won't catch on at some point?

Mysterious
08-10-2003, 10:50 PM
NObody said ya gotta be smart to drive a car, let alone race one...</P>


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Somehow my car is slow around here too. Funny huh?</P>

makarovboy
08-10-2003, 10:59 PM
his gerbils were on crack, and one must have had an o.d.

vfast
08-11-2003, 01:15 AM
it makes them fell big becuase the people he's telling are as dumb or dumber about cars than he...I put a bumper stick on my car
$100 a run....

Mysterious
08-11-2003, 02:11 AM
We had a link to a post on another site a while back, on the Bird/Camaro club forum I am in. This guy Named punksmurf was showin his lack of intelligence, saying alot of stupid stuff. Well none of the members of the site had a clue as to what makes a car work, let alone faster. Someone who is educated or experienced will spot a BS user pretty quick.

Redline5th
08-16-2003, 02:03 PM
glad you didn't get over 65!

jeep45238
08-16-2003, 09:02 PM
*cough*

allblack
08-17-2003, 06:09 AM
we should all get togethere and build an awd mustang and shock the rally world and show them what real cars are made of.

BCisme
08-17-2003, 01:06 PM
somehow i don't think that would work out.<IMG src=smileys/smiley5.gif border="0">

jeep45238
08-17-2003, 01:14 PM
Oh, it would.

A 427 under the hood with an adapter for a Tornado (sp?) tranny so it powers the front wheels.

Another 427 in the trunk with another Tornado trannyy powering the rear wheels.

Both blown and alcohol injected.

























Imagine the ideas when I'm drunk or stoned<img border="0" src=smileys/smiley17.gif border="0">

allblack
08-18-2003, 05:45 AM
damn we think alike <img border="0" src=smileys/smiley4.gif border="0">

brockleew
08-18-2003, 06:48 AM
AAAHAHAHAHA.....That would be the ultimate stang. Where ya gonna stick the 55 gallon gas tank though? you know, so that you can get atleast a mile.

jeep45238
08-18-2003, 01:25 PM
Passenger seat.

yellow94gt
08-19-2003, 06:19 AM
I think if they could fit the explorers AWD system (and do something withthe gearing and suspension to make it like a rally car) underneath a mustang, and turbo the bee-yotch to put out about about 20 lbs of boost, there would be a mass of speed demons at the local dealership. </P>


Running a manually adjustable tourque ratio (like the STi), and a huge intercooler would kick ass.</P>

Redline5th
08-19-2003, 06:33 PM
lol

allblack
08-19-2003, 08:16 PM
dude ill sell my car to help out with that!

Peg_Grinder
08-19-2003, 09:54 PM
Just FYI, WRC isn`t the only type of rallying there is, and outside of WRC, they have FWD and RWD rally cars. And, its not quite rally, but, the current Open Pro record holder at pikes peak, is a mustang, ran by Clint Vasholtz with an 11:49 run.</P>


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http://b5z.net/i/u/351269/i/clint.JPG border=</P>

Dan04COBRA
08-19-2003, 10:09 PM
Sweeeeet, too bad that car is god awful ugly and looks like a 2003 Tiburon.

allblack
08-20-2003, 04:04 AM
i dont think you could spend more money on makeing an ugly car.

im a hater of rally stangs untill me and jeep get together and smoke alotta weed and drink alotta beer and build a dual powerd dual blown awd mother f**king rally car.<img border="0" src=smileys/smiley4.gif border="0">