[QUOTE=turboeeyore]you have to install a turbo timer because the engine timing has to advance and retard as the boost kicks in and out[/QUOTE]
Oh my god. Please tell me you're kidding. Haha I don't even know what to say to this. It's pretty bad when I can't get past the first line without laughing so I'll just leave this alone...
[QUOTE=turboeeyore]also, a turbo timer has nothing to do with cooling... that's what oil lines are for[/QUOTE]
Again, what the hell...I don't know where your source for this information is but they are wrong....just wrong...
Let me edjumicate you:
A turbo timer's SOLE purpose is to allow the oil that lubricates the turbo time to circulate and cool down. Nothing more, nothing less. You run a turbo car hard and then shut it directly off...then guess what, after enough times of doing that the oil is going to begin to destroy the bearings in the turbo. Then that will lead to "shaft-play" of the turbo's turbine. Then guess what happens next...you're cruisin along, checkin your naws pressure gauge, pimpin your car, revving at every car you see, flooring it...basically being a jackass and running the car hard, then all of a sudden, remember those neglected bearings, yeah well they give you a big f*ck you and sieze up...then bye bye turbo, you've just ruined it.
The moral of the story is turbo timers SOLE, SOLE, SOLE DAMNIT purpose is cooling....not retarting timing, not retarding and increasing boost(that's a boost controller), and not there to look cool and pose like you have a turbo...it's to allow the turbo to cool down.
Thank you class, please hand in your homework assignments and notes as you leave the classroom. No I won't answer any questions and no I will not be available after class to help you. You are dismissed. Now give me your tuition money...
-Jon-
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